TDS’ Kosta Mocks Trump’s Story of Old Woman Who Couldn’t Pay for Three Apples: The Refrigerator Is Where They Always Keep Them

KOSTA Anyway Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ happy to win and ░░░░░░░░ accepted his award with ░░░░░░░░ speech at the New ░░░░░░░░ Stock Exchange Although because ░░░░░░░░ s the people s ░░░░░░░░ he made sure to ░░░░░░░░ the very real stories ░░░░░░░░ real Americans who are ░░░░░░░░ suffering for real Clip ░░░░░░░░ Trump I tell the ░░░░░░░░ about a woman who ░░░░░░░░ old woman old woman ░░░░░░░░ money went to a ░░░░░░░░ store had three apples ░░░░░░░░ put them down or ░░░░░░░░ counter and she looked ░░░░░░░░ saw the price and ░░░░░░░░ said Would you excuse ░░░░░░░░ And she walked one ░░░░░░░░ the apples of back ░░░░░░░░ the refrigerator and came ░░░░░░░░ to pay for the ░░░░░░░░ apples And she left ░░░░░░░░ two apples and the ░░░░░░░░ at the counter said ░░░░░░░░ was so sad Clip ░░░░░░░░ Laughter KOSTA Yeah You ░░░░░░░░ never in America should ░░░░░░░░ old woman be forced ░░░░░░░░ return an apple to ░░░░░░░░ refrigerator at the grocery ░░░░░░░░ where they always keep ░░░░░░░░ apples Now that poor ░░░░░░░░ woman can t afford ░░░░░░░░ three apple lunch She ░░░░░░░░ only buy two apples ░░░░░░░░ if she s anything ░░░░░░░░ the old women I ░░░░░░░░ at my grocery store ░░░░░░░░ her carton of cigarettes ░░░░░░░░ scratch off tickets Laughter ░░░░░░░░ the way that old ░░░░░░░░ s name Granny Smith ░░░░░░░░ makes you think Really ░░░░░░░░ you think Applause Seriously ░░░░░░░░ that was the worst ░░░░░░░░ I ve ever heard ░░░░░░░░ s like when my ░░░░░░░░ is refusing to go ░░░░░░░░ bed and she asks ░░░░░░░░ to make up a ░░░░░░░░ Oh yeah once there ░░░░░░░░ old woman she tried ░░░░░░░░ buy three apples then ░░░░░░░░ ended up buying two ░░░░░░░░ sweetie dad has to ░░░░░░░░ watch ‘Shogun.’ Good night.”