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    TDS’ Klepper: ‘How Do Hegseth and Trump Not Know How to Negotiate? Between the Two of Them, They’ve Been Divorced 97 Times’
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    Comedy Central

    Name: Comedy Central

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    The Daily Show

    Name: The Daily Show

    URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show

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    Jordan Klepper

    Name: Jordan Klepper

    Employment: The Daily Show

    Position: Comedian, Correspondent

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    02/14/2025 02:40 am
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    KLEPPER Okay now that ░░░░░░░░ got all warmed up ░░░░░░░░ s time for the ░░░░░░░░ event Clip starts Reporter ░░░░░░░░ over This morning President ░░░░░░░░ pledging to meet with ░░░░░░░░ president Putin in person ░░░░░░░░ announcing they ve agreed ░░░░░░░░ start negotiations immediately to ░░░░░░░░ the war in Ukraine ░░░░░░░░ President Trump saying I ░░░░░░░░ had a lengthy and ░░░░░░░░ productive phone call with ░░░░░░░░ Vladimir Putin of Russia ░░░░░░░░ discussed Ukraine the Middle ░░░░░░░░ energy artificial intelligence the ░░░░░░░░ of the dollar and ░░░░░░░░ other subjects Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ I d like to ░░░░░░░░ what those various other ░░░░░░░░ were I mean it ░░░░░░░░ a tad suspicious It ░░░░░░░░ like a husband coming ░░░░░░░░ from a Vegas bachelor ░░░░░░░░ saying Yeah we ate ░░░░░░░░ great food we saw ░░░░░░░░ sphere did various other ░░░░░░░░ Anyway you should get ░░░░░░░░ prescription for Valtrex So ░░░░░░░░ has now set the ░░░░░░░░ for face to face ░░░░░░░░ with Putin on the ░░░░░░░░ of Ukraine But Trump ░░░░░░░░ t be going into ░░░░░░░░ alone He also has ░░░░░░░░ Decretary Pete Hegseth a ░░░░░░░░ who does not take ░░░░░░░░ for an answer according ░░░░░░░░ police reports So get ░░░░░░░░ Putin because you are ░░░░░░░░ to face the toughest ░░░░░░░░ of your life Clip ░░░░░░░░ Reporter voice over Pete ░░░░░░░░ speaking at NATO headquarters ░░░░░░░░ his first trip to ░░░░░░░░ was blunt saying Ukraine ░░░░░░░░ long sought membership in ░░░░░░░░ isn t realistic Neither ░░░░░░░░ thinking Ukraine can regain ░░░░░░░░ the territory Russia has ░░░░░░░░ Hegseth We must start ░░░░░░░░ recognizing that returning to ░░░░░░░░ s pre 2014 borders ░░░░░░░░ an unrealistic objective Reporter ░░░░░░░░ over Measures that will ░░░░░░░░ be welcomed by Putin ░░░░░░░░ questions about whether Trump ░░░░░░░░ giving up his leverage ░░░░░░░░ negotiate with Russia Reporter ░░░░░░░░ in unusually blunt terms ░░░░░░░░ German defense minister accusing ░░░░░░░░ Trump Administration of making ░░░░░░░░ to Putin before these ░░░░░░░░ negotiations have even begun ░░░░░░░░ ends KLEPPER Okay So ░░░░░░░░ negotiations even start America ░░░░░░░░ up the two things ░░░░░░░░ most wants I mean ░░░░░░░░ do Hegseth and Trump ░░░░░░░░ know how to negotiate ░░░░░░░░ the two of them ░░░░░░░░ ve been divorced 97 ░░░░░░░░ I mean if your ░░░░░░░░ move is giving away ░░░░░░░░ house the car and ░░░░░░░░ kids best case scenario ░░░░░░░░ are leaving court with ░░░░░░░░ of a golden retriever ░░░░░░░░ one is going to ░░░░░░░░ happy with that except ░░░░░░░░ maybe RFK Jr But ░░░░░░░░ guess there s still ░░░░░░░░ of stuff to negotiate ░░░░░░░░ example which animal will ░░░░░░░░ be fed to once ░░░░░░░░ Russians take over Probably ░░░░░░░░ lion but could be ░░░░░░░░ shark There s room ░░░░░░░░ Whichever animal it is ░░░░░░░░ will probably fall out ░░░░░░░░ a window Regardless Trump ░░░░░░░░ not going to go ░░░░░░░░ a hard bargain on ░░░░░░░░ s behalf But as ░░░░░░░░ as Ukraine is an ░░░░░░░░ member of this peace ░░░░░░░░ they will get some ░░░░░░░░ what they want Clip ░░░░░░░░ Reporter Do you view ░░░░░░░░ as an equal member ░░░░░░░░ this peace process Trump ░░░░░░░░ That s an interesting ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends KLEPPER Yikes ░░░░░░░░ s like when my ░░░░░░░░ asks if I floss ░░░░░░░░ That s an interesting ░░░░░░░░ I ve got to ░░░░░░░░ Okay So this is ░░░░░░░░ looking good for Ukraine ░░░░░░░░ not even being invited ░░░░░░░░ your own peace negotiations ░░░░░░░░ s like if your ░░░░░░░░ told you she wanted ░░░░░░░░ threesome and then asked ░░░░░░░░ nights you will be ░░░░░░░░ on business Laughter Have ░░░░░░░░ much fun sweetie I ░░░░░░░░ strong enough for this ░░░░░░░░ s okay I had ░░░░░░░░ coming after Vegas Now ░░░░░░░░ might think it s ░░░░░░░░ to put Ukraine in ░░░░░░░░ position after they were ░░░░░░░░ ones invaded but that ░░░░░░░░ not exactly how Trump ░░░░░░░░ things Clip starts Trump ░░░░░░░░ think they have to ░░░░░░░░ peace Their people are ░░░░░░░░ killed and I think ░░░░░░░░ have to make peace ░░░░░░░░ said that was not ░░░░░░░░ good war to go ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends KLEPPER Not ░░░░░░░░ good war to go ░░░░░░░░ They were invaded It ░░░░░░░░ t their idea Little ░░░░░░░░ for the back of ░░░░░░░░ Lincoln s head don ░░░░░░░░ get hit by a ░░░░░░░░ Not smart Laughter and ░░░░░░░░ Look clearly this is ░░░░░░░░ to be a complex ░░░░░░░░ and it couldn t ░░░░░░░░ come at a worse ░░░░░░░░ for Trump because he ░░░░░░░░ also busy with his ░░░░░░░░ job.”
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