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TDS Hosts Mock Walz Pandering with Food in Nebraska: ‘I Had to Look up What a Runza Is,’ It’s Treating People Like Idiots
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Comedy Central

Name: Comedy Central

URL: http://www.comedycentral.com

Show
The Daily Show

Name: The Daily Show

URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show

Persons
Jordan Klepper

Name: Jordan Klepper

Employment: The Daily Show

Position: Comedian, Correspondent

, Michael Kosta

Name: Michael Kosta

Position: Comedian

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08/20/2024 12:15 am
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JBDiaz (staff)
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0:04:07
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Transcript
KOSTA By the way ░░░░░░░░ just know Tim Walz ░░░░░░░░ the happiest guy in ░░░░░░░░ world to be spending ░░░░░░░░ much time on a ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause He ░░░░░░░░ probably got his own ░░░░░░░░ he s giving the ░░░░░░░░ advice Oh you could ░░░░░░░░ the 34 to the ░░░░░░░░ but honestly the 7 ░░░░░░░░ the 53 they got ░░░░░░░░ rest stops But Walz ░░░░░░░░ also been carving out ░░░░░░░░ for his own campaign ░░░░░░░░ Over the weekend he ░░░░░░░░ a rally in Nebraska ░░░░░░░░ he grew up And ░░░░░░░░ he was there he ░░░░░░░░ down the gauntlet in ░░░░░░░░ very Nebraska way Clip ░░░░░░░░ WALZ Do you think ░░░░░░░░ D Vance knows one ░░░░░░░░ thing about Nebraska AUDIENCE ░░░░░░░░ WALZ He is going ░░░░░░░░ be here next week ░░░░░░░░ think he s ever ░░░░░░░░ a runza You think ░░░░░░░░ s ever had a ░░░░░░░░ AUDIENCE No WALZ That ░░░░░░░░ would call it a ░░░░░░░░ pocket You know it ░░░░░░░░ one of you in ░░░░░░░░ know it Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ and Applause KOSTA Ooh ░░░░░░░░ regional slam Walz got ░░░░░░░░ good I think That ░░░░░░░░ the most specific pandering ░░░░░░░░ ve ever heard I ░░░░░░░░ to look up what ░░░░░░░░ runza is It s ░░░░░░░░ meat stuffed inside bread ░░░░░░░░ apparently it s a ░░░░░░░░ favorite in Nebraska Although ░░░░░░░░ always say if regional ░░░░░░░░ are so good they ░░░░░░░░ be national meats And ░░░░░░░░ that didn t happen ░░░░░░░░ they re weren t ░░░░░░░░ for the big time ░░░░░░░░ more on the runza ░░░░░░░░ we go live to ░░░░░░░░ Klepper Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ Jordan does all this ░░░░░░░░ pandering actually work KLEPPER ░░░░░░░░ not Michael Voters are ░░░░░░░░ and this kind of ░░░░░░░░ is treating them like ░░░░░░░░ Focus on the issues ░░░░░░░░ how is Tim Walz ░░░░░░░░ to sustain a bull ░░░░░░░░ Because everybody loves the ░░░░░░░░ Go Bulls You know ░░░░░░░░ and Applause KOSTA Okay ░░░░░░░░ we agree No pandering ░░░░░░░░ to the issues KLEPPER ░░░░░░░░ Walz needs to cut ░░░░░░░░ the food talk Focus ░░░░░░░░ the substance Beef it ░░░░░░░░ Make it spicy And ░░░░░░░░ knows the only way ░░░░░░░░ do that is to ░░░░░░░░ a little giardiniera on ░░░░░░░░ Who s with me ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause KOSTA ░░░░░░░░ I don t know ░░░░░░░░ that reference was but ░░░░░░░░ you re also pandering ░░░░░░░░ this crowd KLEPPER Laughs ░░░░░░░░ No Michael no I ░░░░░░░░ going deep on the ░░░░░░░░ Deep like this town ░░░░░░░░ delicious and far superior ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause And ░░░░░░░░ have to tell you ░░░░░░░░ if you have a ░░░░░░░░ with that just call ░░░░░░░░ Lou Malnati captaining the ░░░░░░░░ ship Pequod Because the ░░░░░░░░ is my numbero uno ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause Also ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause KOSTA ░░░░░░░░ on man this is ░░░░░░░░ I mean I can ░░░░░░░░ a crowd up too ░░░░░░░░ you want me to ░░░░░░░░ uh hey the Willis ░░░░░░░░ isn t as high ░░░░░░░░ the stakes in this ░░░░░░░░ Audience boos KLEPPER Ugh ░░░░░░░░ Nobody wants your stupid ░░░░░░░░ references Kosta If I ░░░░░░░░ a legitimate architecture tour ░░░░░░░░ d take the L ░░░░░░░░ to West Loop swing ░░░░░░░░ Portillos head to East ░░░░░░░░ hop on a Wendella ░░░░░░░░ boat and gaze up ░░░░░░░░ the splendor of famed ░░░░░░░░ architect Mies van der ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause So ░░░░░░░░ up Kosta ease up ░░░░░░░░ the pandering These folks ░░░░░░░░ see it from a ░░░░░░░░ away like the bleep ░░░░░░░░ Tower KOSTA But I ░░░░░░░░ I said Willis Tower ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER Yeah but you ░░░░░░░░ you know just like ░░░░░░░░ Packers Let s go ░░░░░░░░ Van der Rohe Van ░░░░░░░░ Rohe Van der Rohe ░░░░░░░░ der Rohe KOSTA Jordan ░░░░░░░░ everybody When we come ░░░░░░░░ we take a guided ░░░░░░░░ of this great city ░░░░░░░░ don t go away ░░░░░░░░ and Applause But I ░░░░░░░░ Willis Tower I said ░░░░░░░░
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