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TDS’ Kosta: ‘Trump Just Backed Away from Those Tariffs Like It Was a Long Time Friendship with Jeffrey Epstein’
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Comedy Central

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The Daily Show

Name: The Daily Show

URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show

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Michael Kosta

Name: Michael Kosta

Position: Comedian

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03/07/2025 01:36 am
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JBDiaz (staff)
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KOSTA Being president comes ░░░░░░░░ a lot of pretty ░░░░░░░░ powers you can write ░░░░░░░░ orders you get one ░░░░░░░░ checked bag on Air ░░░░░░░░ One and you even ░░░░░░░░ an uncensored feed of ░░░░░░░░ SPAN which Audience reacts ░░░░░░░░ for Donald Trump the ░░░░░░░░ he enjoys the most ░░░░░░░░ the power to impose ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Trump Tariffs ░░░░░░░░ easy they re fast ░░░░░░░░ re efficient and they ░░░░░░░░ fairness We re going ░░░░░░░░ bring so many things ░░░░░░░░ to our country and ░░░░░░░░ thing that s going ░░░░░░░░ get us there is ░░░░░░░░ We ll take in ░░░░░░░░ of billions of dollars ░░░░░░░░ tariffs And we re ░░░░░░░░ to make our country ░░░░░░░░ strong and so rich ░░░░░░░░ will never be so ░░░░░░░░ Tariffs it s a ░░░░░░░░ word isn t it ░░░░░░░░ ends KOSTA Tariff It ░░░░░░░░ a beautiful word It ░░░░░░░░ why I named my ░░░░░░░░ Tariff any Laughter This ░░░░░░░░ s so horny for ░░░░░░░░ isn t he I ░░░░░░░░ any word with big ░░░░░░░░ double Fs Laughter According ░░░░░░░░ Donald Trump tariffs are ░░░░░░░░ And I also want ░░░░░░░░ country to be rich ░░░░░░░░ any negative consequences So ░░░░░░░░ s see how he ░░░░░░░░ imposed tariffs on Canada ░░░░░░░░ Mexico and let s ░░░░░░░░ back and let s ░░░░░░░░ that economy roar baby ░░░░░░░░ starts MUIR Tonight the ░░░░░░░░ market dropping more than ░░░░░░░░ points Reporter The U ░░░░░░░░ stock markets plunged for ░░░░░░░░ second day in a ░░░░░░░░ Reporter We ve seen ░░░░░░░░ confidence tank JANSING Layoff ░░░░░░░░ across the U S ░░░░░░░░ the highest they ve ░░░░░░░░ since 2020 FU The ░░░░░░░░ word is back thanks ░░░░░░░░ large part to tariffs ░░░░░░░░ ends KOSTA Wait The ░░░░░░░░ word is back Tariffs ░░░░░░░░ back the r word ░░░░░░░░ I guess I can ░░░░░░░░ it Reeee Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ Wall Street banks are ░░░░░░░░ to raise a red ░░░░░░░░ that recession odds have ░░░░░░░░ unsettlingly high Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Right right that r ░░░░░░░░ of course That s ░░░░░░░░ I was thinking I ░░░░░░░░ be such a recession ░░░░░░░░ By the way is ░░░░░░░░ an r word now ░░░░░░░░ thinks the word recession ░░░░░░░░ offensive Finance bros Did ░░░░░░░░ get woke Before we ░░░░░░░░ the impending r word ░░░░░░░░ begin by acknowledging that ░░░░░░░░ are on the ancestral ░░░░░░░░ of Capital Grille where ░░░░░░░░ was unjustly removed by ░░░░░░░░ bartender before he could ░░░░░░░░ a chance to cheat ░░░░░░░░ his wife Sup Chad ░░░░░░░░ basically Trump said the ░░░░░░░░ are going to be ░░░░░░░░ quick and painless way ░░░░░░░░ get rich And now ░░░░░░░░ it turns out we ░░░░░░░░ not all sh tting ░░░░░░░░ Republicans have moved into ░░░░░░░░ new talking point Hey ░░░░░░░░ said this was going ░░░░░░░░ be easy Trust the ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Trump There ░░░░░░░░ be a little disturbance ░░░░░░░░ we re okay with ░░░░░░░░ TUBERVILLE There s going ░░░░░░░░ be a little bit ░░░░░░░░ pain going into this ░░░░░░░░ It is going to ░░░░░░░░ painful ALFORD And if ░░░░░░░░ have to pay a ░░░░░░░░ bit more for something ░░░░░░░░ m all for it ░░░░░░░░ We re going to ░░░░░░░░ to suffer through some ░░░░░░░░ news LUTNICK There s ░░░░░░░░ to be a short ░░░░░░░░ of time where there ░░░░░░░░ be some high prices ░░░░░░░░ certain products It s ░░░░░░░░ inflation That s nonsense ░░░░░░░░ ends KOSTA Yeah yeah ░░░░░░░░ It s not inflation ░░░░░░░░ It s just higher ░░░░░░░░ on food and cars ░░░░░░░░ gas and every other ░░░░░░░░ we import from our ░░░░░░░░ trading partners But you ░░░░░░░░ what We might be ░░░░░░░░ for some hard times ░░░░░░░░ tariffs are Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ whole thing And if ░░░░░░░░ s one thing I ░░░░░░░░ about Donald Trump he ░░░░░░░░ a man who sticks ░░░░░░░░ his guns Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ Breaking news into CNN ░░░░░░░░ Trump s officially delaying ░░░░░░░░ on Mexico and Canada ░░░░░░░░ ends KOSTA Wait wait ░░░░░░░░ After all that tariffs ░░░░░░░░ now on hold Trump ░░░░░░░░ backed away from those ░░░░░░░░ like it was a ░░░░░░░░ time friendship with Jeffrey ░░░░░░░░ Audience reacts So tariffs ░░░░░░░░ on they re delayed ░░░░░░░░ re off who knows ░░░░░░░░ they ll come back ░░░░░░░░ when or for how ░░░░░░░░ Look I m not ░░░░░░░░ big business guy but ░░░░░░░░ question Does anyone know ░░░░░░░░ businesses need to make ░░░░░░░░ more than four hours ░░░░░░░░ advance?”
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