Kimmel: Health Care CEO’s Hear Your Frustration and They’re Hiring More Security — ‘Your Grandma Can Drop Dead’

KIMMEL And now we ░░░░░░░░ America s most unseemly ░░░░░░░░ sex symbol murder suspect ░░░░░░░░ Mangione who was arrested ░░░░░░░░ being recognized at a ░░░░░░░░ McDonald s hash brown ░░░░░░░░ hand They caught him ░░░░░░░░ handed Not red handed ░░░░░░░░ of a golden brown ░░░░░░░░ handed It s so ░░░░░░░░ to think that Donald ░░░░░░░░ working the French fry ░░░░░░░░ was only the second ░░░░░░░░ thing to happen at ░░░░░░░░ McDonald s in Pennsylvania ░░░░░░░░ year Mangione is now ░░░░░░░░ up which means we ░░░░░░░░ the first new character ░░░░░░░░ what is sure to ░░░░░░░░ an ongoing crime drama ░░░░░░░░ attorney Tom Dickey who ░░░░░░░░ best known for his ░░░░░░░░ playing Bilbo Baggins in ░░░░░░░░ Hobbit It s kind ░░░░░░░░ amazing the way this ░░░░░░░░ always goes I mean ░░░░░░░░ hasn t even been ░░░░░░░░ week already we ve ░░░░░░░░ Tom Dickey and Hairy ░░░░░░░░ in Altoona report that ░░░░░░░░ ve been getting threats ░░░░░░░░ Mangione s fans demanding ░░░░░░░░ be released immediately And ░░░░░░░░ you know I ve ░░░░░░░░ on TV just about ░░░░░░░░ stop for 29 years ░░░░░░░░ guy has been on ░░░░░░░░ s been in the ░░░░░░░░ since Monday he has ░░░░░░░░ threatening the police Why ░░░░░░░░ I feel like if ░░░░░░░░ shot somebody even my ░░░░░░░░ would be like Lock ░░░░░░░░ up Teach him a ░░░░░░░░ It s the only ░░░░░░░░ he s gonna learn ░░░░░░░░ s new lawyer did ░░░░░░░░ bunch of interviews immediately ░░░░░░░░ taking the case and ░░░░░░░░ Kaitlan Collins from CNN ░░░░░░░░ strangers are offering to ░░░░░░░░ the kid s legal ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts DICKEY I ░░░░░░░░ received some E mails ░░░░░░░░ have not seen them ░░░░░░░░ but my understanding from ░░░░░░░░ staff is people are ░░░░░░░░ doing that Collins That ░░░░░░░░ are reaching out to ░░░░░░░░ and offering to help ░░░░░░░░ for his legal bills ░░░░░░░░ That s correct Collins ░░░░░░░░ you accept those offers ░░░░░░░░ mean I imagine you ░░░░░░░░ have I don t ░░░░░░░░ have you ever gotten ░░░░░░░░ before DICKEY Nah Nah ░░░░░░░░ be honest with you ░░░░░░░░ probably wouldn t Clip ░░░░░░░░ Laughter KIMMEL Okay so ░░░░░░░░ re not exactly this ░░░░░░░░ not exactly the O ░░░░░░░░ dream team we re ░░░░░░░░ with here Laughter Nah ░░░░░░░░ d rather get paid ░░░░░░░░ donuts like I usually ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts DICKEY He ░░░░░░░░ a hearing coming up ░░░░░░░░ believe it s uh ░░░░░░░░ something I can t ░░░░░░░░ a lot happened today ░░░░░░░░ ends KIMMEL Oh my ░░░░░░░░ Luigi get his lawyer ░░░░░░░░ McDonalds too What s ░░░░░░░░ s weird that he ░░░░░░░░ has a lawyer I ░░░░░░░░ think about this Like ░░░░░░░░ this country if you ░░░░░░░░ sick or you re ░░░░░░░░ disabled and your health ░░░░░░░░ won t cover it ░░░░░░░░ re out of luck ░░░░░░░░ if you do something ░░░░░░░░ to protest that here ░░░░░░░░ your free attorney Laughter ░░░░░░░░ know I went on ░░░░░░░░ maps to look at ░░░░░░░░ Dickey s law office ░░░░░░░░ this is what came ░░░░░░░░ How is a lawyer ░░░░░░░░ to keep you out ░░░░░░░░ prison when he is ░░░░░░░░ in one Laughter And ░░░░░░░░ the law offices of ░░░░░░░░ and Dickey do look ░░░░░░░░ they d be across ░░░░░░░░ street from a Burlington ░░░░░░░░ factory but that s ░░░░░░░░ because they are across ░░░░░░░░ street from a Burlington ░░░░░░░░ factory Laughter This killing ░░░░░░░░ unleashed a huge outpouring ░░░░░░░░ anger directed at the ░░░░░░░░ insurance industry after decades ░░░░░░░░ denied claims and appeals ░░░░░░░░ all the hoops and ░░░░░░░░ tape they make you ░░░░░░░░ through And it s ░░░░░░░░ Many health care executives ░░░░░░░░ CEOs want you to ░░░░░░░░ that they hear your ░░░░░░░░ and they are doing ░░░░░░░░ about it they re ░░░░░░░░ private security Your grandma ░░░░░░░░ drop dead.”
(Laughter)