Watters on College Student Telling Him to ‘Eat Sh*t:’ ‘That Was Good’

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Jesse college ░░░░░░░░ are back at school ░░░░░░░░ are they studying What ░░░░░░░░ their hopes and dreams ░░░░░░░░ went undercover as a ░░░░░░░░ student to find out ░░░░░░░░ to school season is ░░░░░░░░ are you excited Not ░░░░░░░░ What are you studying ░░░░░░░░ How to make movies ░░░░░░░░ Global public health How ░░░░░░░░ that pandemic It s ░░░░░░░░ now so everything is ░░░░░░░░ to normal What classes ░░░░░░░░ you taking German Let ░░░░░░░░ hear some German Speaking ░░░░░░░░ language How to sketch ░░░░░░░░ and draw faces Ask ░░░░░░░░ draw me like one ░░░░░░░░ your French girls I ░░░░░░░░ try Medicaid types of ░░░░░░░░ We finally beat Medicare ░░░░░░░░ beat We finally beat ░░░░░░░░ I m a song ░░░░░░░░ major Sing me a ░░░░░░░░ Singing How are your ░░░░░░░░ From Italy Does he ░░░░░░░░ you with a kiss ░░░░░░░░ the cheek There s ░░░░░░░░ many people in the ░░░░░░░░ That didn t stop ░░░░░░░░ Cuomo Foreign so nice ░░░░░░░░ have a change of ░░░░░░░░ sect Thank a union ░░░░░░░░ for vacation time How ░░░░░░░░ the dorms There was ░░░░░░░░ roach in our dorm ░░░░░░░░ sink is this big ░░░░░░░░ it doesn t move ░░░░░░░░ Nobody is clean Baron ░░░░░░░░ is attending nyu I ░░░░░░░░ class with him an ░░░░░░░░ ago They asked what ░░░░░░░░ the last movie we ░░░░░░░░ What was the last ░░░░░░░░ he watched Blood sport ░░░░░░░░ much is tuition 90 ░░░░░░░░ I won t lie ░░░░░░░░ 100 000 per year ░░░░░░░░ you have any student ░░░░░░░░ No my parents pay ░░░░░░░░ Do you have rich ░░░░░░░░ I don t know ░░░░░░░░ to answer that What ░░░░░░░░ your parents do My ░░░░░░░░ works at an oil ░░░░░░░░ Drill baby drill I ░░░░░░░░ to be a tattoo ░░░░░░░░ Four years of college ░░░░░░░░ become a tattoo artist ░░░░░░░░ sounds like a good ░░░░░░░░ That s my credo ░░░░░░░░ regrets Do you have ░░░░░░░░ No Not even a ░░░░░░░░ letter Is this where ░░░░░░░░ re looking for a ░░░░░░░░ friend Yeah a lot ░░░░░░░░ cuties here Over there ░░░░░░░░ there He s homeless ░░░░░░░░ no no no He ░░░░░░░░ asleep let s go ░░░░░░░░ honest with me I ░░░░░░░░ try my best Are ░░░░░░░░ drinking all day No ░░░░░░░░ t that what you ░░░░░░░░ supposed to do in ░░░░░░░░ Can t say anything ░░░░░░░░ it Let s just ░░░░░░░░ through the next 64 ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Tell me about ░░░░░░░░ Harris Who is that ░░░░░░░░ don t know who ░░░░░░░░ is Are you kidding ░░░░░░░░ I honestly don t ░░░░░░░░ too much I m ░░░░░░░░ fond of her She ░░░░░░░░ a great speaker I ░░░░░░░░ her Why She s ░░░░░░░░ best option in the ░░░░░░░░ Party She s the ░░░░░░░░ ops Yup You have ░░░░░░░░ bee oh my god ░░░░░░░░ my god There was ░░░░░░░░ mosquito I don t ░░░░░░░░ mosquitoes around me I ░░░░░░░░ t like mosquitoes So ░░░░░░░░ Fox News channel Jesse ░░░░░░░░ you re going to ░░░░░░░░ on it What do ░░░░░░░░ want to tell him ░░░░░░░░ macarena Eat bleep Jesse ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Jesse that was ░░░░░░░░ More prime time ahead.