Stewart: Trump’s Gettysburg Story Was ‘Plagiarized Almost Directly from My Seventh Grade Book Report’

STEWART And by the ░░░░░░░░ we ve got enough ░░░░░░░░ keeping track of our ░░░░░░░░ wars Like this weekend ░░░░░░░░ former president and illustrious ░░░░░░░░ Donald J Trump spoke ░░░░░░░░ one of America s ░░░░░░░░ hallowed battlefields And if ░░░░░░░░ thought Lincoln consecrated Gettysburg ░░░░░░░░ his soaring rhetoric well ░░░░░░░░ bu buckle up Clip ░░░░░░░░ Trump Gettysburg What an ░░░░░░░░ battle that was The ░░░░░░░░ of Gettysburg What an ░░░░░░░░ I mean it was ░░░░░░░░ much and so interesting ░░░░░░░░ so vicious and horrible ░░░░░░░░ so beautiful in so ░░░░░░░░ different ways It represented ░░░░░░░░ a big portion of ░░░░░░░░ success of this country ░░░░░░░░ Wow Clip ends Laughter ░░░░░░░░ That is plagiarized almost ░░░░░░░░ from my seventh grade ░░░░░░░░ report Gettysburg Wow I ░░░░░░░░ not do well Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause It was vicious ░░░░░░░░ horrible and beautiful Is ░░░░░░░░ talking about a Civil ░░░░░░░░ battle or a horse ░░░░░░░░ birth It was bloody ░░░░░░░░ it s life Now ░░░░░░░░ I am not a ░░░░░░░░ war buff like Laughter ░░░░░░░░ unlike me he even ░░░░░░░░ all the famous quotes ░░░░░░░░ starts Trump I go ░░░░░░░░ Gettysburg Pennsylvania to look ░░░░░░░░ to watch and the ░░░░░░░░ of Robert E Lee ░░░░░░░░ s no longer in ░░░░░░░░ did you ever notice ░░░░░░░░ No longer in favor ░░░░░░░░ fight uphill me boys ░░░░░░░░ fight uphill They were ░░░░░░░░ uphill He said Wow ░░░░░░░░ was a big mistake ░░░░░░░░ lost his great general ░░░░░░░░ they were fighting Never ░░░░░░░░ uphill me boys Clip ░░░░░░░░ Laughter STEWART It is ░░░░░░░░ the north did have ░░░░░░░░ higher ground but I ░░░░░░░░ pretty sure that Robert ░░░░░░░░ Lee was not a ░░░░░░░░ In an Irish accent ░░░░░░░░ never fight uphill me ░░░░░░░░ That s not how ░░░░░░░░ take back the North ░░░░░░░░ pot o gold You ░░░░░░░░ t be fighting uphill ░░░░░░░░ boys Also minor point ░░░░░░░░ I m pretty sure ░░░░░░░░ E Lee would not ░░░░░░░░ told them Never fight ░░░░░░░░ since he s the ░░░░░░░░ who told them to ░░░░░░░░ fight uphill He wasn ░░░░░░░░ like Uh if they ░░░░░░░░ up the hill I ░░░░░░░░ going to be so ░░░░░░░░ if they do that ░░░░░░░░ actually told them to ░░░░░░░░ up the hill and ░░░░░░░░ E Lee said Me ░░░░░░░░ will do what they ░░░░░░░░ Although to be fair ░░░░░░░░ former President Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ does have a lot ░░░░░░░░ his mind right now ░░░░░░░░ starts Reporter Now to ░░░░░░░░ news the first ever ░░░░░░░░ trial involving a former ░░░░░░░░ will soon get underway ░░░░░░░░ ends STEWART Oh my ░░░░░░░░ Donald don t run ░░░░░░░░ that hill me boy ░░░░░░░░ down Stay down the ░░░░░░░░ me boy Stay down ░░░░░░░░ and Applause)