Stewart Blasts Rangel’s Pretend Phone Call Debate Move

jon welcome back the ░░░░░░░░ elections are just around ░░░░░░░░ corner Congress s approval ░░░░░░░░ is in the tweens ░░░░░░░░ s time once again ░░░░░░░░ raise a cry of ░░░░░░░░ the bums out and ░░░░░░░░ re elect 90 of ░░░░░░░░ bums how do these ░░░░░░░░ keep getting re elected ░░░░░░░░ after term well let ░░░░░░░░ take the example of ░░░░░░░░ York representative Charlie rangel ░░░░░░░░ 83 years old and ░░░░░░░░ years in office he ░░░░░░░░ one of the most ░░░░░░░░ and frequently recumbent congressmen ░░░░░░░░ devastating photo of congressman ░░░░░░░░ sleeping on a cot ░░░░░░░░ a beach in front ░░░░░░░░ his dominican republic condo ░░░░░░░░ committee says rangel failed ░░░░░░░░ report rental income from ░░░░░░░░ for several years he ░░░░░░░░ this as his campaign ░░░░░░░░ he is in a ░░░░░░░░ campaign against people determined ░░░░░░░░ take him down in ░░░░░░░░ major debate what could ░░░░░░░░ possibly do to come ░░░░░░░░ a winner check your ░░░░░░░░ for a paper clip ░░░░░░░░ a wad of chewing ░░░░░░░░ macgyver because the clock ░░░░░░░░ ticking and you ve ░░░░░░░░ to come up with ░░░░░░░░ i understand i only ░░░░░░░░ three minutes and just ░░░░░░░░ minute answers blackbery no ░░░░░░░░ m the in the ░░░░░░░░ of a debate yes ░░░░░░░░ it s for United ░░░░░░░░ Congress laughter jon all ░░░░░░░░ first of all that ░░░░░░░░ quite the mystery ring ░░░░░░░░ his phone either he ░░░░░░░░ to take a very ░░░░░░░░ call from his urologist ░░░░░░░░ the debate or he ░░░░░░░░ about to launch into ░░░░░░░░ debate yes in the ░░░░░░░░ debate tactic since Lincoln ░░░░░░░░ Douglas whoremonger says what ░░░░░░░░ rangel did his entire ░░░░░░░░ statement in the form ░░░░░░░░ a gag phone call ░░░░░░░░ someone who just happened ░░░░░░░░ want to know really ░░░░░░░░ things about the two ░░░░░░░░ sitting next to him ░░░░░░░░ no no he s ░░░░░░░░ here 18 years but ░░░░░░░░ didn t say he ░░░░░░░░ any bills at all ░░░░░░░░ the guy was only ░░░░░░░░ half of the time ░░░░░░░░ on phone how can ░░░░░░░░ register to vote in ░░░░░░░░ York when he lives ░░░░░░░░ jersey jon no i ░░░░░░░░ as confused about it ░░░░░░░░ you are person i ░░░░░░░░ up you know what ░░░░░░░░ think this is how ░░░░░░░░ rangel stays in office ░░░░░░░░ long yes he s ░░░░░░░░ but very likable he ░░░░░░░░ out how to be ░░░░░░░░ total dick to the ░░░░░░░░ sitting right next to ░░░░░░░░ without having to take ░░░░░░░░ responsibility for his dickishness ░░░░░░░░ love him at the ░░░░░░░░ s very active at ░░░░░░░░ national action network and ░░░░░░░░ like him they haven ░░░░░░░░ endorsed him of course ░░░░░░░░ no no no he ░░░░░░░░ t kill a woman ░░░░░░░░ i don t know ░░░░░░░░ he killed her but ░░░░░░░░ certainly didn t eat ░░░░░░░░ then again i m ░░░░░░░░ old man what do ░░░░░░░░ know about cannibalism no ░░░░░░░░ he s still in ░░░░░░░░ there may be no ░░░░░░░░ at all to get ░░░░░░░░ congressmen out of office ░░░░░░░░ John conyers expected to ░░░░░░░░ for his 26th term ░░░░░░░░ November is being kept ░░░░░░░░ the ballot in the ░░░░░░░░ because of invalid signatures ░░░░░░░░ a petition jon wow ░░░░░░░░ without term limits we ░░░░░░░░ have to wait until ░░░░░░░░ people get so old ░░░░░░░░ lose signatures like keys ░░░░░░░░ does the Constitution even ░░░░░░░░ for this type of ░░░░░░░░ encouple bantcy ring ring ░░░░░░░░ what s that founding ░░░░░░░░ James madison what you ░░░░░░░░ intended for anyone to ░░░░░░░░ that long in Congress ░░░░░░░░ oh when you were ░░░░░░░░ the Constitution life expecty ░░░░░░░░ 48 i see and ░░░░░░░░ are you calling me ░░░░░░░░ beyond the really heaven ░░░░░░░░ for real and it ░░░░░░░░ all just bleep i ░░░░░░░░ yeah no he didn ░░░░░░░░ mention that separate section ░░░░░░░░ right.