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TDS’ Johnson: At the End of the Day, It Seemed Like the Only Way to Get Some Men to Vote for Kamala Is to Trick Them into It
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Comedy Central

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The Daily Show

Name: The Daily Show
URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show
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Ronny Chieng
, Josh Johnson

Name: Ronny Chieng
Employment: The Daily Show
Position: Comedian

Name: Josh Johnson
Employment: The Daily Show
Position: Correspondent, Comedian, Writer
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09/19/2024 12:00 am
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CHIENG Welcome back to ░░░░░░░░ Daily Show A week ░░░░░░░░ Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala ░░░░░░░░ the vice president has ░░░░░░░░ up another pop star ░░░░░░░░ Billie Eilish is now ░░░░░░░░ Kamala Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ can t wait to ░░░░░░░░ how Trump spells Billie ░░░░░░░░ when he tweets about ░░░░░░░░ much he hates her ░░░░░░░░ if you re saying ░░░░░░░░ what s with all ░░░░░░░░ pop girlies Where are ░░░░░░░░ the endorsements for us ░░░░░░░░ Well Josh Johnson was ░░░░░░░░ that too Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ Taylor Swift s endorsement ░░░░░░░░ Kamala Harris was a ░░░░░░░░ for her campaign with ░░░░░░░░ But a lot of ░░░░░░░░ say she still needs ░░░░░░░░ do better with men ░░░░░░░░ I am here outside ░░░░░░░░ of the bastions of ░░░░░░░░ a gym to talk ░░░░░░░░ real men about which ░░░░░░░░ endorsement would move the ░░░░░░░░ for them Hopefully I ░░░░░░░░ t get mistaken for ░░░░░░░░ Crews What celebrity endorsement ░░░░░░░░ the weight for you ░░░░░░░░ like a Taylor Swift ░░░░░░░░ carry for women UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ They have to be ░░░░░░░░ or Johnson Alive would ░░░░░░░░ Alive is probably one ░░░░░░░░ the most important things ░░░░░░░░ could be UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ the first thing I ░░░░░░░░ say was Prince Johnson ░░░░░░░░ Prince came back from ░░░░░░░░ dead and was like ░░░░░░░░ man you ve got ░░░░░░░░ vote for Kamala would ░░░░░░░░ move the needle for ░░░░░░░░ UNKNOWN MALE Absolutely Want ░░░░░░░░ know why Johnson Why ░░░░░░░░ you just saw a ░░░░░░░░ Johnson voice over What ░░░░░░░░ some non paranormal endorsements ░░░░░░░░ Is there a male ░░░░░░░░ that would make you ░░░░░░░░ for Kamala Harris UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 2 Kendrick Lamar UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 3 Maybe LeBron He ░░░░░░░░ a big guy UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 4 I feel like ░░░░░░░░ could move the needle ░░░░░░░░ little bit Johnson Okay ░░░░░░░░ MALE 5 Probably Travis ░░░░░░░░ Johnson Travis Scott Johnson ░░░░░░░░ over Those selects were ░░░░░░░░ 2024 How about some ░░░░░░░░ UNKNOWN MALE 5 I ░░░░░░░░ say Peyton Manning Johnson ░░░░░░░░ Manning UNKNOWN MALE 5 ░░░░░░░░ Sanders And Celine Dion ░░░░░░░░ s my girl you ░░░░░░░░ what I mean Johnson ░░░░░░░░ Dion UNKNOWN MALE 5 ░░░░░░░░ Johnson So everyone that ░░░░░░░░ ve mentioned and Celine ░░░░░░░░ UNKNOWN MALE 5 Yes ░░░░░░░░ And it doesn t ░░░░░░░░ to you that she ░░░░░░░░ Canadian UNKNOWN MALE 5 ░░░░░░░░ doesn t matter Johnson ░░░░░░░░ what male celebrity endorsement ░░░░░░░░ move the needle for ░░░░░░░░ UNKNOWN MALE 6 Probably ░░░░░░░░ Jai White Johnson Michael ░░░░░░░░ White Okay UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ Yeah yeah yeah Johnson ░░░░░░░░ And why is that ░░░░░░░░ MALE 6 He works ░░░░░░░░ I work out you ░░░░░░░░ Johnson Yeah UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ We d have to ░░░░░░░░ down and really think ░░░░░░░░ myself Johnson Look at ░░░░░░░░ issues look at the ░░░░░░░░ and then maybe if ░░░░░░░░ Jai White UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ Maybe