RUSH TRANSCRIPT Cheers and ░░░░░░░░ Greg all right Happy ░░░░░░░░ everybody I am so ░░░░░░░░ Mike Pompeo is here ░░░░░░░░ Cheers and applause Usa ░░░░░░░░ Greg even got a ░░░░░░░░ usa chant Lots of ░░░░░░░░ in suits looking at ░░░░░░░░ eyeballing me You know ░░░░░░░░ that means An entire ░░░░░░░░ block on Harry potter ░░░░░░░░ said do it or ░░░░░░░░ would walk Who knew ░░░░░░░░ was a Harry pothead ░░░░░░░░ heard him over there ░░░░░░░░ about his hogwarts Next ░░░░░░░░ there is a new ░░░░░░░░ coming out called hogwarts ░░░░░░░░ For all you nondorks ░░░░░░░░ nerds and men who ░░░░░░░░ never touched a woman ░░░░░░░░ wasn t a relative ░░░░░░░░ game is set in ░░░░░░░░ world of Harry potter ░░░░░░░░ it seems like fun ░░░░░░░░ according to the outrage ░░░░░░░░ are always outraged If ░░░░░░░░ buy this game you ░░░░░░░░ a bigoted monster See ░░░░░░░░ the past year trans ░░░░░░░░ have been pushing a ░░░░░░░░ of the game over ░░░░░░░░ association with J K ░░░░░░░░ She has nothing to ░░░░░░░░ with making the game ░░░░░░░░ all Women don t ░░░░░░░░ computers Laughter Of course ░░░░░░░░ will profit from the ░░░░░░░░ rights which have certain ░░░░░░░░ trans groups boiling mad ░░░░░░░░ they ve been that ░░░░░░░░ for years She was ░░░░░░░░ from the Harry potter ░░░░░░░░ 2010 version special and ░░░░░░░░ set excite even banned ░░░░░░░░ of the game altogether ░░░░░░░░ proving what she suggested ░░░░░░░░ the trans movement They ░░░░░░░░ better at deleting women ░░░░░░░░ Ted bundy But what ░░░░░░░░ her actual crime beyond ░░░░░░░░ me to do a ░░░░░░░░ on Harry potter Well ░░░░░░░░ she retweeted an op ░░░░░░░░ piece that talked about ░░░░░░░░ who menstruate That s ░░░░░░░░ it was a period ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Well done Greg ░░░░░░░░ you But rowling pointed ░░░░░░░░ that the correct word ░░░░░░░░ this is women After ░░░░░░░░ shrieking subsided she wrote ░░░░░░░░ a follow up if ░░░░░░░░ isn t real this ░░░░░░░░ the ability of many ░░░░░░░░ meaningfully discuss their lives ░░░░░░░░ isn t hate to ░░░░░░░░ the truth and that ░░░░░░░░ true She also echoed ░░░░░░░░ we have warned about ░░░░░░░░ myself included believe we ░░░░░░░░ watching a new kind ░░░░░░░░ conversion therapy for young ░░░░░░░░ of people being set ░░░░░░░░ a lifelong path of ░░░░░░░░ 11 that might result ░░░░░░░░ loss of fertility or ░░░░░░░░ function Whacked ups therapists ░░░░░░░░ butchers and big pharma ░░░░░░░░ sounds like three bands ░░░░░░░░ might like For that ░░░░░░░░ has been targeted threaten ░░░░░░░░ band They say she ░░░░░░░░ a bigot using her ░░░░░░░░ to hurt trans people ░░░░░░░░ that she s contributed ░░░░░░░░ anti trans rhetoric But ░░░░░░░░ s hard to find ░░░░░░░░ of that anywhere I ░░░░░░░░ t seen videos of ░░░░░░░░ sneaking up behind a ░░░░░░░░ person struggling them with ░░░░░░░░ wire and whispering J ░░░░░░░░ Rowling says hello I ░░░░░░░░ t heard any of ░░░░░░░░ and I watch a ░░░░░░░░ of Fox Friends Laughter ░░░░░░░░ rowling has stood her ░░░░░░░░ Last year someone asked ░░░░░░░░ how she sleeps at ░░░░░░░░ knowing she has lost ░░░░░░░░ audience She replied I ░░░░░░░░ my most recent royalty ░░░░░░░░ If only Jesse Watters ░░░░░░░░ say the same about ░░░░░░░░ book Laughter Anyway this ░░░░░░░░ game is going to ░░░░░░░░ millions of course but ░░░░░░░░ reason we are talking ░░░░░░░░ it is this fake ░░░░░░░░ bleep Not only has ░░░░░░░░ not done anything wrong ░░░░░░░░ s nothing compared to ░░░░░░░░ who have done real ░░░░░░░░ Yet still legions of ░░░░░░░░ How about Michael Jackson ░░░░░░░░ know the guy with ░░░░░░░░ ferris wheel in his ░░░░░░░░ Now I m no ░░░░░░░░ but that should have ░░░░░░░░ a red flag That ░░░░░░░░ s music is still ░░░░░░░░ everywhere Hell I was ░░░░░░░░ to it in front ░░░░░░░░ my bedroom window last ░░░░░░░░ Until the cops arrived ░░░░░░░░ made me put on ░░░░░░░░ robe Laughter Same for ░░░░░░░░ too How about all ░░░░░░░░ movies Harvey Weinstein produced ░░░░░░░░ you going to skip ░░░░░░░░ fiction the next time ░░░░░░░░ are flipping through the ░░░░░░░░ That movie and other ░░░░░░░░ ones would never have ░░░░░░░░ made without that scumbag ░░░░░░░░ there How about rosemary ░░░░░░░░ baby or chinatown directed ░░░░░░░░ none other than roman ░░░░░░░░ And Chuck berry Google ░░░░░░░░ to find out what ░░░░░░░░ did Only to say ░░░░░░░░ Johnny wasn t being ░░░░░░░░ in the John If ░░░░░░░░ were to boycott every ░░░░░░░░ that could be traced ░░░░░░░░ some perceived problematic stance ░░░░░░░░ would you have left ░░░░░░░░ couldn t go to ░░░░░░░░ movies you couldn t ░░░░░░░░ novels you couldn t ░░░░░░░░ TV All he would ░░░░░░░░ left our books by ░░░░░░░░ Perino Laughter And those ░░░░░░░░ are filthy Applause Let ░░░░░░░░ welcome tonight s guests ░░░░░░░░ can t talk to ░░░░░░░░ mostly because he had ░░░░░░░░ all killed Former secretary ░░░░░░░░ state and author of ░░░░░░░░ great new book never ░░░░░░░░ an inch Mike Pompeo ░░░░░░░░ She is the anchor ░░░░░░░░ the rancor Fox News ░░░░░░░░ Julie Banderas Applause She ░░░░░░░░ got a lot of ░░░░░░░░ mostly because she sweats ░░░░░░░░ News contributor Kat Timpf ░░░░░░░░ And he uses the ░░░░░░░░ wall of China for ░░░░░░░░ raises Tyrus Applause Do ░░░░░░░░ call you Mr Secretary ░░░░░░░░ Mike please Greg Mr ░░░░░░░░ is more fun though ░░░░░░░░ for it But I ░░░░░░░░ going to need Mike ░░░░░░░░ get me out of ░░░░░░░░ tonight Greg let s ░░░░░░░░ right to it Who ░░░░░░░░ JFK Sigh Thanks for ░░░░░░░░ sir the one would ░░░░░░░░ be insubordinate if I ░░░░░░░░ that Greg somebody watches ░░░░░░░░ show Are you a ░░░░░░░░ potter fan I don ░░░░░░░░ have any Harry potter ░░░░░░░░ my house because there ░░░░░░░░ nothing in it Laughter ░░░░░░░░ o Greg are you ░░░░░░░░ Have you been doing ░░░░░░░░ your stuff As soon ░░░░░░░░ I get out of ░░░░░░░░ We will do that ░░░░░░░░ the next block When ░░░░░░░░ think of this idea ░░░░░░░░ boycotting things and this ░░░░░░░░ movement against it seems ░░░░░░░░ of bizarre that she ░░░░░░░░ become the focal point ░░░░░░░░ all of this I ░░░░░░░░ we ve all seen ░░░░░░░░ before someone says something ░░░░░░░░ progressive woke left picks ░░░░░░░░ up and they try ░░░░░░░░ use economics It s ░░░░░░░░ stuff A lot of ░░░░░░░░ want to read her ░░░░░░░░ people should read her ░░░░░░░░ Wrinkly which he said ░░░░░░░░ pretty accurate We re ░░░░░░░░ confident there are two ░░░░░░░░ and most babies I ░░░░░░░░ by women Greg that ░░░░░░░░ true Speak about the ░░░░░░░░ All of them Greg ░░░░░░░░ the way I m ░░░░░░░░ chapter 13 It s ░░░░░░░░ there are aliens and ░░░░░░░░ live among us That ░░░░░░░░ pretty powerful I just ░░░░░░░░ that up Laughter I ░░░░░░░░ like it ooh I ░░░░░░░░ reading it I thought ░░░░░░░░ took that part out ░░░░░░░░ yes it s