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Kimmel: Stock Market, Consumer Confidence, the Dollar Are ‘Down,’ ‘the Only Things That Are High Are Egg Prices and Musk’
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WFTV-TV (ABC 7; Orlando, Fla.)
Name: WFTV-TV (ABC 7; Orlando, Fla.)
URL: http://www.wftv.com/
Show
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Name: Jimmy Kimmel Live!
URL: https://abc.go.com/shows/jimmy-kimmel-live
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Jimmy Kimmel
Name: Jimmy Kimmel
Employment: ABC
Position: Host, Comedian
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03/05/2025 03:55 am
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JBDiaz (staff)
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0:01:49
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KIMMEL Wait a minute ░░░░░░░░ didn t know Jesus ░░░░░░░░ that too Laughter In ░░░░░░░░ name of the father ░░░░░░░░ me and the holy ░░░░░░░░ I guess Then I ░░░░░░░░ sorry to announce Trump ░░░░░░░░ He laid out his ░░░░░░░░ genda for the next ░░░░░░░░ years They include wildly ░░░░░░░░ tariffs abandoning our allies ░░░░░░░░ up to Russia and ░░░░░░░░ Gaza into Atlantic City ░░░░░░░░ the reasons blue collar ░░░░░░░░ voted for this man ░░░░░░░░ said our momentum is ░░░░░░░░ our spirit is back ░░░░░░░░ pride is back And ░░░░░░░░ the gay kind either ░░░░░░░░ regular pride Laughter What ░░░░░░░░ s talking about I ░░░░░░░░ no idea The stock ░░░░░░░░ s down Consumer confidence ░░░░░░░░ down The dollar is ░░░░░░░░ The only things that ░░░░░░░░ high are egg prices ░░░░░░░░ Elon Musk Laughter Look ░░░░░░░░ him There s Elon ░░░░░░░░ for people to cut ░░░░░░░░ It would be really ░░░░░░░░ if he fired Trump ░░░░░░░░ one day Elon was ░░░░░░░░ the House in his ░░░░░░░░ capacity as America s ░░░░░░░░ ranking doge bag And ░░░░░░░░ guys they are doing ░░░░░░░░ job I don t ░░░░░░░░ how he gives an ░░░░░░░░ like this with a ░░░░░░░░ face The Dow dropped ░░░░░░░░ 300 points over the ░░░░░░░░ two days A dozen ░░░░░░░░ cost more than a ░░░░░░░░ Planes are falling out ░░░░░░░░ the sky Canada s ░░░░░░░░ our national anthem Trump ░░░░░░░░ waddles up to the ░░░░░░░░ to announce that America ░░░░░░░░ great again he did ░░░░░░░░ It was a ridiculous ░░░░░░░░ He talked about a ░░░░░░░░ hitting a woman in ░░░░░░░░ face with a volleyball ░░░░░░░░ bragged about his 5 ░░░░░░░░ immigrant gold card He ░░░░░░░░ he s put an ░░░░░░░░ to transgender mice Laughter ░░░░░░░░ told our farmers to ░░░░░░░░ a lot of fun ░░░░░░░░ said the days of ░░░░░░░░ bureaucrats are over with ░░░░░░░░ standing right there clapping ░░░░░░░░ imbecile Laughter Yay for ░░░░░░░░ bureaucrats!”
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