Jon Stewart Whips out the Huh vs. Time Chart to Display ‘Moments of Disconnect’ from Biden

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Jon first ░░░░░░░░ all I m not ░░░░░░░░ incontinence is the metaphor ░░░░░░░░ want to go with ░░░░░░░░ second of all when ░░░░░░░░ we free senator Fetterman ░░░░░░░░ the Turkish prison he ░░░░░░░░ being held in Applause ░░░░░░░░ s I don t ░░░░░░░░ But to those who ░░░░░░░░ these concerns are simple ░░░░░░░░ wetting and bed clutching ░░░░░░░░ all make mistakes I ░░░░░░░░ I would take a ░░░░░░░░ to explain where the ░░░░░░░░ about Biden s performance ░░░░░░░░ be coming from and ░░░░░░░░ these concerns may be ░░░░░░░░ as a more foundational ░░░░░░░░ You see even before ░░░░░░░░ debate there had been ░░░░░░░░ troubling moments of disconnect ░░░░░░░░ the president You know ░░░░░░░░ this chart could Cheers ░░░░░░░░ applause If I may ░░░░░░░░ the pen caps are ░░░░░░░░ of kevlar very difficult ░░░░░░░░ this chart will illuminate ░░░░░░░░ point more clearly For ░░░░░░░░ in 2022 when Biden ░░░░░░░░ a shout out to ░░░░░░░░ jackie Representative jackie are ░░░░░░░░ here Where s jackie ░░░░░░░░ think she was going ░░░░░░░░ be here Jon unfortunately ░░░░░░░░ was dead It s ░░░░░░░░ the president seemed to ░░░░░░░░ known six weeks earlier ░░░░░░░░ he released a condolence ░░░░░░░░ about her death So ░░░░░░░░ Then there was the ░░░░░░░░ of a recent conversation ░░░░░░░░ the president had had ░░░░░░░░ up with counterpart the ░░░░░░░░ of France Mitterrand from ░░░░░░░░ I mean from France ░░░░░░░░ at me and said ░░░░░░░░ you know why how ░░░░░░░░ you back for Jon ░░░░░░░░ mitterrand is also dead ░░░░░░░░ longer even than that ░░░░░░░░ Lady So Huh And ░░░░░░░░ on teleprompter things continued ░░░░░░░░ Huh Like the reading ░░░░░░░░ the instructions people sometimes ░░░░░░░░ to the script The ░░░░░░░░ of women who registered ░░░░░░░░ vote and cast a ░░░░░░░░ is consistently higher than ░░░░░░░░ the men who do ░░░░░░░░ so end of quote ░░░░░░░░ the line At the ░░░░░░░░ school I went to ░░░░░░░░ a guy named Riley ░░░░░░░░ name Four more years ░░░░░░░░ Crowd chants four more ░░░░░░░░ Laughter and applause Jon ░░░░░░░░ Then of course to ░░░░░░░░ fair the State of ░░░░░░░░ Union concern dropped a ░░░░░░░░ bit at the State ░░░░░░░░ the Union he kind ░░░░░░░░ nailed it But then ░░░░░░░░ debate happened and what ░░░░░░░░ bleep What Now to ░░░░░░░░ mind this was a ░░░░░░░░ display of cognitive difficulty ░░░░░░░░ to unfortunately anybody who ░░░░░░░░ dealt with aging parents ░░░░░░░░ it s a hard ░░░░░░░░ But there were many ░░░░░░░░ who felt it was ░░░░░░░░ as noteworthy as Biden ░░░░░░░░ opponent It s pretty ░░░░░░░░ that 90 of the ░░░░░░░░ is around Joe Biden ░░░░░░░░ style when up on ░░░░░░░░ stage Donald Trump was ░░░░░░░░ in a level of ░░░░░░░░ lying that we ve ░░░░░░░░ seen Shouldn t the ░░░░░░░░ also be about Trump ░░░░░░░░ fitness to serve Every ░░░░░░░░ he opened his mouth ░░░░░░░░ said something insane or ░░░░░░░░ was a lie Why ░░░░░░░░ t there calls for ░░░░░░░░ to drop out Where ░░░░░░░░ they Jon yeah Why ░░░░░░░░ t anyone ever speak ░░░░░░░░ about Donald Trump Or ░░░░░░░░ s say every night ░░░░░░░░ tens b years Cheers ░░░░░░░░ applause But you know ░░░░░░░░ I take