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Dulce Sloan: ‘Republicans, If You’re Constantly Firing Speakers, Maybe the Problem Is with You’
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Comedy Central

Name: Comedy Central

URL: http://www.comedycentral.com

Show
The Daily Show

Name: The Daily Show

URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show

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Dulcé Sloan

Name: Dulcé Sloan

Position: Comedian

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04/18/2024 11:41 pm
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JBDiaz (staff)
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0:03:17
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Transcript
SLOAN Let s kick ░░░░░░░░ off with the latest ░░░░░░░░ on Capitol Hill Congress ░░░░░░░░ finally be sending Ukraine ░░░░░░░░ aid money they ve ░░░░░░░░ asking for but it ░░░░░░░░ cost Speaker Mike Johnson ░░░░░░░░ job Clip starts Reporter ░░░░░░░░ speaker of the House ░░░░░░░░ he s taking a ░░░░░░░░ despite threats from within ░░░░░░░░ own party that could ░░░░░░░░ him his job House ░░░░░░░░ Mike Johnson says he ░░░░░░░░ call a vote on ░░░░░░░░ for the war in ░░░░░░░░ saying this is not ░░░░░░░░ game Reporter voice over ░░░░░░░░ conservatives railed against the ░░░░░░░░ RAJU You want him ░░░░░░░░ resign You want him ░░░░░░░░ resign MASSIE Yes Yeah ░░░░░░░░ asked him to resign ░░░░░░░░ There s no other ░░░░░░░░ to describe it It ░░░░░░░░ surrender It s disappointing ░░░░░░░░ I m very disappointed ░░░░░░░░ Is it time for ░░░░░░░░ to get out of ░░░░░░░░ ROY I need I ░░░░░░░░ a little bit more ░░░░░░░░ today but it s ░░░░░░░░ good Reporter voice over ░░░░░░░░ arguing the stakes around ░░░░░░░░ world are too high ░░░░░░░░ I m doing here ░░░░░░░░ I believe to be ░░░░░░░░ right thing Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Well that was your ░░░░░░░░ mistake right there Doing ░░░░░░░░ right thing in Congress ░░░░░░░░ You must be new ░░░░░░░░ Sh t is not ░░░░░░░░ good for this man ░░░░░░░░ Hmm I think he ░░░░░░░░ like a giant little ░░░░░░░░ Out here in his ░░░░░░░░ s suit Laughs You ░░░░░░░░ not going to fool ░░░░░░░░ with that little gray ░░░░░░░░ in the front sir ░░░░░░░░ know baby powder when ░░░░░░░░ see it Come on ░░░░░░░░ I did musicals in ░░░░░░░░ school okay The point ░░░░░░░░ this Pinocchio looking mother ░░░░░░░░ might get kicked out ░░░░░░░░ his job by his ░░░░░░░░ party all because he ░░░░░░░░ t want Russia to ░░░░░░░░ over Ukraine And the ░░░░░░░░ coming hardest for Speaker ░░░░░░░░ Baby is Marjorie Taylor ░░░░░░░░ And I believe she ░░░░░░░░ get him fired because ░░░░░░░░ lady has the strongest ░░░░░░░░ energy I ve ever ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Taylor Greene ░░░░░░░░ are angry And people ░░░░░░░░ had it Speaker Johnson ░░░░░░░░ to resign People are ░░░░░░░░ going to like any ░░░░░░░░ this they re going ░░░░░░░░ be angry about it ░░░░░░░░ is a damn fool ░░░░░░░░ am so pissed off ░░░░░░░░ it because the American ░░░░░░░░ are pissed off about ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends SLOAN Damn ░░░░░░░░ last time I saw ░░░░░░░░ white lady that pissed ░░░░░░░░ a bill she was ░░░░░░░░ kicked out of a ░░░░░░░░ s Applause I don ░░░░░░░░ know if she s ░░░░░░░░ to get Mike Johnson ░░░░░░░░ but she s definitely ░░░░░░░░ store credit for something ░░░░░░░░ again the House is ░░░░░░░░ about having representation And ░░░░░░░░ s certainly representing all ░░░░░░░░ moms out there who ░░░░░░░░ assaulted a kid s ░░░░░░░░ coach The crazy thing ░░░░░░░░ if Capitol Hill Karen ░░░░░░░░ get the speaker fired ░░░░░░░░ ll be the second ░░░░░░░░ in six months Republicans ░░░░░░░░ you re constantly firing ░░░░░░░░ maybe the problem is ░░░░░░░░ you Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ all can t even ░░░░░░░░ your position without sounding ░░░░░░░░ We re mad that ░░░░░░░░ s working with both ░░░░░░░░ to pass bills Ma ░░░░░░░░ that s his damn ░░░░░░░░ See this woman is ░░░░░░░░ one of those friends ░░░░░░░░ complains about her boyfriend ░░░░░░░░ it just makes her ░░░░░░░░ bad Like Can you ░░░░░░░░ Mark canceled dinner with ░░░░░░░░ just to visit his ░░░░░░░░ in hospice Oh he ░░░░░░░░ so selfish!’”
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