Kimmel Mocks Kudlow, Right Wing Media Praising Trump for Water Pressure EO: ‘When Did We Get to Be North Korea?’

KIMMEL And the way ░░░░░░░░ goes from subject to ░░░░░░░░ he s busy one ░░░░░░░░ he s with ethnic ░░░░░░░░ the next he s ░░░░░░░░ about shampooing his hair ░░░░░░░░ wrote I am hereby ░░░░░░░░ Secretary Lee Zeldin to ░░░░░░░░ go back to my ░░░░░░░░ orders which were terminated ░░░░░░░░ Crooked Joe Biden on ░░░░░░░░ standards and flow pertaining ░░░░░░░░ sinks showers toilets washing ░░░░░░░░ dishwashers et cetera Here ░░░░░░░░ go with the water ░░░░░░░░ again My water pressure ░░░░░░░░ fine Guillermo how is ░░░░░░░░ water pressure GUILLERMO Very ░░░░░░░░ Laughter KIMMEL It s ░░░░░░░░ It comes out GUILLERMO ░░░░░░░░ strong yes KIMMEL I ░░░░░░░░ suggest Mr President that ░░░░░░░░ you have to flush ░░░░░░░░ toilet nine times it ░░░░░░░░ not be the water ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ might want to take ░░░░░░░░ look at your diet ░░░░░░░░ know Maybe you don ░░░░░░░░ need the triple whopper ░░░░░░░░ cheese is all I ░░░░░░░░ saying You know he ░░░░░░░░ in the bathroom when ░░░░░░░░ s posting this stuff ░░░░░░░░ Laughter And as silly ░░░░░░░░ all this stuff sounds ░░░░░░░░ teat suckling sycophants like ░░░░░░░░ Kudlow on Fox Business ░░░░░░░░ lathering it up Clip ░░░░░░░░ KUDLOW I can t ░░░░░░░░ President Trump enough He ░░░░░░░░ going to make showers ░░░░░░░░ again For the first ░░░░░░░░ in four years I ░░░░░░░░ take a real shower ░░░░░░░░ the water pounding down ░░░░░░░░ me Not some puny ░░░░░░░░ drizzle Clip ends Laughter ░░░░░░░░ I am so turned ░░░░░░░░ right now Laughter Applause ░░░░░░░░ is going on with ░░░░░░░░ Kudlow Somebody get this ░░░░░░░░ some Flomax Laughter Clip ░░░░░░░░ KUDLOW Not just a ░░░░░░░░ shower But in the ░░░░░░░░ too You can really ░░░░░░░░ your face get a ░░░░░░░░ shave Wash your hands ░░░░░░░░ often as you want ░░░░░░░░ real strong live water ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends KIMMEL Okay ░░░░░░░░ s definitely having trouble ░░░░░░░░ right Laughter This is ░░░░░░░░ cry for help Stand ░░░░░░░░ and let us see ░░░░░░░░ front of your pants ░░░░░░░░ is happening This is ░░░░░░░░ business news When did ░░░░░░░░ turn into North Korea ░░░░░░░░ gets this fired up ░░░░░░░░ water flow Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ OMB Director Russell Vought ░░░░░░░░ welcome to the show ░░░░░░░░ hope you look forward ░░░░░░░░ one of these great ░░░░░░░░ Trump showers again VOUGHT ░░░░░░░░ do Larry Thanks for ░░░░░░░░ me on Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ We ve reached a ░░░░░░░░ where old bald men ░░░░░░░░ openly fantasizing about getting ░░░░░░░░ good pounding in the ░░░░░░░░ thanks to Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ Applause But that is ░░░░░░░░ level of fealty required ░░░░░░░░ now.”