Kimmel: All the Stars of Trump’s ‘Turd Reich’ Were at MSG

KIMMEL It was interesting ░░░░░░░░ people were hugging each ░░░░░░░░ strangers in the night ░░░░░░░░ glances It was nice ░░░░░░░░ see people united especially ░░░░░░░░ we are one week ░░░░░░░░ from finding out which ░░░░░░░░ of our families won ░░░░░░░░ be invited to Thanksgiving ░░░░░░░░ You would think I ░░░░░░░░ to say you would ░░░░░░░░ at this point that ░░░░░░░░ and company would be ░░░░░░░░ their very best behavior ░░░░░░░░ is not what s ░░░░░░░░ at all The big ░░░░░░░░ circus came to Madison ░░░░░░░░ Garden last night The ░░░░░░░░ Klux Klan showed up ░░░░░░░░ force for what I ░░░░░░░░ may have been the ░░░░░░░░ Trump event of all ░░░░░░░░ and that includes the ░░░░░░░░ conference he had last ░░░░░░░░ to talk about Arnold ░░░░░░░░ s penis This was ░░░░░░░░ to be Trump s ░░░░░░░░ argument to voters It ░░░░░░░░ more like Kamala Harris ░░░░░░░░ argument to voters It ░░░░░░░░ ugly It was mean ░░░░░░░░ was hateful It was ░░░░░░░░ anti Semitic It was ░░░░░░░░ They really pissed off ░░░░░░░░ Ricans to the point ░░░░░░░░ Bad Bunny had to ░░░░░░░░ involved That s when ░░░░░░░░ know you got a ░░░░░░░░ Trump made such a ░░░░░░░░ with Puerto Ricans they ░░░░░░░░ now throwing paper towels ░░░░░░░░ him In this event ░░░░░░░░ the stars of the ░░░░░░░░ Reich were there including ░░░░░░░░ s attorney Alina Habba ░░░░░░░░ made quite an entrance ░░░░░░░░ starts All I do ░░░░░░░░ win win win no ░░░░░░░░ what Got money on ░░░░░░░░ mind can never get ░░░░░░░░ And every time I ░░░░░░░░ up in the building ░░░░░░░░ s hands go up ░░░░░░░░ they stay there and ░░░░░░░░ stay there up because ░░░░░░░░ I do is win ░░░░░░░░ win Clip ends KIMMEL ░░░░░░░░ this is my lawyer ░░░░░░░░ And the choice of ░░░░░░░░ All I Do Is ░░░░░░░░ Win Win she represented ░░░░░░░░ in court he lost ░░░░░░░░ had to pay 83 ░░░░░░░░ She wins cases the ░░░░░░░░ way he wins elections ░░░░░░░░ It was a motley ░░░░░░░░ of speakers But while ░░░░░░░░ may not have had ░░░░░░░░ Beyonce or a Bruce ░░░░░░░░ like his opponent did ░░░░░░░░ was able to book ░░░░░░░░ Hogan who at age ░░░░░░░░ is having a bit ░░░░░░░░ trouble tearing off his ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts And I ░░░░░░░░ t take trouble for ░░░░░░░░ long I ll got ░░░░░░░░ deep inside of me ░░░░░░░░ is the thing that ░░░░░░░░ us free Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ I warned him not ░░░░░░░░ wear the beefy tee ░░░░░░░░ nobody listens You know ░░░░░░░░ re getting old when ░░░░░░░░ lose a wrestling match ░░░░░░░░ your tank top.”