RUSH TRANSCRIPT Bye bye ░░░░░░░░ odors try gain odor ░░░░░░░░ upbeat music audience applauding ░░░░░░░░ yourselves in and get ░░░░░░░░ for my guy comedian ░░░░░░░░ Davidson upbeat music audience ░░░░░░░░ What s up Did ░░░░░░░░ miss me What s ░░░░░░░░ audience cheering My country ░░░░░░░░ country y all Give ░░░░░░░░ a hand It s ░░░░░░░░ a long year Pandemic ░░░░░░░░ going crazy I m ░░░░░░░░ we re together tonight ░░░░░░░░ right but we gotta ░░░░░░░░ doing things okay Black ░░░░░░░░ stop singing the national ░░░░░░░░ Not because of politics ░░░░░░░░ we sing too much ░░░░░░░░ audience laughs I like ░░░░░░░░ white guy You can ░░░░░░░░ everything he says Oh ░░░░░░░░ Can you see By ░░░░░░░░ dawn s early light ░░░░░░░░ you hear the t ░░░░░░░░ that early light Brotha ░░░░░░░░ a hold of the ░░░░░░░░ he wanna make a ░░░░░░░░ At a high school ░░░░░░░░ Brotha come out yo ░░░░░░░░ s up this a ░░░░░░░░ somethin I call the ░░░░░░░░ audience laughs my real ░░░░░░░░ Anthony Oh oh audience ░░░░░░░░ tommy vocalizing audience laughing ░░░░░░░░ continues vocalizing Woop woop ░░░░░░░░ woop woop Yeah yeah ░░░░░░░░ yeah Uh oh audience ░░░░░░░░ Uh oh Uh oh ░░░░░░░░ vocalizing audience laughing L ░░░░░░░░ n o Spaghetti o ░░░░░░░░ Doritos Mexico I forgot ░░░░░░░░ was in la That ░░░░░░░░ Mexico We cannot get ░░░░░░░░ of latinos Where are ░░░░░░░░ latinos at audience cheering ░░░░░░░░ talking about go back ░░░░░░░░ Mexico This is Mexico ░░░░░░░░ place is called Los ░░░░░░░░ San Diego San Francisco ░░░░░░░░ laughing There ain t ░░░░░░░░ white dude who named ░░░░░░░░ We lose latinos we ░░░░░░░░ lose Spanish TV Spanish ░░░░░░░░ is the best thing ░░░░░░░░ TV You ain t ░░░░░░░░ got news in the ░░░░░░░░ They dance first tommy ░░░░░░░░ Wake up tommy vocalizing ░░░░░░░░ laughing We can t ░░░░░░░░ audience laughing Black people ░░░░░░░░ what it s like ░░░░░░░░ live next to y ░░░░░░░░ This is all you ░░░░░░░░ through the wall from ░░░░░░░░ to Monday tommy beat ░░░░░░░░ audience laughing How many ░░░░░░░░ turn 15 in that ░░░░░░░░ In one week Mexico ░░░░░░░░ not on the moon ░░░░░░░░ s a country with ░░░░░░░░ culture We gotta start ░░░░░░░░ each other Stop it ░░░░░░░░ stereotype too Black people ░░░░░░░░ people can t dance ░░░░░░░░ people dance their ass ░░░░░░░░ just different audience laughs ░░░░░░░░ the ones with the ░░░░░░░░ Okay we dance with ░░░░░░░░ you know Brother dance ░░░░░░░░ style Style uh Style ░░░░░░░░ em style style style ░░░░░░░░ people don t dance ░░░░░░░░ style They dancin freestyle ░░░░░░░░ laughs How the hell ░░░░░░░░ gonna run out of ░░░░░░░░ dance when you making ░░░░░░░░ up right there They ░░░░░░░░ with what their mind ░░░░░░░░ their body audience laughing ░░░░░░░░ white people dance like ░░░░░░░░ babies audience laughing Let ░░░░░░░░ finish You ever seen ░░░░░░░░ little black two year ░░░░░░░░ girl dance Why it ░░░░░░░░ so cute cause she ░░░░░░░░ she dancing Go ebony ░░░░░░░░ ebony audience laughing I ░░░░░░░░ grown white men dance ░░░░░░░░ like that Go gordon ░░░░░░░░ gordon audience laughing We ░░░░░░░░ a white woman president ░░░░░░░░ All right She s ░░░░░░░░ hero I don t ░░░░░░░░ where you go if ░░░░░░░░ s a white woman ░░░░░░░░ it s gonna be ░░░░░░░░ I don t care ░░░░░░░░ you at hobby lobby ░░░░░░░░ the grocery store You ░░░░░░░░ been in a grocery ░░░░░░░░ Fourth of July line ░░░░░░░░ the corner no cashiers ░░░░░░░░ managers white woman to ░░░░░░░░ rescue of black people ░░░░░░░░ we don t know ░░░░░░░░ to say the word ░░░░░░░░ out loud We re ░░░░░░░░ line for a whole ░░░░░░░░ We can t even ░░░░░░░░ what we sayin Where ░░░░░░░░ manager at audience laughing ░░░░░░░░ mumbles White woman step ░░░░░░░░ won t she hello ░░░░░░░░ heck is going on ░░░░░░░░ help us please Now ░░░░░░░░ y all audience cheering ░░░░░░░░ applauding On Byron Allen ░░░░░░░░ the comedy and music ░░░░░░░░ the hits just keep ░░░░░░░░ coming ladies and gentlemen ░░░░░░░░ welcome boyz ii men ░░░░░░░░ slow music Oh close ░░░░░░░░ eyes And make a ░░░░░░░░ And blow out the ░░░░░░░░ For tonight is just ░░░░░░░░ night And we re ░░░░░░░░ celebrate all through the ░░░░░░░░ Pour the wine light ░░░░░░░░ fire Girl your wish ░░░░░░░░ my command I submit ░░░░░░░░ your demands I will ░░░░░░░░ any anything girl you ░░░░░░░░ only ask I ll ░░░░░░░░ love to you like ░░░░░░░░ want me to And ░░░░░░░░ ll hold you tight ░░░░░░░░ all through the night ░░░░░░░░ ll make love to ░░░░░░░░ when you want me ░░░░░░░░ And I will not ░░░░░░░░ go til you tell ░░░░░░░░ to Girl relax let ░░░░░░░░ go slow I aint ░░░░░░░░ nowhere to go I ░░░░░░░░ just going to concentrate ░░░░░░░░ you oh girl are ░░░░░░░░ ready It s going ░░░░░░░░ be a long night ░░░░░░░░ your clothes on the ░░░░░░░░ I m gonna take ░░░░░░░░ clothes off too I ░░░░░░░░ made plans to be ░░░░░░░░ you Girl whatever you ░░░░░░░░ me you know I ░░░░░░░░ do I ll make ░░░░░░░░ to you like you ░░░░░░░░ me to And I ░░░░░░░░ hold you tight baby ░░░░░░░░ through the night I ░░░░░░░░ make love to you ░░░░░░░░ you want me to ░░░░░░░░ I will not let ░░░░░░░░ til you tell me ░░░░░░░░ Baby tonight is your ░░░░░░░░ and I will do ░░░░░░░░ right baby Just make ░░░░░░░░ wish on your night ░░░░░░░░ that you ask I ░░░░░░░░ give you the love ░░░░░░░░ your life I ll ░░░░░░░░ love to you like ░░░░░░░░ want me to And ░░░░░░░░ ll hold you tight ░░░░░░░░ all through the night ░░░░░░░░ ll make love to ░░░░░░░░ when you want me ░░░░░░░░ And I will not ░░░░░░░░ go til you tell ░░░░░░░░ to I ll make ░░░░░░░░ to you like you ░░░░░░░░ me to And I ░░░░░░░░ hold you tight baby ░░░░░░░░ through the night I ░░░░░░░░ make love to you ░░░░░░░░ you want me to ░░░░░░░░ I will not let ░░░░░░░░ til you tell me ░░░░░░░░ Oh baby yeah whoah ░░░░░░░░ Thank you Kenan Yeah ░░░░░░░░ s what s up ░░░░░░░░ t go away we ░░░░░░░░ be right back with ░░░░░░░░ Byron Allen presents the ░░░░░░░░ music superfest Byron Allen ░░░░░░░░ the comedy & music superfest