Kimmel: Trump ‘Almost Immediately Fell Asleep’ at Barron’s Graduation

KIMMEL There was no ░░░░░░░░ on Friday so Trump ░░░░░░░░ go to his son ░░░░░░░░ s high school graduation ░░░░░░░░ remember the one he ░░░░░░░░ screaming about saying the ░░░░░░░░ wouldn t let him ░░░░░░░░ to his son s ░░░░░░░░ Well he was allowed ░░░░░░░░ go to his son ░░░░░░░░ graduation and almost immediately ░░░░░░░░ asleep there too He ░░░░░░░░ down closed his eyes ░░░░░░░░ said Wake me when ░░░░░░░░ get to the letter ░░░░░░░░ On the way to ░░░░░░░░ ceremony Trump posted this ░░░░░░░░ wrote Going to Barron ░░░░░░░░ high school graduation Great ░░░░░░░░ wonderful boy Very exciting ░░░░░░░░ What a beautiful fatherly ░░░░░░░░ Isn t that so ░░░░░░░░ Sounds like what you ░░░░░░░░ say to your schnauzer ░░░░░░░░ it graduated obedience school ░░░░░░░░ a wonderful boy The ░░░░░░░░ was a private event ░░░░░░░░ there were a lot ░░░░░░░░ photos with the proud ░░░░░░░░ 54 year old Melania ░░░░░░░░ the ceremony wedged between ░░░░░░░░ 77 year old husband ░░░░░░░░ her 80 year old ░░░░░░░░ dressed like a gondolier ░░░░░░░░ mourning Donald you can ░░░░░░░░ Donald himself had an ░░░░░░░░ blast Same face he ░░░░░░░░ when Eric was born ░░░░░░░░ crowd in Florida was ░░░░░░░░ quite delighted when dad ░░░░░░░░ his little hand at ░░░░░░░░ son And I thought ░░░░░░░░ was nice Trump let ░░░░░░░░ borrow one of his ░░░░░░░░ red fat guy ties ░░░░░░░░ drape around his shoulders ░░░░░░░░ you think Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ ever taken a picture ░░░░░░░░ any of his children ░░░░░░░░ mean Ivanka obviously But ░░░░░░░░ of the rest of ░░░░░░░░ children I m trying ░░░░░░░░ imagine it and I ░░░░░░░░ t Trump did not ░░░░░░░░ at the ceremony Which ░░░░░░░░ a shame because never ░░░░░░░░ circumstance no one is ░░░░░░░░ full of pomp when ░░░░░░░░ Trump and when it ░░░░░░░░ to wisdom he has ░░░░░░░░ lot to offer to ░░░░░░░░ young graduates But since ░░░░░░░░ didn t we took ░░░░░░░░ liberty of cobbling together ░░░░░░░░ of his more inspirational ░░░░░░░░ to make this speech ░░░░░░░░ his son s graduating ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Trump Let ░░░░░░░░ begin by saying to ░░░░░░░░ member of the graduating ░░░░░░░░ congratulations You can do ░░░░░░░░ that that stupid people ░░░░░░░░ t do As we ░░░░░░░░ this bright future we ░░░░░░░░ hold accountable the nation ░░░░░░░░ unleashed this plague on ░░░░░░░░ the world China You ░░░░░░░░ see the future The ░░░░░░░░ is bleak Cover your ░░░░░░░░ because they won t ░░░░░░░░ good in five years ░░░░░░░░ dogs Let s talk ░░░░░░░░ hot dogs I just ░░░░░░░░ one actually You have ░░░░░░░░ better chance of being ░░░░░░░░ by lightning than hitting ░░░░░░░░ whale with your boat ░░░░░░░░ late great Hannibal Lecter ░░░░░░░░ s a wonderful man ░░░░░░░░ you d like to ░░░░░░░░ a nice bird cemetery ░░░░░░░░ under a windmill some ░░░░░░░░ Never ever call Chris ░░░░░░░░ a fat pig ever ░░░░░░░░ m with you a ░░░░░░░░ percent I wish you ░░░░░░░░ lot of luck Work ░░░░░░░░ Do the best you ░░░░░░░░ and remember what I ░░░░░░░░ no drugs no alcohol ░░░░░░░░ a good life The ░░░░░░░░ dream is dead Clip ░░░░░░░░ KIMMEL All off the ░░░░░░░░