SNL: Trump, Sessions, Manafort and Pence Talk in the Shower…to Avoid a Wire

>> Oh Mr President Just ░░░░░░░░ by to check up ░░░░░░░░ you Of course Yeah ░░░░░░░░ m embarrassed I only ░░░░░░░░ a casual 10 000 ░░░░░░░░ You know I thought ░░░░░░░░ were on your way ░░░░░░░░ Asia Everybody does In ░░░░░░░░ I sent Marshall along ░░░░░░░░ a very convincing look ░░░░░░░░ Donald why are you ░░░░░░░░ quiet Okay Then for ░░░░░░░░ first time in 10 ░░░░░░░░ let me tell you ░░░░░░░░ my day Paul believe ░░░░░░░░ my staff is much ░░░░░░░░ than that look alike ░░░░░░░░ going They were terrified ░░░░░░░░ when I got to ░░░░░░░░ I would do the ░░░░░░░░ eyes thing like the ░░░░░░░░ on the Houston Astros ░░░░░░░░ Everybody is so politically ░░░░░░░░ I m surprised you ░░░░░░░░ say oriental rugs anymore ░░░░░░░░ the I work these ░░░░░░░░ fantastic Thanks I got ░░░░░░░░ great deal only a ░░░░░░░░ bucks because I paid ░░░░░░░░ Good you are screwed ░░░░░░░░ are so so screwed ░░░░░░░░ s a shame you ░░░░░░░░ going to prison because ░░░░░░░░ was about to give ░░░░░░░░ a huge tax break ░░░░░░░░ called my tax plan ░░░░░░░░ cut cut because it ░░░░░░░░ named while I was ░░░░░░░░ a small stroke Speaking ░░░░░░░░ cuts do you have ░░░░░░░░ good shiv you can ░░░░░░░░ to prison with you ░░░░░░░░ because after the stuff ░░░░░░░░ said about certain ethnic ░░░░░░░░ they are going to ░░░░░░░░ to town on you ░░░░░░░░ prison Whatever happens sir ░░░░░░░░ won t betray you ░░░░░░░░ trust you Paul but ░░░░░░░░ in case we are ░░░░░░░░ to have to take ░░░░░░░░ conversation someplace wells I ░░░░░░░░ wearing an ankle brace ░░░░░░░░ are not leaving the ░░░░░░░░ Everybody thinks I just ░░░░░░░░ Hawaii This whole trip ░░░░░░░░ were dignified When we ░░░░░░░░ in Hawaii and they ░░░░░░░░ you a ley you ░░░░░░░░ t make the usual ░░░░░░░░ joke You didn t ░░░░░░░░ Pearl Harbor fake news ░░░░░░░░ you didn t finish ░░░░░░░░ dinner Who knew by ░░░░░░░░ your mouth shut you ░░░░░░░░ seem so presidential Donald ░░░░░░░░ you been working out ░░░░░░░░ done I hope I ░░░░░░░░ how to do this ░░░░░░░░ I brought you in ░░░░░░░░ shower to make sure ░░░░░░░░ weren t wearing a ░░░░░░░░ Paul That s why ░░░░░░░░ re going to do ░░░░░░░░ gone girls style Mr ░░░░░░░░ I would never do ░░░░░░░░ with you That s ░░░░░░░░ she said Like a ░░░░░░░░ bunch of shes have ░░░░░░░░ that Speaking of which ░░░░░░░░ an idiot that wooipts ░░░░░░░░ He could have gotten ░░░░░░░░ with all of it ░░░░░░░░ only he had gotten ░░░░░░░░ elected president Body wash ░░░░░░░░ have a proposition for ░░░░░░░░ Paul All I need ░░░░░░░░ for you to go ░░░░░░░░ prison for a very ░░░░░░░░ long time In return ░░░░░░░░ still getting to president ░░░░░░░░ iid hate but I ░░░░░░░░ too proud to quit ░░░░░░░░ that sound fair Mr ░░░░░░░░ Here let me get ░░░░░░░░ back Mike Pence why ░░░░░░░░ you wearing a suit ░░░░░░░░ the shower Well because ░░░░░░░░ m not married to ░░░░░░░░ water I wanted Mike ░░░░░░░░ get his hands dirty ░░░░░░░░ okay Because if I ░░░░░░░░ going down I m ░░░░░░░░ church lady with me ░░░░░░░░ say cheese There we ░░░░░░░░ If you say anything ░░░░░░░░ this Mike I ll ░░░░░░░░ that photo straight to ░░░░░░░░ Mr President can t ░░░░░░░░ just pardon me Unfortunately ░░░░░░░░ s not that simple ░░░░░░░░ we have a plan ░░░░░░░░ great plan Isn t ░░░░░░░░ right Jeff Yes Mr ░░░░░░░░ Do you want a ░░░░░░░░ I m all yours ░░░░░░░░ I m all yours ░░░░░░░░ right I m wearing ░░░░░░░░ bathing costume that I ░░░░░░░░ from my favorite place ░░░░░░░░ 1890s Plus I thought ░░░░░░░░ should all get used ░░░░░░░░ wiring stripes Wearing stripes ░░░░░░░░ t worry you won ░░░░░░░░ go to prison Jeff ░░░░░░░░ I know because I ░░░░░░░░ a sneaky lying little ░░░░░░░░ If mean old Mr ░░░░░░░░ comes after me I ░░░░░░░░ just going to roll ░░░░░░░░ and play dead like ░░░░░░░░ half possum that I ░░░░░░░░ As Jeff has pointed ░░░░░░░░ I can t pardon ░░░░░░░░ now It would look ░░░░░░░░ suspicious Yeah So we ░░░░░░░░ a genius solution Mr ░░░░░░░░ I dropped my loofah ░░░░░░░░ t worry My trustee ░░░░░░░░ tail is going to ░░░░░░░░ it of as I ░░░░░░░░ saying we have an ░░░░░░░░ solution shhh here s ░░░░░░░░ plan Paul I can ░░░░░░░░ pardon you now But ░░░░░░░░ are going wait a ░░░░░░░░ weeks and then dress ░░░░░░░░ up like a Turkey ░░░░░░░░ then we ll pardon ░░░░░░░░ It is a foolproof ░░░░░░░░ Though there is a ░░░░░░░░ chance that I ll ░░░░░░░░ that up too and ░░░░░░░░ family will end up ░░░░░░░░ you for Thanksgiving So ░░░░░░░░ in there Paul And ░░░░░░░░ from New York it ░░░░░░░░ sat night!