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Hasan Minhaj on Lab Leak Report of Dept. Of Energy: ‘I Am Holding out Until the DMV Chimes In’ (clip)
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The Daily Show
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Hasan Minhaj
Name: Hasan Minhaj
Employment: The Daily Show
Position: Correspondent, Comedian
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RUSH TRANSCRIPT But let ░░░░░░░░ move on to one ░░░░░░░░ great debates of our ░░░░░░░░ No I m not ░░░░░░░░ about how much cocaine ░░░░░░░░ a bear do I ░░░░░░░░ talking about the Covid ░░░░░░░░ debate that is heating ░░░░░░░░ this week And this ░░░░░░░░ in an updated classified ░░░░░░░░ report saying that the ░░░░░░░░ S Department of Energy ░░░░░░░░ assessed that the source ░░░░░░░░ the Covid 19 pandemic ░░░░░░░░ came from a China ░░░░░░░░ leak But there is ░░░░░░░░ major caveat sources at ░░░░░░░░ Department of Energy tell ░░░░░░░░ that the report has ░░░░░░░░ low confidence Hasan low ░░░░░░░░ How can you conclude ░░░░░░░░ with low confidence That ░░░░░░░░ not a conclusion I ░░░░░░░░ the word you are ░░░░░░░░ for is Guess By ░░░░░░░░ way conclusion with low ░░░░░░░░ is such a Bleep ░░░░░░░░ move You re dating ░░░░░░░░ and they go babe ░░░░░░░░ are we And you ░░░░░░░░ like Sarah I could ░░░░░░░░ you for sure I ░░░░░░░░ t know Laughs Even ░░░░░░░░ they had low confidence ░░░░░░░░ Department of Energy came ░░░░░░░░ and said Covid was ░░░░░░░░ lab leak And now ░░░░░░░░ bleep idiot I went ░░░░░░░░ high school with is ░░░░░░░░ apologize to me right ░░░░░░░░ Hasan I told you ░░░░░░░░ was right and if ░░░░░░░░ hand is bigger than ░░░░░░░░ face you are gay ░░░░░░░░ to everybody touchdown dancing ░░░░░░░░ this how long have ░░░░░░░░ been rocking with the ░░░░░░░░ of Energy Oh you ░░░░░░░░ been bleep with them ░░░░░░░░ day one What s ░░░░░░░░ second favorite report from ░░░░░░░░ Department of Energy Personally ░░░░░░░░ love their report on ░░░░░░░░ in freezers compliance certification ░░░░░░░░ hey that s just ░░░░░░░░ Because I m a ░░░░░░░░ one But here s ░░░░░░░░ key detail everybody is ░░░░░░░░ while they got the ░░░░░░░░ fingers The energy department ░░░░░░░░ 1 of 9 intelligence ░░░░░░░░ that have assessed Covid ░░░░░░░░ origin Two have said ░░░░░░░░ leak five say it ░░░░░░░░ out of natural causes ░░░░░░░░ two say they don ░░░░░░░░ know And you know ░░░░░░░░ I personally side with ░░░░░░░░ I don t know ░░░░░░░░ the bleep is going ░░░░░░░░ The FBI says this ░░░░░░░░ NIC says that I ░░░░░░░░ holding out until the ░░░░░░░░ chimes in Cheers and ░░░░░░░░ All right Now here ░░░░░░░░ the thing I am ░░░░░░░░ Why did this whole ░░░░░░░░ versus versus red Sox ░░░░░░░░ Covid of the culture ░░░░░░░░ in the first place ░░░░░░░░ to me I think ░░░░░░░░ s because when some ░░░░░░░░ started saying it came ░░░░░░░░ a lab other people ░░░░░░░░ like hey you can ░░░░░░░░ say the Chinese are ░░░░░░░░ to poison everybody on ░░░░░░░░ Earth that is racist ░░░░░░░░ should say that Covid ░░░░░░░░ from a wet market ░░░░░░░░ Chinese people eat weird ░░░░░░░░ But that sounds way ░░░░░░░░ racist And I say ░░░░░░░░ as a kid who ░░░░░░░░ to eat weird ethnic ░░░░░░░░ in the lunchroom Every ░░░░░░░░ I would pull out ░░░░░░░░ roti and everyone would ░░░░░░░░ like ewww What is ░░░░░░░░ All I wanted was ░░░░░░░░ but my mom would ░░░░░░░░ buy them She be ░░░░░░░░ Hasan are you crazy ░░░░░░░░ want lunchables Those things ░░░░░░░░ made in a lab ░░░░░░░░ they will kill you ░░░░░░░░ she said it with ░░░░░░░░ confidence.
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