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TDS Hosts Ask People Around Fox News’ Christmas Tree if There’s a ‘War on Christmas’: ‘I Think There Is’
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Comedy Central

Name: Comedy Central
URL: http://www.comedycentral.com
Show
The Daily Show

Name: The Daily Show
URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show
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Jordan Klepper
, Desi Lydic

Name: Jordan Klepper
Employment: The Daily Show
Position: Comedian, Correspondent

Name: Desi Lydic
Employment: The Daily Show
Position: Correspondent
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11/22/2023 11:51 pm
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JBDiaz (staff)
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KLEPPER Spot on spot ░░░░░░░░ spot on Can we ░░░░░░░░ on please LYDIC Yeah ░░░░░░░░ Great LYDIC Yeah KLEPPER ░░░░░░░░ holidays are coming up ░░░░░░░░ that means the start ░░░░░░░░ a decade s old ░░░░░░░░ Desi and I went ░░░░░░░░ location to watch it ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts NARRATOR America ░░░░░░░░ had its share of ░░░░░░░░ wars but Fox News ░░░░░░░░ been tracking one forever ░░░░░░░░ in particular UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ s a war on ░░░░░░░░ Ingraham The war on ░░░░░░░░ CARLOSN The war on ░░░░░░░░ O REILLY The war ░░░░░░░░ Christmas NARRATOR And there ░░░░░░░░ no end WATTERS Now ░░░░░░░░ feels like the war ░░░░░░░░ Christmas is coming earlier ░░░░░░░░ earlier every year LYDIC ░░░░░░░░ over So we came ░░░░░░░░ the Fox News all ░░░░░░░░ Christmas Tree Lighting Show ░░░░░░░░ talk to people about ░░░░░░░░ they re surviving the ░░░░░░░░ on Christmas UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ I don t feel ░░░░░░░░ there s a war ░░░░░░░░ Christmas LYDIC You don ░░░░░░░░ UNKNOWN MALE 1 And ░░░░░░░░ think if there was ░░░░░░░░ war on Christmas Christmas ░░░░░░░░ win LYDIC Are you ░░░░░░░░ with the war on ░░░░░░░░ UNKNOWN FEMALE 1 I ░░░░░░░░ heard of it But ░░░░░░░░ I don t really ░░░░░░░░ it s actually a ░░░░░░░░ So crosstalk KLEPPER Are ░░░░░░░░ serious UNKNOWN FEMALE 1 ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER People can t ░░░░░░░░ Merry Christmas anymore LYDIC ░░░░░░░░ I say Merry Christmas ░░░░░░░░ my neighbor 10 times ░░░░░░░░ a row he looks ░░░░░░░░ me like I m ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Do you think ░░░░░░░░ this tree lighting ceremony ░░░░░░░░ so much smaller this ░░░░░░░░ because Fox lost so ░░░░░░░░ money in the Dominion ░░░░░░░░ UNKNOWN FEMALE 1 That ░░░░░░░░ very possible But I ░░░░░░░░ t really put a ░░░░░░░░ of thought into that ░░░░░░░░ Are you at all ░░░░░░░░ that there ll be ░░░░░░░░ tree lighting ceremony next ░░░░░░░░ when Smartmatic comes in ░░░░░░░░ takes the rest of ░░░░░░░░ cast UNKNOWN FEMALE 1 ░░░░░░░░ really No KLEPPER No ░░░░░░░░ FEMALE 1 No KLEPPER ░░░░░░░░ will people even know ░░░░░░░░ s Christmas outside of ░░░░░░░░ Christmas decorations and those ░░░░░░░░ and those Christmas decoration ░░░░░░░░ FEMALE 1 The Rockefeller ░░░░░░░░ Rockefeller crosstalk UNKNOWN FEMALE ░░░░░░░░ Yeah LYDIC There are ░░░░░░░░ trees over back there ░░░░░░░░ is a Santa KLEPPER ░░░░░░░░ over Finally we spoke ░░░░░░░░ some civilians who truly ░░░░░░░░ experienced the nag of ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER on camera Fox ░░░░░░░░ talked a lot about ░░░░░░░░ there is a war ░░░░░░░░ Christmas UNKNOWN MALE 2 ░░░░░░░░ think there is KLEPPER ░░░░░░░░ I were to say ░░░░░░░░ Holidays how would that ░░░░░░░░ you feel UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ I might correct you ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER Some people talk ░░░░░░░░ saying Happy Holidays Fox ░░░░░░░░ really proud about saying ░░░░░░░░ Christmas They say there ░░░░░░░░ a war on Christmas ░░░░░░░░ MALE 3 There is ░░░░░░░░ There s a war ░░░░░░░░ Christmas UNKNOWN MALE 3 ░░░░░░░░ believe crosstalk Look around ░░░░░░░░ Look at all the ░░░░░░░░ look at the corporations ░░░░░░░░ have you know not ░░░░░░░░ to say that I ░░░░░░░░ that people are scared ░░░░░░░░ speak up about their ░░░░░░░░ about their faith LYDIC ░░░░░░░░ There is a war ░░░░░░░░ Christmas and the group ░░░░░░░░ the most vitriol for ░░░░░░░░ are Christians UNKNOWN FEMALE ░░░░░░░░ I think so UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 3 I do KLEPPER ░░░░░░░░ specifically UNKNOWN FEMALE 2 ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER Right now UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 2 Right now LYDIC ░░░░░░░░ over But is defending ░░░░░░░░ enough to put them ░░░░░░░░ Santa s nicelist or ░░░░░░░░ Saint Nick reconsider when ░░░░░░░░ News hosts say things ░░░░░░░░ this Clip starts WATTERS ░░░░░░░░ want to say something ░░░░░░░░ Arab Americans We ve ░░░░░░░░ it with them Clip ░░░░░░░░ LYDIC on camera OK ░░░░░░░░ naughty or nice Someone ░░░░░░░░ Fox News said we ░░░░░░░░ had it with them ░░░░░░░░ Arabs in general UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 2 No he s ░░░░░░░░ LYDIC So Jesse Waters ░░░░░░░░ be in the nice ░░░░░░░░ category UNKNOWN MALE 2 ░░░░░░░░ because I m a ░░░░░░░░ Yorker and I m ░░░░░░░░ know I m pretty ░░░░░░░░ know used to stuff ░░░░░░░░ Used to stuff UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 2 You know I ░░░░░░░░ been mugged KLEPPER You ░░░░░░░░ been mugged UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ Yeah KLEPPER So that ░░░░░░░░ led you to the ░░░░░░░░ theroy that you basically ░░░░░░░░ that to an entire ░░░░░░░░ group of people UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 2 Yeah So KLEPPER ░░░░░░░░ got The Five right ░░░░░░░░ Judge Jeanine UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ Yes UNKNOWN MALE 5 ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER Naughty or nice ░░░░░░░░ MALE 4 Nice UNKNOWN ░░░░░░░░ 5 Nice I love ░░░░░░░░ judge KLEPPER She sees ░░░░░░░░ world UNKNOWN MALE 5 ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER Call it as ░░░░░░░░ sees it UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ Right UNKNOWN MALE 5 ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER That lady knows ░░░░░░░░ way around UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ Exactly LYDIC A bar ░░░░░░░░ A bar Naughty or ░░░░░░░░ Fox News UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ Nice UNKNOWN MALE 5 ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER Nice LYDIC Nice ░░░░░░░░ MALE Yes KLEPPER What ░░░░░░░░ when they lied to ░░░░░░░░ American people about the ░░░░░░░░ results UNKNOWN MALE 4 ░░░░░░░░ s Naughty KLEPPER That ░░░░░░░░ naughty LYDIC That is ░░░░░░░░ We can acknowledge that ░░░░░░░░ naughty KLEPPER But overall ░░░░░░░░ News UNKNOWN MALE 4 ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER Nice LYDIC Nice ░░░░░░░░ MALE 4 We all ░░░░░░░░ mistakes UNKNOWN MALE 5 ░░░░░░░░ KLEPPER We all make ░░░░░░░░ Who hasn t threatened ░░░░░░░░ the entire nations trust ░░░░░░░░ democracy Laughter UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ There was one crosstalk ░░░░░░░░ Or 91 UNKNOWN MALE ░░░░░░░░ Right KLEPPER voice over ░░░░░░░░ finally arrived at the ░░░░░░░░ to declare mission accomplished ░░░░░░░░ the war on Christmas ░░░░░░░░ and LYDIC Three two ░░░░░░░░ Happy Holidays Merry Christmas ░░░░░░░░ voice over Until next ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends]
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