‘Why Am I F*cking Listening to You?’ Bill Burr Roasts Bill Maher over ‘Very Simple Solution’ for the Middle East

MAHER You don t ░░░░░░░░ that college campuses erupted ░░░░░░░░ the kids demonstrating for ░░░░░░░░ They are in with ░░░░░░░░ terrorists BURR They were ░░░░░░░░ the Palestinians MAHER Well ░░░░░░░░ s sort of the ░░░░░░░░ cause Why Are you ░░░░░░░░ I m on the ░░░░░░░░ of the kids MAHER ░░░░░░░░ that s easy to ░░░░░░░░ You know no one ░░░░░░░░ to see kids dead ░░░░░░░░ is a war BURR ░░░░░░░░ was very brave of ░░░░░░░░ to say that MAHER ░░░░░░░░ I m the one ░░░░░░░░ s actually brave on ░░░░░░░░ BURR Oh pat yourself ░░░░░░░░ the back MAHER It ░░░░░░░░ easy to say I ░░░░░░░░ for the kids Who ░░░░░░░░ not for the kids ░░░░░░░░ comes down to real ░░░░░░░░ nosed decisions Like a ░░░░░░░░ BURR Oh stop talking ░░░░░░░░ you re a general ░░░░░░░░ A country got attacked ░░░░░░░░ got attacked BURR I ░░░░░░░░ not saying they didn ░░░░░░░░ have a right to ░░░░░░░░ I m just sitting ░░░░░░░░ going like how do ░░░░░░░░ look at what MAHER ░░░░░░░░ re the only country ░░░░░░░░ the world that they ░░░░░░░░ attacked and then as ░░░░░░░░ as they counterattack it ░░░░░░░░ like well we gotta ░░░░░░░░ this sh t now ░░░░░░░░ t attack them is ░░░░░░░░ very simple solution to ░░░░░░░░ this problem in the ░░░░░░░░ East Stop attacking Israel ░░░░░░░░ Hey you just solved ░░░░░░░░ MAHER I did BURR ░░░░░░░░ s fantastic All right ░░░░░░░░ s go to Russia ░░░░░░░░ the Ukraine How do ░░░░░░░░ solve that one Bill ░░░░░░░░ me hear your hard ░░░░░░░░ decision about that Well ░░░░░░░░ me ask you a ░░░░░░░░ How is war still ░░░░░░░░ With all this sh ░░░░░░░░ that s been canceled ░░░░░░░░ is that still f ░░░░░░░░ legal MAHER Would you ░░░░░░░░ a real answer to ░░░░░░░░ Because for something to ░░░░░░░░ illegal you have to ░░░░░░░░ the capacity to enforce ░░░░░░░░ And you can t ░░░░░░░░ against war or else ░░░░░░░░ have to go to ░░░░░░░░ with the country that ░░░░░░░░ going to war And ░░░░░░░░ don t want to ░░░░░░░░ to war with Russia ░░░░░░░░ Ukraine What would be ░░░░░░░░ sense of making it ░░░░░░░░ Oh that s really ░░░░░░░░ to stop Putin No ░░░░░░░░ stop people from going ░░░░░░░░ war you have to ░░░░░░░░ put boots on BURR ░░░░░░░░ down and talk it ░░░░░░░░ Why can t Putin ░░░░░░░░ a podcast with the ░░░░░░░░ guy Like you just ░░░░░░░░ the Middle East on ░░░░░░░░ podcast Why can t ░░░░░░░░ solve what they re ░░░░░░░░ on a podcast MAHER ░░░░░░░░ is not why this ░░░░░░░░ not your thing This ░░░░░░░░ my thing BURR It ░░░░░░░░ not your thing MAHER ░░░░░░░░ is my thing BURR ░░░░░░░░ isn t your thing ░░░░░░░░ isn t You re ░░░░░░░░ that guy that has ░░░░░░░░ fantasy football team and ░░░░░░░░ he s a f ░░░░░░░░ GM That s exactly ░░░░░░░░ it is Like why ░░░░░░░░ I f king listening ░░░░░░░░ you like you like ░░░░░░░░ ve done something What ░░░░░░░░ you done in Washington ░░░░░░░░