your point ░░░░░░░░ me but other people ░░░░░░░░ point And let s ░░░░░░░░ a look at Trump ░░░░░░░░ chart Cheers and applause ░░░░░░░░ s all bad The ░░░░░░░░ thing is bad It ░░░░░░░░ been bad since he ░░░░░░░░ He started with grab ░░░░░░░░ by the pussy What ░░░░░░░░ you going to do ░░░░░░░░ whole thing has been ░░░░░░░░ The whole thing Laughter ░░░░░░░░ applause The difference is ░░░░░░░░ I will tell you ░░░░░░░░ difference I will tell ░░░░░░░░ the difference The difference ░░░░░░░░ Trump delivered at the ░░░░░░░░ to expectation We expected ░░░░░░░░ to be bleep Crazy ░░░░░░░░ Biden s performance and ░░░░░░░░ to articulate at times ░░░░░░░░ stunning Like I could ░░░░░░░░ believe what I was ░░░░░░░░ Just thinking about it ░░░░░░░░ just makes me want ░░░░░░░░ rip up my script ░░░░░░░░ do we make this ░░░░░░░░ of such strong material ░░░░░░░░ then it got worse ░░░░░░░░ than respecting the American ░░░░░░░░ and having an honest ░░░░░░░░ least conversation about what ░░░░░░░░ had all seen we ░░░░░░░░ told immediately these are ░░░░░░░░ the droids you re ░░░░░░░░ for He has a ░░░░░░░░ He hasn t debated ░░░░░░░░ four years He was ░░░░░░░░ overprepared He had an ░░░░░░░░ night People have an ░░░░░░░░ night You know the ░░░░░░░░ traveled six time zones ░░░░░░░░ to G7 He was ░░░░░░░░ doing continued to do ░░░░░░░░ presidential duties And also ░░░░░░░░ had a cold He ░░░░░░░░ jet lagged Jon he ░░░░░░░░ been home for almost ░░░░░░░░ weeks He was jet ░░░░░░░░ How big is that ░░░░░░░░ jet The point is ░░░░░░░░ a campaign based on ░░░░░░░░ and decency the spin ░░░░░░░░ the debate appears to ░░░░░░░░ blatant bullshit And the ░░░░░░░░ tour hasn t gone ░░░░░░░░ much better Whether it ░░░░░░░░ been on the radio ░░░░░░░░ m proud to be ░░░░░░░░ I said the first ░░░░░░░░ president first black woman ░░░░░░░░ with a black president ░░░░░░░░ Jon y yaass queen ░░░░░░░░ and applause Or whether ░░░░░░░░ president is on prompter ░░░░░░░░ fired up Let me ░░░░░░░░ as clear as I ░░░░░░░░ I m staying in ░░░░░░░░ race Cheers and applause ░░░░░░░░ will beat Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ will beat him again ░░░░░░░░ 2020 Jon I got ░░░░░░░░ tell you somehow confusion ░░░░░░░░ confidence is even more ░░░░░░░░ Or when the president ░░░░░░░░ down with George stephanapolous ░░░░░░░░ prove once and for ░░░░░░░░ how cogent he is ░░░░░░░░ to film a bronzer ░░░░░░░░ Orange man good None ░░░░░░░░ this was reassuring And ░░░░░░░░ re told that the ░░░░░░░░ of Trump is so ░░░░░░░░ and the stakes are ░░░░░░░░ high that even bringing ░░░░░░░░ these absolutely legitimate concerns ░░░░░░░░ the president s ability ░░░░░░░░ do the most vigorous ░░░░░░░░ in the world for ░░░░░░░░ next four years is ░░░░░░░░ fascism yet even the ░░░░░░░░ doesn t seem particularly ░░░░░░░░ If you stay in ░░░░░░░░ Trump is elected and ░░░░░░░░ you re warning about ░░░░░░░░ to pass how will ░░░░░░░░ feel in January I ░░░░░░░░ feel as long as ░░░░░░░░ gave it my all ░░░░░░░░ I did the good ░░░░░░░░ job as I know ░░░░░░░░ can do that s ░░░░░░░░ this is about Jon ░░░░░░░░ is not what this ░░░░░░░░ about There are no ░░░░░░░░ trophies in end game ░░░░░░░░ Yes I remember FDR ░░░░░░░░ well if the nazis ░░░░░░░░ over Europe at least ░░░░░░░░ teams had