Kimmel Mocks Don Jr. Saying Hunter Biden’s Verdict Is only a Decoy: ‘Which President’s Son Is on Crack?’

KIMMEL And while President ░░░░░░░░ is out of the ░░░░░░░░ Donald Trump is moving ░░░░░░░░ D C On Thursday ░░░░░░░░ will meet with House ░░░░░░░░ to discuss how they ░░░░░░░░ govern if he wins ░░░░░░░░ how they will pretend ░░░░░░░░ won if he doesn ░░░░░░░░ Laughter I mentioned last ░░░░░░░░ that Trump had an ░░░░░░░░ with his probation officers ░░░░░░░░ Monday during which he ░░░░░░░░ he still has a ░░░░░░░░ back home in Florida ░░░░░░░░ is bad because that ░░░░░░░░ be a violation of ░░░░░░░░ parole and could be ░░░░░░░░ potential felony A felony ░░░░░░░░ charge Which I don ░░░░░░░░ know who does this ░░░░░░░░ think he is Hunter ░░░░░░░░ Laughter and Applause Trump ░░░░░░░░ don t know what ░░░░░░░░ s thinking he claims ░░░░░░░░ gun was lawfully moved ░░░░░░░░ Florida which is the ░░░░░░░░ thing he said about ░░░░░░░░ classified documents he had ░░░░░░░░ up around his toilet ░░░░░░░░ the guest room But ░░░░░░░░ does he even have ░░░░░░░░ gun He s surrounded ░░░░░░░░ Secret Service Maybe he ░░░░░░░░ trying to protect himself ░░░░░░░░ all the windmills out ░░░░░░░░ trying to kill him ░░░░░░░░ How would a gun ░░░░░░░░ work with those tiny ░░░░░░░░ I mean could they ░░░░░░░░ reach giving Trump a ░░░░░░░░ is like giving a ░░░░░░░░ a saxophone Laughter The ░░░░░░░░ yesterday that Hunter Biden ░░░░░░░░ found guilty on all ░░░░░░░░ felony counts has put ░░░░░░░░ bit of a dent ░░░░░░░░ the whole Joe Biden ░░░░░░░░ the legal system claim ░░░░░░░░ has permeated the MAGA ░░░░░░░░ After months of saying ░░░░░░░░ has the Department of ░░░░░░░░ rigged his own son ░░░░░░░░ facing 25 years in ░░░░░░░░ which makes it fairly ░░░░░░░░ that that isn t ░░░░░░░░ to everyone other than ░░░░░░░░ chinless wonder known as ░░░░░░░░ Jr Clip starts Trump ░░░░░░░░ Hunter Biden guilty on ░░░░░░░░ three charges but it ░░░░░░░░ a decoy Remember Biden ░░░░░░░░ DoJ allowed the statute ░░░░░░░░ limitations to expire on ░░░░░░░░ tax charges the bribery ░░░░░░░░ the allegations of other ░░░░░░░░ the FARA violations the ░░░░░░░░ government stuff because all ░░░░░░░░ those things tied back ░░░░░░░░ Joe Biden This is ░░░░░░░░ decoy that they re ░░░░░░░░ to make it seem ░░░░░░░░ there s equal justice ░░░░░░░░ the law They went ░░░░░░░░ him for the lesser ░░░░░░░░ Sure you re going ░░░░░░░░ Hunter Sure we are ░░░░░░░░ ends KIMMEL Wait Which ░░░░░░░░ s son is on ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Because it s ░░░░░░░░ hard to it s ░░░░░░░░ to tell.”