Kimmel Displays Trump Merchandise on Chinese Flag Draped Table: They’re ‘Made in Guess Where?’ ‘China’

KIMMEL But anyway King ░░░░░░░░ he thinks his power ░░░░░░░░ going to be great ░░░░░░░░ he touches turns to ░░░░░░░░ but then he can ░░░░░░░░ smell flowers he can ░░░░░░░░ eat food he can ░░░░░░░░ have a food and ░░░░░░░░ on That is Donald ░░░░░░░░ He believes he can ░░░░░░░░ anything into gold In ░░░░░░░░ Aquanet muddled brain he ░░░░░░░░ little crowds into big ░░░░░░░░ big crowds into huge ░░░░░░░░ He wins every tournament ░░░░░░░░ his golf club He ░░░░░░░░ stop any war He ░░░░░░░░ the smartest and the ░░░░░░░░ and the richest And ░░░░░░░░ became president of the ░░░░░░░░ States which is not ░░░░░░░░ even he imagined would ░░░░░░░░ happen But he s ░░░░░░░░ this power The magic ░░░░░░░░ reached the top of ░░░░░░░░ Kilimoonjaro And now now ░░░░░░░░ he has he s ░░░░░░░░ there alone and he ░░░░░░░░ t break the spell ░░░░░░░░ s too strong He ░░░░░░░░ t admit what he ░░░░░░░░ is which is a ░░░░░░░░ elderly con man farting ░░░░░░░░ It would kill him ░░░░░░░░ instead now he s ░░░░░░░░ himself He s saying ░░░░░░░░ eat dogs He ll ░░░░░░░░ a dictator on day ░░░░░░░░ He s selling God ░░░░░░░░ the USA Bibles made ░░░░░░░░ China And he s ░░░░░░░░ in states he has ░░░░░░░░ hope of winning instead ░░░░░░░░ the states does he ░░░░░░░░ he can turn those ░░░░░░░░ into gold Maybe But ░░░░░░░░ think it s more ░░░░░░░░ that deep down he ░░░░░░░░ the only way to ░░░░░░░░ this curse is to ░░░░░░░░ the election So let ░░░░░░░░ help this poor man ░░░░░░░░ that Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ us all help our ░░░░░░░░ king break the spell ░░░░░░░░ go on with his ░░░░░░░░ nificent life Cli pstarts ░░░░░░░░ I m putting everything ░░░░░░░░ the line to fight ░░░░░░░░ you I didn t ░░░░░░░░ to be here I ░░░░░░░░ be at a beautiful ░░░░░░░░ I could be at ░░░░░░░░ gorgeous beach somewhere in ░░░░░░░░ world The sun beaming ░░░░░░░░ on this beautiful body ░░░░░░░░ a bathing suit The ░░░░░░░░ would be beaming down ░░░░░░░░ waves would be crashing ░░░░░░░░ my face Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ That s right Let ░░░░░░░░ waves crash into that ░░░░░░░░ bronzing cream covered face ░░░░░░░░ make a big slick ░░░░░░░░ over the city Mr ░░░░░░░░ in the USA by ░░░░░░░░ way is out there ░░░░░░░░ s promising tariffs on ░░░░░░░░ He s screaming Buy ░░░░░░░░ Even though as I ░░░░░░░░ mentioned his USA Bibles ░░░░░░░░ manufactured in China Years ░░░░░░░░ I went through his ░░░░░░░░ brand products and found ░░░░░░░░ the vast majority of ░░░░░░░░ are made overseas Which ░░░░░░░░ to be embarrassing for ░░░░░░░░ right Nope Not at ░░░░░░░░ We sent someone to ░░░░░░░░ golf course he has ░░░░░░░░ golf course in Palos ░░░░░░░░ not too far from ░░░░░░░░ And also to Trump ░░░░░░░░ in New York where ░░░░░░░░ of the items for ░░░░░░░░ the Trump items are ░░░░░░░░ in guess where AUDIENCE ░░░░░░░░ KIMMEL That s right ░░░░░░░░ This Pink knit scarf ░░░░░░░░ beautiful item made in ░░░░░░░░ These Trump flasks this ░░░░░░░░ glass this very patriotic ░░░░░░░░ Oh the American flag ░░░░░░░░ made in China This ░░░░░░░░ military jacket all made ░░░░░░░░ China Unbelievable And there ░░░░░░░░ plenty of it on ░░░░░░░░ website There s this ░░░░░░░░ MAGA bling clutch and ░░░░░░░░ with his name on ░░░░░░░░ Very classy There are ░░░░░░░░ earrings Bar earrings are ░░░░░░░░ the rage The Trump ░░░░░░░░ oven mitt The Trump ░░░░░░░░ flask The Trump pool ░░░░░░░░ Not intended for use ░░░░░░░░ a flotation device And ░░░░░░░░ Trump needlepoint flag belt ░░░░░░░░ in the USA No ░░░░░░░░ it s not It ░░░░░░░░ beyond shameless.”