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Ronny Chieng to Dems: Reality Check — It’s Not Very Popular to Have No Control over Immigration, Just Ask the Native Americans
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Comedy Central

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The Daily Show

Name: The Daily Show

URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show

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Ronny Chieng

Name: Ronny Chieng

Employment: The Daily Show

Position: Comedian

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06/04/2024 11:38 pm
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JBDiaz (staff)
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Transcript
CHIENG Hey I get ░░░░░░░░ dude But if you ░░░░░░░░ t want people to ░░░░░░░░ like maybe stop saying ░░░░░░░░ awesome America is It ░░░░░░░░ the best You can ░░░░░░░░ come Like start complimenting ░░░░░░░░ for once Let them ░░░░░░░░ some of the heat ░░░░░░░░ and Applause But that ░░░░░░░░ right Biden is shutting ░░░░░░░░ the border And if ░░░░░░░░ watch Fox News you ░░░░░░░░ probably like But I ░░░░░░░░ Biden wants migrants to ░░░░░░░░ the country so they ░░░░░░░░ murder my whole family ░░░░░░░░ guess what There s ░░░░░░░░ enough migrants now to ░░░░░░░░ your whole family okay ░░░░░░░░ Biden doesn t need ░░░░░░░░ more And if you ░░░░░░░░ MSNBC you re probably ░░░░░░░░ about what Biden is ░░░░░░░░ because some migrants do ░░░░░░░░ need asylum But I ░░░░░░░░ to give liberals a ░░░░░░░░ of a reality check ░░░░░░░░ s not very popular ░░░░░░░░ have no control over ░░░░░░░░ immigrates to your country ░░░░░░░░ ask the Native Americans ░░░░░░░░ reacts Now look the ░░░░░░░░ is that immigrants are ░░░░░░░░ for America s economy ░░░░░░░░ its culture and also ░░░░░░░░ s be honest America ░░░░░░░░ a better World Cup ░░░░░░░░ But if you wanna ░░░░░░░░ to America you gotta ░░░░░░░░ it the right way ░░░░░░░░ I did smuggled inside ░░░░░░░░ Noah s colon Applause ░░░░░░░░ I m just kidding ░░░░░░░░ I just told ICE ░░░░░░░░ I m Jackie Chan ░░░░░░░░ understand the words that ░░░░░░░░ coming out of your ░░░░░░░░ But if you re ░░░░░░░░ upset about this don ░░░░░░░░ worry Like everything else ░░░░░░░░ does it ll probably ░░░░░░░░ knocked down by the ░░░░░░░░ Court So if America ░░░░░░░░ wants to lock down ░░░░░░░░ southern border they should ░░░░░░░░ Ticketmaster in charge of ░░░░░░░░ okay These guys are ░░░░░░░░ best at making sure ░░░░░░░░ can actually get into ░░░░░░░░ thing they want to ░░░░░░░░ Everyone will be waiting ░░░░░░░░ the queue for three ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause Yeah ░░░░░░░░ then they find out ░░░░░░░░ America is already sold ░░░░░░░░ And yes there will ░░░░░░░░ massive unexplained fees.”
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