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    ‘The Daily Show’ Audience Applauds Attacks and Setting Teslas on Fire: ‘Wow, You Guys Like Petty Acts of Domestic Terrorism’ (clip)
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    The Daily Show

    Name: The Daily Show

    URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show

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    Jordan Klepper

    Name: Jordan Klepper

    Employment: The Daily Show

    Position: Comedian, Correspondent

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    03/20/2025 06:11 pm
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    KLEPPER Again Kyle I ░░░░░░░░ sorry I flew off ░░░░░░░░ handle Papa needs his ░░░░░░░░ grig And some people ░░░░░░░░ not content to just ░░░░░░░░ about Elon in a ░░░░░░░░ school gym They re ░░░░░░░░ to the streets or ░░░░░░░░ parking lots Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ Tonight the FBI and ░░░░░░░░ now investigating multiple cases ░░░░░░░░ possible arson targeting Teslas ░░░░░░░░ Cybertrucks Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ voice over This dramatic ░░░░░░░░ shows multiple cars in ░░░░░░░░ Police say the attacker ░░░░░░░░ Molotov cocktails It s ░░░░░░░░ latest in more than ░░░░░░░░ dozen incidents of arson ░░░░░░░░ vandalism targeting Tesla Reporter ░░░░░░░░ over The same suspect ░░░░░░░░ more Teslas with a ░░░░░░░░ Tesla Cybertrucks were set ░░░░░░░░ fire in Kansas City ░░░░░░░░ earlier this month shots ░░░░░░░░ at a Tesla dealership ░░░░░░░░ Oregon Cybertrucks on fire ░░░░░░░░ Seattle Clip ends Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause KLEPPER Wow You ░░░░░░░░ like petty acts of ░░░░░░░░ terrorism Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ Okay let me just ░░░░░░░░ nobody should be breaking ░░░░░░░░ law and blowing up ░░░░░░░░ Especially because if you ░░░░░░░░ wait a few minutes ░░░░░░░░ ll probably do it ░░░░░░░░ themselves Laughter And in ░░░░░░░░ you re wondering why ░░░░░░░░ might do this some ░░░░░░░░ been leaving helpful messages ░░░░░░░░ starts Reporter voice over ░░░░░░░░ is what Tesla employees ░░░░░░░░ Encinitas saw when they ░░░░░░░░ to work today The ░░░░░░░░ is too graphic to ░░░░░░░░ in its entirety We ░░░░░░░░ out the swastika on ░░░░░░░░ white Tesla as well ░░░░░░░░ the f word on ░░░░░░░░ different windows in front ░░░░░░░░ the dealership Nazi and ░░░░░░░░ were written as well ░░░░░░░░ ends KLEPPER Uh Laughter ░░░░░░░░ and Applause I think ░░░░░░░░ might have wanted to ░░░░░░░░ out a little bit ░░░░░░░░ there because now it ░░░░░░░░ looks like they just ░░░░░░░░ I mean obviously Elon ░░░░░░░░ a lot of kids ░░░░░░░░ he s got a ░░░░░░░░ of you know but ░░░░░░░░ don t have to ░░░░░░░░ so overt The point ░░░░░░░░ there s a ton ░░░░░░░░ rage directed at Elon ░░░░░░░░ now Which is why ░░░░░░░░ night he went on ░░░░░░░░ Hannity and made the ░░░░░░░░ for his victimhood Clip ░░░░░░░░ Hannity Bullets are being ░░░░░░░░ charging stations are put ░░░░░░░░ Teslas are being put ░░░░░░░░ What have you done ░░░░░░░░ warrants this