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TDS’ Kosta: ‘’Thou Shall Not Kill’ Unless You’re Standing Your Ground’ or ‘if a Protester Is Blocking Traffic’
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Comedy Central

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Show
The Daily Show

Name: The Daily Show

URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show

Persons
Desi Lydic

Name: Desi Lydic

Employment: The Daily Show

Position: Correspondent

, Ronny Chieng

Name: Ronny Chieng

Employment: The Daily Show

Position: Comedian

, Michael Kosta

Name: Michael Kosta

Position: Comedian

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06/21/2024 12:09 am
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JBDiaz (staff)
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0:03:39
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140
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Transcript
LYDIC Easily readable font ░░░░░░░░ hate to break it ░░░░░░░░ you but Louisiana ranks ░░░░░░░░ in reading I don ░░░░░░░░ think the font is ░░░░░░░░ to help See I ░░░░░░░░ make that joke because ░░░░░░░░ m from Kentucky We ░░░░░░░░ ranked 32nd Suck it ░░░░░░░░ We read gooder Laughter ░░░░░░░░ Applause For more on ░░░░░░░░ s new 10 Commandments ░░░░░░░░ and what it means ░░░░░░░░ the separation of church ░░░░░░░░ state we go live ░░░░░░░░ Louisiana with Michael Kosta ░░░░░░░░ and Applause Michael how ░░░░░░░░ Republicans justify religion in ░░░░░░░░ schools KOSTA Whoa whoa ░░░░░░░░ The 10 Commandments aren ░░░░░░░░ religion all right Just ░░░░░░░░ they are in the ░░░░░░░░ doesn t mean they ░░░░░░░░ religious okay The 10 ░░░░░░░░ are universal moral principles ░░░░░░░░ these Louisiana Republicans want ░░░░░░░░ to live by Just ░░░░░░░░ the party does LYDIC ░░░░░░░░ they live up to ░░░░░░░░ same moral standards KOSTA ░░░░░░░░ Of course it s ░░░░░░░░ that hard Like Thou ░░░░░░░░ not kill Right Pretty ░░░░░░░░ and dry don t ░░░░░░░░ anybody Unless you are ░░░░░░░░ your ground you ve ░░░░░░░░ to protect yourself Or ░░░░░░░░ a protester is blocking ░░░░░░░░ I ve got places ░░░░░░░░ ve got to you ░░░░░░░░ what let s forget ░░░░░░░░ this one it s ░░░░░░░░ Laughter and Applause But ░░░░░░░░ the rest of these ░░░░░░░░ clear cut LYDIC Sure ░░░░░░░░ Like Thou shalt not ░░░░░░░░ adultery KOSTA Yes Well ░░░░░░░░ not if it s ░░░░░░░░ porn star and your ░░░░░░░░ is pregnant I mean ░░░░░░░░ is gonna give you ░░░░░░░░ one But Desi if ░░░░░░░░ re going to nitpick ░░░░░░░░ s cross out Commit ░░░░░░░░ And if you are ░░░░░░░░ to commit adultery you ░░░░░░░░ have to lie about ░░░░░░░░ so you can t ░░░░░░░░ false witness either False ░░░░░░░░ Ronny that s just ░░░░░░░░ talk for lying to ░░░░░░░░ wife But the rest ░░░░░░░░ these are rock solid ░░░░░░░░ right And that s ░░░░░░░░ he put them on ░░░░░░░░ rock Like number five ░░░░░░░░ Honor thy father and ░░░░░░░░ you can t get ░░░░░░░░ moral than that CHIENG ░░░░░░░░ giving parents maternity leave ░░░░░░░░ universal childcare KOSTA No ░░░░░░░░ honoring them like that ░░░░░░░░ them like texting them ░░░░░░░░ 11 55 P M ░░░░░░░░ Father s Day You ░░░░░░░░ what let s forget ░░░░░░░░ there s too much ░░░░░░░░ Let s just cross ░░░░░░░░ number five And while ░░░░░░░░ are at it I ░░░░░░░░ t even know what ░░░░░░░░ image means so that ░░░░░░░░ s gone Don t ░░░░░░░░ the Lord s name ░░░░░░░░ vain That s just ░░░░░░░░ culture Here we go ░░░░░░░░ we go Remember the ░░░░░░░░ day and keep it ░░░░░░░░ We should all take ░░░░░░░░ off There we go ░░░░░░░░ some grubhub watch the ░░░░░░░░ LYDIC Yeah but delivery ░░░░░░░░ can t work on ░░░░░░░░ either right CHIENG Yeah ░░░░░░░░ I guess no football ░░░░░░░░ you can t play ░░░░░░░░ on Sunday KOSTA All ░░░░░░░░ let s just cut ░░░░░░░░ the chaff out of ░░░░░░░░ None of these needs ░░░░░░░░ there we go There ░░░░░░░░ is boom perfect CHIENG ░░░░░░░░ but all you have ░░░░░░░░ is the thou KOSTA ░░░░░░░░ exactly This was a ░░░░░░░░ founded on individual determination ░░░░░░░░ thou self first is ░░░░░░░░ American way Laughter and ░░░░░░░░ LYDIC Do kids even ░░░░░░░░ what thou means KOSTA ░░░░░░░░ we are going to ░░░░░░░░ them And if there ░░░░░░░░ one thing Republicans support ░░░░░░░░ s teaching kids new ░░░░░░░░ oh sh t wait ░░░░░░░░ second Can t do ░░░░░░░░ LYDIC Michael Kosta everybody ░░░░░░░░ ll figure it out.”
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