Kimmel to Trump: ‘First of All, Jesus Comes Down, You’re Going Straight to Hell’

KIMMEL Trump was in ░░░░░░░░ Rapids on Saturday where ░░░░░░░░ floated it has to ░░░░░░░░ one of his most ░░░░░░░░ election notions yet Clip ░░░░░░░░ Trump In 2016 we ░░░░░░░░ ran the whole East ░░░░░░░░ of the country and ░░░░░░░░ made up for California ░░░░░░░░ I actually believe that ░░░░░░░░ they didn t have ░░░░░░░░ elections out there if ░░░░░░░░ didn t have all ░░░░░░░░ paper you know they ░░░░░░░░ out like 36 million ░░░░░░░░ and nobody knows where ░░░░░░░░ hell they re going ░░░░░░░░ or coming from But ░░░░░░░░ think if you had ░░░░░░░░ real election and Jesus ░░░░░░░░ down and god came ░░░░░░░░ and said I m ░░░░░░░░ to be the scorekeeper ░░░░░░░░ I think we d ░░░░░░░░ there I think we ░░░░░░░░ win in Illinois and ░░░░░░░░ think we d win ░░░░░░░░ New York Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Yeah yeah First of ░░░░░░░░ if Jesus comes down ░░░░░░░░ re going straight to ░░░░░░░░ That s number one ░░░░░░░░ s Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ White House no jail ░░░░░░░░ Jesus is like You ░░░░░░░░ out And number two ░░░░░░░░ have about as much ░░░░░░░░ of winning California and ░░░░░░░░ York as you do ░░░░░░░░ winning an ice dancing ░░░░░░░░ at the Olympics Zero ░░░░░░░░ rallies of his they ░░░░░░░░ become like professional wrestling ░░░░░░░░ Even Fox News had ░░░░░░░░ break in this weekend ░░░░░░░░ announce that what he ░░░░░░░░ saying wasn t true ░░░░░░░░ rally now he complains ░░░░░░░░ the stolen election he ░░░░░░░░ windmills are killing whales ░░░░░░░░ calls Chris Christie a ░░░░░░░░ pig and then closes ░░░░░░░░ his signature female weightlifter ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Trump He ░░░░░░░░ the parents the sisters ░░░░░░░░ is so proud this ░░░░░░░░ girl she is a ░░░░░░░░ she is a champion ░░░░░░░░ have a quarter of ░░░░░░░░ ounce quarter of an ░░░░░░░░ She grabs it Mom ░░░░░░░░ pop I m going ░░░░░░░░ you so proud And ░░░░░░░░ she gets down Agh ░░░░░░░░ Ah ah ah ugh ░░░░░░░░ Aaahh Ah Ah Ah ░░░░░░░░ Eh Ah Aaaaah Unh ░░░░░░░░ Unh Can t do ░░░░░░░░ Boom Clip ends KIMMEL ░░░░░░░░ Melania is a lucky ░░░░░░░░ isn t she Anyway ░░░░░░░░ me those nuclear codes ░░░░░░░░ will ya And a ░░░░░░░░ of that Metamucil while ░░░░░░░░ re at it When ░░░░░░░░ does come back he ░░░░░░░░ going to impressed by ░░░░░░░░ s commitment to Christmas ░░░░░░░░ orange messiah has a ░░░░░░░░ of stuff for sale ░░░░░░░░ wrapping paper from his ░░░░░░░░ Surrender Christmas collection featuring ░░░░░░░░ mugshot photo ironically taken ░░░░░░░░ after he did surrender ░░░░░░░░ the tree You can ░░░░░░░░ a 3 D replica ░░░░░░░░ Mar a Lago You ░░░░░░░░ buy a mini faux ░░░░░░░░ Trump hotel You can ░░░░░░░░ a Cody Foster designed ░░░░░░░░ glass Donald Trump head ░░░░░░░░ hand made Trump Christmas ░░░░░░░░ full of Slovenian Sudafed ░░░░░░░░ is a Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ on the shelf Don ░░░░░░░░ worry kids if you ░░░░░░░░ anything bad he s ░░░░░░░░ a lot of worse ░░░░░░░░ finally what might be ░░░░░░░░ greatest Donald Trump gift ░░░░░░░░ all Clip starts ANNOUNCER ░░░░░░░░ over Introducing the one ░░░░░░░░ only original and newly ░░░░░░░░ Trumpy Bear Trumpy Bear ░░░░░░░░ thumbs up lets everyone ░░░░░░░░ he will always be ░░░░░░░░ for you Just find ░░░░░░░░ secret zipper and pull ░░░░░░░░ the American flag themed ░░░░░░░░ and show your patriotism ░░░░░░░░ proudly displaying Trumpy Bear ░░░░░░░░ your home Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Wait wait what comes ░░░░░░░░ of the secret zipper ░░░░░░░░ know if you buy ░░░░░░░░ Trumpy Bears you get ░░░░░░░░ son Cocaine Bear for ░░░░░░░░