Kimmel: Can You Imagine if Biden Bragged About Winning a Tournament During a Disaster?

KIMMEL You know what ░░░░░░░░ way things have been ░░░░░░░░ lately it s nice ░░░░░░░░ have an excuse to ░░░░░░░░ on a Monday In ░░░░░░░░ it was Take your ░░░░░░░░ friends kid to work ░░░░░░░░ Donald Trump was walking ░░░░░░░░ the White House grounds ░░░░░░░░ Elon Musk s son ░░░░░░░░ Why I don t ░░░░░░░░ Maybe Elon s nanny ░░░░░░░░ DOGE d But there ░░░░░░░░ was four years old ░░░░░░░░ beside the president of ░░░░░░░░ United States Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ parody Little X your ░░░░░░░░ s a nutcase X ░░░░░░░░ I know Trump parody ░░░░░░░░ jumps like a weirdo ░░░░░░░░ parody I can jump ░░░░░░░░ Want to see Jump ░░░░░░░░ jump Trump parody He ░░░░░░░░ a total disaster Clip ░░░░░░░░ KIMMEL That could be ░░░░░░░░ movie I would see ░░░░░░░░ right Fat Man and ░░░░░░░░ Boy This was a ░░░░░░░░ weekend of deadly storms ░░░░░░░░ Americans were killed in ░░░░░░░░ and wildfires in several ░░░░░░░░ While the devastation was ░░░░░░░░ our commander in chief ░░░░░░░░ was back at Mar ░░░░░░░░ Lago again playing golf ░░░░░░░░ the storms raged he ░░░░░░░░ these words of comfort ░░░░░░░░ those who lost their ░░░░░░░░ and homes He wrote ░░░░░░░░ just won the Golf ░░░░░░░░ Championship probably my last ░░░░░░░░ Trump International Golf Club ░░░░░░░░ Palm Beach county Florida ░░░░░░░░ a great honor The ░░░░░░░░ dinner is tonight at ░░░░░░░░ club I want to ░░░░░░░░ the wonderful golf staff ░░░░░░░░ all of the many ░░░░░░░░ golfers that participated in ░░░░░░░░ event Such fun Such ░░░░░░░░ indeed This of course ░░░░░░░░ after Trump chided Joe ░░░░░░░░ last year for being ░░░░░░░░ vacation during Hurricane Helene ░░░░░░░░ you scored hypocrisy like ░░░░░░░░ he d be 30 ░░░░░░░░ under par right now ░░░░░░░░ you imagine if Biden ░░░░░░░░ about winning a golf ░░░░░░░░ during a disaster Sean ░░░░░░░░ would have a rage ░░░░░░░░ for weeks Laughter But ░░░░░░░░ don t want to ░░░░░░░░ know what I don ░░░░░░░░ want to lose focus ░░░░░░░░ the fact that Trump ░░░░░░░░ his own tournament again ░░░░░░░░ this is the third ░░░░░░░░ in a row he ░░░░░░░░ won his own tournament ░░░░░░░░ were the other players ░░░░░░░░ this tournament Seriously are ░░░░░░░░ other golfers or is ░░░░░░░░ just Eric with his ░░░░░░░░ price clubs Applause It ░░░░░░░░ preposterous Remember how much ░░░░░░░░ laugh when North Korean ░░░░░░░░ media reported that Kim ░░░░░░░░ il had 11 holes ░░░░░░░░ one the first time ░░░░░░░░ ever played golf We ░░░░░░░░ getting pretty close to ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts North Korean ░░░░░░░░ HOST parody His most ░░░░░░░░ President Donald J Trump ░░░░░░░░ announced to us his ░░░░░░░░ children that yet again ░░░░░░░░ has emerged victorious in ░░░░░░░░ tournament of golf which ░░░░░░░░ a sacred name Thousands ░░░░░░░░ taken to the streets ░░░░░░░░ celebrate our strong and ░░░░░░░░ leader s historic triumph ░░░░░░░░ esteem to our glorious ░░░░░░░░ and his mighty penis ░░░░░░░░ which comparison all others ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends Cheering KIMMEL ░░░░░░░░ to Lieger Woods on ░░░░░░░░ his own golf tournament ░░░░░░░░ want to see a ░░░░░░░░ 580 page investigation of ░░░░░░░░ tournament I want to ░░░░░░░░ everything I want score ░░░░░░░░ I want video I ░░░░░░░░ affidavits from the caddies ░░░░░░░░ want a forensic investigation ░░░░░░░░ every divot he didn ░░░░░░░░ bother to replace How ░░░░░░░░ it possible that this ░░░░░░░░ beats every other golfer ░░░░░░░░ year Clip starts UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ the sand pit oh ░░░░░░░░ God I got that ░░░░░░░░ video Clip ends KIMMEL ░░░░░░░░ shot Mr President Another ░░░░░░░░ in one And then ░░░░░░░░ only then he turned ░░░░░░░░ attention to the storms ░░░░░░░░ and a half hours ░░░░░░░░ his golf brag he ░░░░░░░░ We are actively monitoring ░░░░░░░░ severe tornadoes and storms ░░░░░░░░ have impacted many states ░░░░░░░░ the South and Midwest ░░░░░░░░ join Melania and me ░░░░░░░░ praying for everyone impacted ░░░░░░░░ these terrible storms Where ░░░░░░░░ you and Melania praying ░░░░░░░░ the golf awards dinner ░░░░░░░░ together Praying together might ░░░░░░░░ the only activity those ░░░░░░░░ do less than sleeping ░░░░░░░░