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TDS’ Kosta: RFK Jr. Had One Job at the Hearing Today, ‘Just Try and Sound Slightly Normal for Two Hours’
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Comedy Central

Name: Comedy Central

URL: http://www.comedycentral.com

Show
The Daily Show

Name: The Daily Show

URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show

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Michael Kosta

Name: Michael Kosta

Position: Comedian

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01/30/2025 12:12 am
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JBDiaz (staff)
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0:04:58
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Transcript
KOSTA He was putting ░░░░░░░░ chickens and mice in ░░░░░░░░ blender And ladies you ░░░░░░░░ it was bad when ░░░░░░░░ guy brought you back ░░░░░░░░ his dorm room and ░░░░░░░░ out a guitar Now ░░░░░░░░ m not sure her ░░░░░░░░ will have much Sway ░░░░░░░░ first of all blending ░░░░░░░░ that s just how ░░░░░░░░ feed hawks If you ░░░░░░░░ looked in their nests ░░░░░░░░ d see they always ░░░░░░░░ a little nutribullet right ░░░░░░░░ there And also we ░░░░░░░░ have a crazy cousin ░░░░░░░░ s the cousin rule ░░░░░░░░ three there s a ░░░░░░░░ one a quiet one ░░░░░░░░ one that we secretly ░░░░░░░░ is hot What s ░░░░░░░░ Stephanie But for real ░░░░░░░░ there no stories where ░░░░░░░░ interacts with an animal ░░░░░░░░ a normal person Just ░░░░░░░░ I want someone to ░░░░░░░░ like Yeah one time ░░░░░░░░ went up to a ░░░░░░░░ and rubbed his Belly ░░░░░░░░ every story is like ░░░░░░░░ that s when RFK ░░░░░░░░ a miniature horse in ░░░░░░░░ vagina Laughs His vagina ░░░░░░░░ with all this baggage ░░░░░░░░ Jr Had one important ░░░░░░░░ he had to do ░░░░░░░░ he sat down for ░░░░░░░░ hearing today just try ░░░░░░░░ sound slightly normal for ░░░░░░░░ two hours Take it ░░░░░░░░ Bobby What do you ░░░░░░░░ believe about vaccines Clip ░░░░░░░░ Kennedy JR I believe ░░░░░░░░ vaccines play a critical ░░░░░░░░ in health care All ░░░░░░░░ my kids are vaccinated ░░░░░░░░ ends KOSTA Man that ░░░░░░░░ voice is good enough ░░░░░░░░ me What are you ░░░░░░░░ to believe his well ░░░░░░░░ decades long record or ░░░░░░░░ thing he said today ░░░░░░░░ he was trying to ░░░░░░░░ a job Besides all ░░░░░░░░ kids are vaccinated He ░░░░░░░░ doesn t regret that ░░░░░░░░ Right Right Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ JR What would I ░░░░░░░░ if I could go ░░░░░░░░ in time and I ░░░░░░░░ avoid giving my children ░░░░░░░░ vaccines that I gave ░░░░░░░░ I would do anything ░░░░░░░░ that I would pay ░░░░░░░░ to be able to ░░░░░░░░ that Clip ends KOSTA ░░░░░░░░ is the worst answer ░░░░░░░░ What would you do ░░░░░░░░ a time machine that ░░░░░░░░ have ever heard You ░░░░░░░░ t think of anyone ░░░░░░░░ in your family you ░░░░░░░░ go back in time ░░░░░░░░ reacts And try to ░░░░░░░░ a shot from happening ░░░░░░░░ F Kennedy Jr No ░░░░░░░░ else Which reminds me ░░░░░░░░ know what I would ░░░░░░░░ done with a time ░░░░░░░░ I would have gone ░░░░░░░░ and make sure me ░░░░░░░░ Stephanie weren t cousins ░░░░░░░░ Stephanie All right let ░░░░░░░░ get back on track ░░░░░░░░ Kennedy was trying to ░░░░░░░░ himself as a new ░░░░░░░░ but a lot of ░░░░░░░░ seemed determined to make ░░░░░░░░ he didn t run ░░░░░░░░ far from his past ░░░░░░░░ starts Bennet Did you ░░░░░░░░ Lyme disease is a ░░░░░░░░ likely militarily engineered bioweapon ░░░░░░░░ JR I probably did ░░░░░░░░ that Bennet Did you ░░░░░░░░ that Covid 19 was ░░░░░░░░ genetically engineered bioweapon that ░░░░░░░░ black and white people ░░░░░░░░ spared Ashkenazi Jews and ░░░░░░░░ people Kennedy JR Uh ░░░░░░░░ didn t say it ░░░░░░░░ deliberately targeted Bennet Did ░░░░░░░░ write in your book ░░░░░░░░ it s undeniable that ░░░░░░░░ AIDS is an entirely ░░░░░░░░ disease from western AIDS ░░░░░░░░ or no Mr Kennedy ░░░░░░░░ JR I I m ░░░░░░░░ sure if I made ░░░░░░░░ Bennet Okay Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Jesus Christ this guy ░░░░░░░░ said so many things ░░░░░░░░ he can t remember ░░░░░░░░ he said black AIDS ░░░░░░░░ different from white AIDS ░░░░░░░░ AIDS is so bland ░░░░░░░░ they put raisins in ░░░░░░░░ Don t bring that ░░░░░░░░ AIDS to my cookout ░░░░░░░░ reacts You guys aren ░░░░░░░░ sure how to react ░░░░░░░░ the voice This is ░░░░░░░░ story of the hearing ░░░░░░░░ would question him on ░░░░░░░░ statements and he would ░░░░░░░░ them Now one senator ░░░░░░░░ actually brought receipts Adorable ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Sanders Your ░░░░░░░░ is making money selling ░░░░░░░░ child s product to ░░░░░░░░ for 26 bucks which ░░░░░░░░ fundamental doubt on the ░░░░░░░░ of vaccines One of ░░░░░░░░ is titled Unvaxed unafraid ░░░░░░░░ one is No vax ░░░░░░░░ problem Are you supportive ░░░░░░░░ these this clothing which ░░░░░░░░ militantly anti vaccine Kennedy ░░░░░░░░ I am supportive of ░░░░░░░░ Sanders Are you supportive ░░░░░░░░ these onesies Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Wow Laughs I never ░░░░░░░░ how much I would ░░░░░░░░ Bernie Sanders talking about ░░░░░░░░ clothes And these little ░░░░░░░░ dungarees why do they ░░░░░░░░ pockets A baby doesn ░░░░░░░░ need to carry around ░░░░░░░░ wallet or car keys ░░░░░░░░ you support that?’” dead.
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