Kimmel Unveils ‘MAGA Blaster’ Trump Standee that Farts Fire

KIMMEL In New York ░░░░░░░░ was no trial today ░░░░░░░░ Stormy Daniels trial They ░░░░░░░░ Wednesdays off to air ░░░░░░░░ place out Laughter Which ░░░░░░░░ Trump was free to ░░░░░░░░ on voters in Wisconsin ░░░░░░░░ Michigan today Snoozin B ░░░░░░░░ touched down in Waukesha ░░░░░░░░ afternoon where what do ░░░░░░░░ think in his first ░░░░░░░░ rally since being fined ░░░░░░░░ contempt of court in ░░░░░░░░ middle of a porn ░░░░░░░░ hush money trial what ░░░░░░░░ you think he wanted ░░░░░░░░ talk about first That ░░░░░░░░ right Fat jokes about ░░░░░░░░ Christie Clip starts Trump ░░░░░░░░ Chris Christie He liked ░░░░░░░░ quite a bit right ░░░░░░░░ s only because I ░░░░░░░░ wise to him And ░░░░░░░░ screamed out He s ░░░░░░░░ fat pig And I ░░░░░░░░ Sir And you know ░░░░░░░░ re not allowed to ░░░░░░░░ the fat word If ░░░░░░░░ use the fat word ░░░░░░░░ re essentially out of ░░░░░░░░ right There s certain ░░░░░░░░ you can t you ░░░░░░░░ say obese but you ░░░░░░░░ t say fat I ░░░░░░░░ obese is probably worse ░░░░░░░░ ends KIMMEL I love ░░░░░░░░ he brings back the ░░░░░░░░ hits you know But ░░░░░░░░ on Clip starts Trump ░░░░░░░░ a person shouted out ░░░░░░░░ s a fat pig ░░░░░░░░ And I said Sir ░░░░░░░░ ever call Chris Christie ░░░░░░░░ fat pig ever He ░░░░░░░░ not a fat pig ░░░░░░░░ I ll have to ░░░░░░░░ you to leave the ░░░░░░░░ So anyway Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ So anyway And then ░░░░░░░░ trying so hard not ░░░░░░░░ say the fat word ░░░░░░░░ Julius pivoted directly to ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Trump We ░░░░░░░░ honored to be joined ░░░░░░░░ Shanna Gray who owns ░░░░░░░░ vag an restaurant supposed ░░░░░░░░ be really good I ░░░░░░░░ not into the vag ░░░░░░░░ stuff I must say ░░░░░░░░ I m gonna have ░░░░░░░░ try this We re ░░░░░░░░ to come and try ░░░░░░░░ vag an food I ░░░░░░░░ t know if I ░░░░░░░░ going to like it ░░░░░░░░ get ready for me ░░░░░░░░ you can convince me ░░░░░░░░ that vag an food ░░░░░░░░ You get that good ░░░░░░░░ vag an Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Yeah Shanna get ready ░░░░░░░░ him to grab you ░░░░░░░░ the vag gina Vag ░░░░░░░░ food He is unfamiliar ░░░░░░░░ any food not offered ░░░░░░░░ a meal deal menu ░░░░░░░░ And then because things ░░░░░░░░ t already weird enough ░░░░░░░░ got a visit from ░░░░░░░░ pillow fairy Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ You have this bucket ░░░░░░░░ common sense that is ░░░░░░░░ real president Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ As he gets attacked ░░░░░░░░ attacked people are pouring ░░░░░░░░ this bucket that once ░░░░░░░░ re in that bucket ░░░░░░░░ common sense you have ░░░░░░░░ reason to leave that ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends KIMMEL Right ░░░░░░░░ should remain in the ░░░░░░░░ Indefinitely We ll come ░░░░░░░░ you out of the ░░░░░░░░ when it s time ░░░░░░░░ know Trump has been ░░░░░░░░ that he is stuck ░░░░░░░░ court when he should ░░░░░░░░ out campaigning We came ░░░░░░░░ with a solution for ░░░░░░░░ We figured out a ░░░░░░░░ for him to be ░░░░░░░░ two places at once ░░░░░░░░ s really quite incredible ░░░░░░░░ blew him up to ░░░░░░░░ size we put some ░░░░░░░░ on him And watch ░░░░░░░░ real closely here We ░░░░░░░░ it the MAGA blaster ░░░░░░░░ s great for live ░░░░░░░░ rallies or just clearing ░░░░░░░░ Whatever you like.”