Because I ░░░░░░░░ nothing that you have ░░░░░░░░ except help our country ░░░░░░░░ Yeah I mean it ░░░░░░░░ really come as quite ░░░░░░░░ shock to me that ░░░░░░░░ is this level of ░░░░░░░░ hatred and violence from ░░░░░░░░ left Tesla is a ░░░░░░░░ company We ve never ░░░░░░░░ anything harmful I have ░░░░░░░░ done anything harmful I ░░░░░░░░ only done productive things ░░░░░░░░ ends KLEPPER I shouldn ░░░░░░░░ have to explain this ░░░░░░░░ Elon but it s ░░░░░░░░ about the Teslas Teslas ░░░░░░░░ actually pretty cool as ░░░░░░░░ car It s got ░░░░░░░░ all glass thing going ░░░░░░░░ kind of like a ░░░░░░░░ that bleep It s ░░░░░░░░ doorhandles that are hard ░░░░░░░░ find which is what ░░░░░░░░ wants in a doorhandle ░░░░░░░░ in the car is ░░░░░░░░ so if it malfunctions ░░░░░░░░ just drown in it ░░░░░░░░ know It s like ░░░░░░░░ free coffin It s ░░░░░░░░ It s cool I ░░░░░░░░ him credit I don ░░░░░░░░ think people though are ░░░░░░░░ at you because of ░░░░░░░░ Teslas Elon If I ░░░░░░░░ to hazard a guess ░░░░░░░░ why they d be ░░░░░░░░ it might be because ░░░░░░░░ the last several weeks ░░░░░░░░ fired tens of thousands ░░░░░░░░ federal workers you made ░░░░░░░░ to veterans care life ░░░░░░░░ foreign aid and food ░░░░░░░░ You canceled important medical ░░░░░░░░ sometimes so abruptly that ░░░░░░░░ happened Clip starts LEMIRE ░░░░░░░░ trials funded by USAID ░░░░░░░░ experiments have been stopped ░░░░░░░░ People some people have ░░░░░░░░ devices still in their ░░░░░░░░ because the trials were ░░░░░░░░ stopped Clip ends KLEPPER ░░░░░░░░ People might get a ░░░░░░░░ upset if you stopped ░░░░░░░░ medical trial halfway through ░░░░░░░░ Imagine you had to ░░░░░░░░ getting your malaria medication ░░░░░░░░ going home with half ░░░░░░░░ butt lift Imagine it ░░░░░░░░ it You ll never ░░░░░░░░ pants off the rack ░░░░░░░░ Or here s another ░░░░░░░░ Maybe people are mad ░░░░░░░░ you because you don ░░░░░░░░ seem to know what ░░░░░░░░ bleep you re doing ░░░░░░░░ and Applause I m ░░░░░░░░ Because you fired aviation ░░░░░░░░ staff then had to ░░░░░░░░ them back You fired ░░░░░░░░ safety inspectors then you ░░░░░░░░ to hire them back ░░░░░░░░ cut funding for Ebola ░░░░░░░░ and then said Oopsie ░░░░░░░░ starts Musk One of ░░░░░░░░ things we accidentally canceled ░░░░░░░░ very briefly was Ebola ░░░░░░░░ prevention I think we ░░░░░░░░ want Ebola prevention Clip ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER Ha ha yeah ░░░░░░░░ think we do And ░░░░░░░░ someone just accidentally cut ░░░░░░░░ I think we d ░░░░░░░░ be pretty mad I ░░░░░░░░ even banksy some Third ░░░░░░░░ ejaculate Look I could ░░░░░░░░ up with more reasons ░░░░░░░░ let s be honest ░░░░░░░░ knows why people are ░░░░░░░░ at him We know ░░░░░░░░ s not as smart ░░░░░░░░ he pretends to be ░░░░░░░░ he s also not ░░░░░░░░ dumb as he s ░░░░░░░░ to be right now ░░░░░░░░ when he goes on ░░░░░░░░ Hannity to complain about ░░░░░░░░ people hate him he ░░░░░░░░ just proving that the ░░░░░░░░ king of the internet ░░░░░░░░ t handle the consequences ░░░░░░░░ the real world.”
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