Stewart: How About Taking $3 Billion in Subsidies We Give to Gas and Oil Companies? I Just Saved Us Billions in 11 Seconds

STEWART Guys I m ░░░░░░░░ to tell you something ░░░░░░░░ money shouldn t be ░░░░░░░░ hard I m starting ░░░░░░░░ think that we as ░░░░░░░░ country don t understand ░░░░░░░░ the real waste fraud ░░░░░░░░ abuse really is Maybe ░░░░░░░░ savings we gleaned from ░░░░░░░░ VA nurses and iguana ░░░░░░░░ studies isn t where ░░░░░░░░ real money is Let ░░░░░░░░ see if I can ░░░░░░░░ You know what let ░░░░░░░░ join DOGE Let me ░░░░░░░░ if I can noodle ░░░░░░░░ ideas here I want ░░░░░░░░ get down some certain ░░░░░░░░ I want to do ░░░░░░░░ there you go We ░░░░░░░░ that Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ is my So you ░░░░░░░░ to be an accountant ░░░░░░░░ kit Got it off ░░░░░░░░ Amazon for 5 000 ░░░░░░░░ accountant told me not ░░░░░░░░ get it So we ░░░░░░░░ looking to save taxpayers ░░░░░░░░ money and oh I ░░░░░░░░ How about we just ░░░░░░░░ 3 billion in subsidies ░░░░░░░░ give to oil and ░░░░░░░░ companies that already turn ░░░░░░░░ in profits How long ░░░░░░░░ that take Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ Oh wait How about ░░░░░░░░ just close down the ░░░░░░░░ interest loophole on hedge ░░░░░░░░ That s 1 3 ░░░░░░░░ a year Oh how ░░░░░░░░ we stop the 2 ░░░░░░░░ we ve given to ░░░░░░░░ contractors to build a ░░░░░░░░ jet that blows when ░░░░░░░░ knows the next war ░░░░░░░░ going to be fought ░░░░░░░░ drones and blockchains whatever ░░░░░░░░ is Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ sh t I can ░░░░░░░░ believe it I just ░░░░░░░░ us billions of dollars ░░░░░░░░ 11 seconds Just call ░░░░░░░░ Big Balls Wait I ░░░░░░░░ sorry I m being ░░░░░░░░ that that nickname is ░░░░░░░░ taken Well can I ░░░░░░░░ a DOGE nickname Disturbingly ░░░░░░░░ hanging balls Really Oh ░░░░░░░░ you ve never heard ░░░░░░░░ grav how would you ░░░░░░░░ know that Oh I ░░░░░░░░ sorry But see this ░░░░░░░░ where the real money ░░░░░░░░ The real money the ░░░░░░░░ our free market ish ░░░░░░░░ uses to prop up ░░░░░░░░ profit at the expense ░░░░░░░░ the taxpayer Pharmaceutical companies ░░░░░░░░ everything from our government ░░░░░░░░ breaks research grants patent ░░░░░░░░ worth billions of dollars ░░░░░░░░ what do we the ░░░░░░░░ get for it The ░░░░░░░░ drug prices in the ░░░░░░░░ hemisphere And for some ░░░░░░░░ the possibility of an ░░░░░░░░ in our perineum Why ░░░░░░░░ you take a drug ░░░░░░░░ would give you an ░░░░░░░░ in your perineum Laughter ░░░░░░░░ why are they telling ░░░░░░░░ this at dinnertime But ░░░░░░░░ know what s so ░░░░░░░░ about our system now ░░░░░░░░ the corruption that layeth ░░░░░░░░ it We re so ░░░░░░░░ numb to it we ░░░░░░░░ tout tiny cracks in ░░░░░░░░ exploitation as victory Clip ░░░░░░░░ Reporter voice over The ░░░░░░░░ touting the first ever ░░░░░░░░ with pharmaceutical companies to ░░░░░░░░ the cost of 10 ░░░░░░░░ Biden And today I ░░░░░░░░ proud to announce that ░░░░░░░░ has reached an agreement ░░░░░░░░ all manufacturers on all ░░░░░░░░ drugs selected in the ░░░░░░░░ round of negotiations Clip ░░░░░░░░ STEWART Ooh can it ░░░░░░░░ The companies we subsidize ░░░░░░░░ billions of dollars are ░░░░░░░░ us the privilege to ░░░░░░░░ the price of 10 ░░░░░░░░ their drugs And 10 ░░░░░░░░ all of them right ░░░░░░░░ would be embarrassing if ░░░░░░░░ was a small drop ░░░░░░░░ the bucket and that ░░░░░░░░ American people didn t ░░░░░░░░ that we should negotiate ░░░░░░░░ all their bleep drugs ░░░░░░░░ we have already paid ░░░░░░░░ it with our subsidies ░░░░░░░░ is bleep insane Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause Come on I ░░░░░░░░ be going to the ░░░░░░░░ soon Laughter What we ░░░░░░░░ with pharmaceutical companies is ░░░░░░░░ the worst Shark Tank ░░░░░░░░ in bleep history We ░░░░░░░░ asking for billions of ░░░░░░░░ of your money And ░░░░░░░░ do we get 10 ░░░░░░░░ your company No Do ░░░░░░░░ get a discount No ░░░░░░░░ do we get Have ░░░░░░░░ checked your perineum Laughter ░░░░░░░░ live in the upside ░░░░░░░░ And don t blame ░░░░░░░░ corporations They are profit ░░░░░░░░ psychopaths that need the ░░░░░░░░ wages and the cheapest ░░░░░░░░ materials to drive their ░░░░░░░░ profits But why do ░░░░░░░░ the taxpayers subsidize their ░░░░░░░░ That s the waste ░░░░░░░░ and abuse in our ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause That ░░░░░░░░ it That s what ░░░░░░░░ should be going after!”