We d got ░░░░░░░░ sit down together and ░░░░░░░░ chat Johnson Yeah All ░░░░░░░░ I feel like you ░░░░░░░░ just trying to meet ░░░░░░░░ Jai White now UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 6 Nah nah nah ░░░░░░░░ voice over Sure He ░░░░░░░░ tough he s talented ░░░░░░░░ got killed by the ░░░░░░░░ but maybe I could ░░░░░░░░ to these swole voters ░░░░░░░░ they could look to ░░░░░░░░ for political guidance Johnson ░░░░░░░░ when it comes to ░░░░░░░░ press right now I ░░░░░░░░ hitting like a clean ░░░░░░░░ That s pretty good ░░░░░░░░ UNKNOWN MALE 4 Fantastic ░░░░░░░░ Really UNKNOWN MALE 4 ░░░░░░░░ Johnson Okay That s ░░░░░░░░ news for me Johnson ░░░░░░░░ there any male celebrities ░░░░░░░░ and we don t ░░░░░░░░ to be talking A ░░░░░░░░ they could be in ░░░░░░░░ of you right now ░░░░░░░░ this moment whose opinion ░░░░░░░░ something to you UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ Um Johnson It s ░░░░░░░░ kind of long pause ░░░░░░░░ voice over Clearly he ░░░░░░░░ intimidated by meeting such ░░░░░░░░ famous celebrity IRL so ░░░░░░░░ decided to change the ░░░░░░░░ to the candidates Johnson ░░░░░░░░ you think Kamala Harris ░░░░░░░░ have to do to ░░░░░░░░ to more men If ░░░░░░░░ agreed to a boxing ░░░░░░░░ with Logan Paul what ░░░░░░░░ you think that would ░░░░░░░░ Would that move the ░░░░░░░░ for her UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ I think if she ░░░░░░░░ him out no doubt ░░░░░░░░ Wow Okay UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ Just knock him out ░░░░░░░░ drag him out the ░░░░░░░░ president Johnson Round after ░░░░░░░░ we kept coming back ░░░░░░░░ the same question about ░░░░░░░░ Johnson Like is Trump ░░░░░░░░ a man s man ░░░░░░░░ you UNKNOWN MALE 4 ░░░░░░░░ he s not Johnson ░░░░░░░░ really UNKNOWN MALE 4 ░░░░░░░░ s not an honest ░░░░░░░░ Johnson Gotcha UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ That s a big ░░░░░░░░ of being a man ░░░░░░░░ s being vulnerable admitting ░░░░░░░░ mistakes Johnson So if ░░░░░░░░ m vulnerable with you ░░░░░░░░ now that s manly ░░░░░░░░ MALE 4 Yeah Johnson ░░░░░░░░ I may have fibbed ░░░░░░░░ with the 125 it ░░░░░░░░ really 115 UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ It s okay I ░░░░░░░░ of knew Johnson You ░░░░░░░░ UNKNOWN MALE 4 Yeah ░░░░░░░░ Does Trump seem mainly ░░░░░░░░ you when you think ░░░░░░░░ a man s man ░░░░░░░░ MALE 5 I m ░░░░░░░░ honest the reason why ░░░░░░░░ respect what he says ░░░░░░░░ Because he speaks his ░░░░░░░░ Johnson So for you ░░░░░░░░ s speaking your mind ░░░░░░░░ s like a manly ░░░░░░░░ that you like UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 5 Yeah cause he ░░░░░░░░ you straight up You ░░░░░░░░ what I mean Johnson ░░░░░░░░ yeah So you like ░░░░░░░░ Trump let s you ░░░░░░░░ from far away Hey ░░░░░░░░ m crazy UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ Yeah Johnson voice over ░░░░░░░░ the end of the ░░░░░░░░ it seemed like the ░░░░░░░░ way to get some ░░░░░░░░ to vote for Kamala ░░░░░░░░ be to trick them ░░░░░░░░ it Johnson What if ░░░░░░░░ put a 45 pound ░░░░░░░░ on the lever to ░░░░░░░░ for Kamala Harris do ░░░░░░░░ think more guys would ░░░░░░░░ it UNKNOWN MALE 4 ░░░░░░░░ know what would do ░░░░░░░░ You put a sign ░░░░░░░░ says like Try and ░░░░░░░░ this you know what ░░░░░░░░ mean Johnson Oh don ░░░░░░░░ even tell them the ░░░░░░░░ just be like I ░░░░░░░░ you can t UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 4 There you go ░░░░░░░░ you can t Bet ░░░░░░░░ can t Johnson That ░░░░░░░░ be the slogan UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 4 There you go ░░░░░░░░ I bet you can ░░░░░░░░ I think it might ░░░░░░░░ you don t understand ░░░░░░░░ context it might look ░░░░░░░░ bad to just say ░░░░░░░░ Harris Bet you can ░░░░░░░░ That may backfire UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 4 Needs some context ░░░░░░░░ Yeah Clip ends CHIENG ░░░░░░░░ you, Josh!
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