Kimmel: At the Nat’l Prayer Breakfast, Trump Talked About the ‘Sacred Teachings of Jesus’ Like Deporting Immigrants, Fighting Transgenders

KIMMEL Donald Trump will ░░░░░░░░ there at the game ░░░░░░░░ is fun he said ░░░░░░░░ s going to let ░░░░░░░░ pick the winner this ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Trump was up ░░░░░░░░ and early today to ░░░░░░░░ at the National Prayer ░░░░░░░░ Trump goes to these ░░░░░░░░ breakfasts because he doesn ░░░░░░░░ like it when people ░░░░░░░░ anyone other than him ░░░░░░░░ He covered a lot ░░░░░░░░ subjects He bragged about ░░░░░░░░ immigrants his war on ░░░░░░░░ fighting transgenders all the ░░░░░░░░ teachings of Jesus Laughter ░░░░░░░░ Don Paul even offered ░░░░░░░░ words of prayer for ░░░░░░░░ who lost loved ones ░░░░░░░░ the tragic air collision ░░░░░░░░ D C Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ The odds of that ░░░░░░░░ are extremely small It ░░░░░░░░ like did you ever ░░░░░░░░ you go to a ░░░░░░░░ range in golf you ░░░░░░░░ hitting balls hundreds of ░░░░░░░░ thousands of hours I ░░░░░░░░ see a ball hit ░░░░░░░░ ball Balls going up ░░░░░░░░ over the place you ░░░░░░░░ see them hit Clip ░░░░░░░░ Laughter KIMMEL Anyway condolences ░░░░░░░░ the families Now let ░░░░░░░░ tell you about how ░░░░░░░░ 11 was like skee ░░░░░░░░ it s unbelievable It ░░░░░░░░ his empathy I admire ░░░░░░░░ most really But it ░░░░░░░░ t all doom and ░░░░░░░░ MAGA Teresa believes this ░░░░░░░░ is feeling real good ░░░░░░░░ starts Trump Good things ░░░░░░░░ going to happen because ░░░░░░░░ country s got some ░░░░░░░░ headaches but we have ░░░░░░░░ spirit right now The ░░░░░░░░ is high as it ░░░░░░░░ been It was up ░░░░░░░░ points this morning 49 ░░░░░░░░ That s that s ░░░░░░░░ been it s the ░░░░░░░░ increase in the history ░░░░░░░░ whatever the poll was ░░░░░░░░ ends Laughter KIMMEL Oh ░░░░░░░░ poll is the spirit ░░░░░░░░ Gallup does it every ░░░░░░░░ They call you they ░░░░░░░░ Hey we ve got ░░░░░░░░ yes we do We ░░░░░░░░ got spirit how about ░░░░░░░░ And then you answer ░░░░░░░░ or no There is ░░░░░░░░ spirit poll No one ░░░░░░░░ where he got that ░░░░░░░░ spirit is up It ░░░░░░░░ way way up Melancholy ░░░░░░░░ down so down Laughter ░░░░░░░░ also told the audience ░░░░░░░░ need to bring religion ░░░░░░░░ and who better to ░░░░░░░░ it back than the ░░░░░░░░ who sells God bless ░░░░░░░░ USA Bibles for 59 ░░░░░░░░ Of all the unbelievable ░░░░░░░░ about Donald Trump religious ░░░░░░░░ believing he is also ░░░░░░░░ religious person might be ░░░░░░░░ toughest one to understand ░░░░░░░░ and Applause Honestly If ░░░░░░░░ met Jesus he d ░░░░░░░░ him a loser he ░░░░░░░░ tell him to get ░░░░░░░░ haircut and put a ░░░░░░░░ on Laughter But it ░░░░░░░░ fun when Trump pretends ░░░░░░░░ be Christian to please ░░░░░░░░ base It s like ░░░░░░░░ you re a kid ░░░░░░░░ your mom made you ░░░░░░░░ to church because grandma ░░░░░░░░ in town you d ░░░░░░░░ to act like you ░░░░░░░░ every week.”