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    Desi Lydic: ‘I’m Worried About Other White People if I Disrespect This Fake Nation, They’ll Make My Real Twitter a Living Hell’
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    Comedy Central

    Name: Comedy Central

    URL: http://www.comedycentral.com

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    The Daily Show

    Name: The Daily Show

    URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show

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    Kal Penn

    Name: Kal Penn

    Position: Actor

    , Desi Lydic

    Name: Desi Lydic

    Employment: The Daily Show

    Position: Correspondent

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    03/15/2023 12:48 am
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    JBDiaz (staff)
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    RUSH TRANSCRIPT And finally ░░░░░░░░ s check in on ░░░░░░░░ home state of New ░░░░░░░░ Cheers and applause I ░░░░░░░░ sure they re not ░░░░░░░░ anything incredibly stupid The ░░░░░░░░ of newark is admitting ░░░░░░░░ got scammed Earlier this ░░░░░░░░ mayor ras baraka invited ░░░░░░░░ he thought was the ░░░░░░░░ nation of kailasa to ░░░░░░░░ hall for a cultural ░░░░░░░░ agreement and to become ░░░░░░░░ cities But it turns ░░░░░░░░ kailasa isn t a ░░░░░░░░ nation but rather the ░░░░░░░░ of a scam artist ░░░░░░░░ fugitive who is from ░░░░░░░░ who has been on ░░░░░░░░ run since 2019 I ░░░░░░░░ the immunity of non ░░░░░░░░ and immunity and protection ░░░░░░░░ the adopted state He ░░░░░░░░ arrested there years earlier ░░░░░░░░ of sexual assault charges ░░░░░░░░ five women who say ░░░░░░░░ abused them at a ░░░░░░░░ retreat Back in New ░░░░░░░░ a few days after ░░░░░░░░ ceremony the city says ░░░░░░░░ realized it had been ░░░░░░░░ calling it quote a ░░░░░░░░ incident Kal Jesus newark ░░░░░░░░ can it entire city ░░░░░░░░ catfished Not a single ░░░░░░░░ realized that they never ░░░░░░░░ of this country before ░░░░░░░░ on a globe not ░░░░░░░░ the olympics not as ░░░░░░░░ stage in street fighter ░░░░░░░░ you can find it ░░░░░░░░ a cuisine on grove ░░░░░░░░ it is not a ░░░░░░░░ country There must have ░░░░░░░░ so many red flags ░░░░░░░░ biggest one being that ░░░░░░░░ wanted to be sister ░░░░░░░░ with newark Although to ░░░░░░░░ fair just cause a ░░░░░░░░ was started by a ░░░░░░░░ criminal doesn t mean ░░░░░░░░ s fake Just ask ░░░░░░░░ Jefferson For more on ░░░░░░░░ please give it up ░░░░░░░░ Desi Lydic Cheers and ░░░░░░░░ Desi what did you ░░░░░░░░ of this story Oh ░░░░░░░░ kal um as a ░░░░░░░░ person I would like ░░░░░░░░ know what you think ░░░░░░░░ this story Because for ░░░░░░░░ this is a little ░░░░░░░░ and I don t ░░░░░░░░ to upset anybody with ░░░░░░░░ statements about whether kailasa ░░░░░░░░ a real country Kal ░░░░░░░░ well it s not ░░░░░░░░ s not a real ░░░░░░░░ it s a cult ░░░░░░░░ right right But even ░░░░░░░░ I honor its culture ░░░░░░░░ its rich traditions Because ░░░░░░░░ is culture if not ░░░░░░░░ ure Kal desi come ░░░░░░░░ Look how they re ░░░░░░░░ Does that look real ░░░░░░░░ you Uh yes No ░░░░░░░░ No Kal no No ░░░░░░░░ are just costumes Whoa ░░░░░░░░ their culture is not ░░░░░░░░ costume Kal that is ░░░░░░░░ a costume Desi I ░░░░░░░░ what you are trying ░░░░░░░░ do you want to ░░░░░░░░ an ally I appreciate ░░░░░░░░ But kailasa not does ░░░░░░░░ your allyship Its leader ░░░░░░░░ a sexual predator Oh ░░░░░░░░ Yes And I condemn ░░░░░░░░ sexual predators At the ░░░░░░░░ time it is important ░░░░░░░░ support diversity among sexual ░░░░░░░░ Kal no No it ░░░░░░░░ not Desi stop This ░░░░░░░░ a cult and they ░░░░░░░░ the city of newark ░░░░░░░░ course they did Yes ░░░░░░░░ they did And they ░░░░░░░░ been forced into cult ░░░░░░░░ by western imperialism and ░░░░░░░░ t that the real ░░░░░░░░ Kal no No Well ░░░░░░░░ but no You re ░░░░░░░░ me now Hold on ░░░░░░░░ is no western imperialism ░░░░░░░░ kailasa There is no ░░░░░░░░ there are no kailaseans ░░░░░░░░ say kailasian x now ░░░░░░░░ no we don t ░░░░░░░░ look I am giving ░░░░░░░░ permission to criticize this ░░░░░░░░ country On behalf of ░░░░░░░░ people it s okay ░░░░░░░░ m not worried about ░░░░░░░░ people kal I m ░░░░░░░░ about other white people ░░░░░░░░ I disrespect this fake ░░░░░░░░ they ll make my ░░░░░░░░ Twitter a living hell ░░░░░░░░ kailasa look like a ░░░░░░░░ cult Yes Do I ░░░░░░░░ white people on Twitter ░░░░░░░░ know the difference No ░░░░░░░░ is why I am ░░░░░░░░ to announce that the ░░░░░░░░ show hosted by Kal ░░░░░░░░ is now also a ░░░░░░░░ city with kailasa Kal ░░░░░░░░ No No No Don ░░░░░░░░ put my name on ░░░░░░░░ Don t bring me ░░░░░░░░ this You pulled me ░░░░░░░░ this I m taking ░░░░░░░░ down with me Kal ░░░░░░░░ my gosh no Get ░░░░░░░░ of here Desi Lydic ░░░░░░░░
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