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Date
Summary
SNL Skewers Trump’s $399 Gold Sneakers with Parody of ‘White Men Can’t Jump’
Source
Mediaite
Name: Mediaite
URL: http://www.mediaite.com/
Show
Saturday Night Live
Name: Saturday Night Live
URL: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/index.shtml
Persons
Shane Gillis
Name: Shane Gillis
Position: Stand-up Comedian, Actor
Event
Event location
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Uploaded
02/25/2024 07:45 pm
Owner
JBDiaz (staff)
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MP4 (1280x720)
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Duration
0:02:49
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4
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Transcript
NARRATOR 30 year old ░░░░░░░░ Dwyer just couldn t ░░░░░░░░ a break Not at ░░░░░░░░ UNKNOWN Dwyer NARRATOR not ░░░░░░░░ love And especially not ░░░░░░░░ the court GILLIS Going ░░░░░░░░ three UNKNOWN 2 Nice ░░░░░░░░ idiot GILLIS Why am ░░░░░░░░ such a loser NARRATOR ░░░░░░░░ that s all about ░░░░░░░░ change GILLIS Gordon thought ░░░░░░░░ could use these Donald ░░░░░░░░ Trump Whoa Trump sneakers ░░░░░░░░ I m open NARRATOR ░░░░░░░░ Gordon Dwyer is about ░░░░░░░░ find out that winning ░░░░░░░░ 3 Come on how ░░░░░░░░ you miss that NARRATOR ░░░░░░░░ a state of mind ░░░░░░░░ speaking in Trump voice ░░░░░░░░ didn t miss It ░░░░░░░░ in UNKNOWN 2 All ░░░░░░░░ NARRATOR From Newsmax Studios ░░░░░░░░ the writer of Like ░░░░░░░░ comes another magical sneaker ░░░░░░░░ full of white people ░░░░░░░░ 4 So you re ░░░░░░░░ these Trump shoes made ░░░░░░░░ good at basketball GILLIS ░░░░░░░░ they give me the ░░░░░░░░ to say I m ░░░░░░░░ at basketball then double ░░░░░░░░ on that until people ░░░░░░░░ start to believe it ░░░░░░░░ Now he gets whatever ░░░░░░░░ wants GILLIS in Trump ░░░░░░░░ Mr Mitchell everybody is ░░░░░░░░ I should have your ░░░░░░░░ because my cubicle is ░░░░░░░░ disaster right now UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ can I have a ░░░░░░░░ to gather my things ░░░░░░░░ in Trump voice Bye ░░░░░░░░ NARRATOR He gets whoever ░░░░░░░░ wants GILLIS in Trump ░░░░░░░░ Wow that was the ░░░░░░░░ fantastic lovemaking you ever ░░░░░░░░ UNKNOWN 5 Not really ░░░░░░░░ only lasted GILLIS in ░░░░░░░░ voice Two hours That ░░░░░░░░ a two hour love ░░░░░░░░ You had a big ░░░░░░░░ in there a very ░░░░░░░░ O UNKNOWN 5 I ░░░░░░░░ Oh Wanna go again ░░░░░░░░ in Trump voice I ░░░░░░░░ love to but you ░░░░░░░░ too tired NARRATOR And ░░░░░░░░ is whatever he says ░░░░░░░░ is GILLIS in Trump ░░░░░░░░ Excuse me excuse me ░░░░░░░░ s 170 NARRATOR Now ░░░░░░░░ s a brand new ░░░░░░░░ And people are noticing ░░░░░░░░ playing Trump Nice shoes ░░░░░░░░ you know in many ░░░░░░░░ the real magic has ░░░░░░░░ inside of you all ░░░░░░░░ GILLIS in Trump voice ░░░░░░░░ It comes from the ░░░░░░░░ and you re coming ░░░░░░░░ as very stupid and ░░░░░░░░ quite rude walking in ░░░░░░░░ like this Johnson playing ░░░░░░░░ My work here is ░░░░░░░░ In terms of basketball ░░░░░░░░ pastiche and with regard ░░░░░░░░ shoes I think we ░░░░░░░░ done a wonderful NARRATOR ░░░░░░░░ Men Can Trump UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ Bro you got new ░░░░░░░░ too UNKNOWN playing Biden ░░░░░░░░ Air Bidens Now pass ░░░░░░░░ The Rock Here we ░░░░░░░░ Uh-oh.”
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