been ░░░░░░░░ So julie do your ░░░░░░░░ read Harry potter No ░░░░░░░░ are not a Harry ░░░░░░░░ family I never understood ░░░░░░░░ fascination of it But ░░░░░░░░ my kids are going ░░░░░░░░ play video game I ░░░░░░░░ t think the author ░░░░░░░░ creator of the video ░░░░░░░░ is going to make ░░░░░░░░ difference as to whether ░░░░░░░░ think they should be ░░░░░░░░ the video game But ░░░░░░░░ ve got to give ░░░░░░░░ to j k In ░░░░░░░░ she posted a series ░░░░░░░░ tweets arguing that transgender ░░░░░░░░ should not be counted ░░░░░░░░ women and this is ░░░░░░░░ quote if sex isn ░░░░░░░░ real the lived reality ░░░░░░░░ women globally is a ░░░░░░░░ Finally a woman who ░░░░░░░░ with me that sex ░░░░░░░░ t real I think ░░░░░░░░ got it backwards It ░░░░░░░░ real She saying it ░░░░░░░░ Let s go with ░░░░░░░░ It s not real ░░░░░░░░ means we are not ░░░░░░░░ at it Laughter That ░░░░░░░░ true At least that ░░░░░░░░ what his wife says ░░░░░░░░ where is this going ░░░░░░░░ this the fastest regret ░░░░░░░░ ve ever had I ░░░░░░░░ pretty sure I know ░░░░░░░░ you have the secretary ░░░░░░░░ state on the floor ░░░░░░░░ think I just figured ░░░░░░░░ out He s going ░░░░░░░░ make a code red ░░░░░░░░ I find it ironic ░░░░░░░░ your title is called ░░░░░░░░ give an inch and ░░░░░░░░ you ve given away ░░░░░░░░ many 20 inches A ░░░░░░░░ Greg see the weight ░░░░░░░░ connection This is why ░░░░░░░░ m sitting here and ░░░░░░░░ other people aren t ░░░░░░░░ s one of the ░░░░░░░░ In the pictures Greg ░░░░░░░░ you a fan of ░░░░░░░░ K Rowling You are ░░░░░░░░ weird kid you probably ░░░░░░░░ 20 years ago reading ░░░░░░░░ books That s why ░░░░░░░░ s so weird to ░░░░░░░░ that J K Rowling ░░░░░░░░ this conservative icon now ░░░░░░░░ my mom wouldn t ░░░░░░░░ me read Harry potter ░░░░░░░░ witchcraft and wizardry were ░░░░░░░░ the devil I m ░░░░░░░░ serious Imagine how easy ░░░░░░░░ was for me to ░░░░░░░░ in Laughs But now ░░░░░░░░ s a conservative icon ░░░░░░░░ the devil I feel ░░░░░░░░ I ve heard is ░░░░░░░░ conservative Like he s ░░░░░░░░ of a bad boy ░░░░░░░░ it s all kind ░░░░░░░░ slipped now and that ░░░░░░░░ why it s super ░░░░░░░░ interesting to me But ░░░░░░░░ potter some of the ░░░░░░░░ in this article I ░░░░░░░░ not handle It was ░░░░░░░░ LGBTQ community roiling over ░░░░░░░░ potter video game I ░░░░░░░░ t think that s ░░░░░░░░ I don t think ░░░░░░░░ s true Some of ░░░░░░░░ quotes in the article ░░░░░░░░ they are calling it ░░░░░░░░ crisis If you think ░░░░░░░░ the crisis boy do ░░░░░░░░ have some stories for ░░░░░░░░ Greg yes It must ░░░░░░░░ nice to have a ░░░░░░░░ where this is the ░░░░░░░░ problem you have Exactly ░░░░░░░░ you don t have ░░░░░░░░ in your family you ░░░░░░░░ not suffering from any ░░░░░░░░ issues You re allowed ░░░░░░░░ read Harry potter Greg ░░░░░░░░ How many of these ░░░░░░░░ people are actually outraged ░░░░░░░░ is this an attention ░░░░░░░░ device Their definition of ░░░░░░░░ this was probably I ░░░░░░░░ this would be a ░░░░░░░░ shakedown They would come ░░░░░░░░ her and they donate ░░░░░░░░ kinds of money to ░░░░░░░░ fund and their cause ░░░░░░░░ when she didn t ░░░░░░░░ we will cancel you ░░░░░░░░ of all she is ░░░░░░░░ I didn t read ░░░░░░░░ potter but I m ░░░░░░░░ all the books I ░░░░░░░░ getting paperback hardcover If ░░░░░░░░ is audio I m ░░░░░░░░ it The video game ░░░░░░░░ t look my speed ░░░░░░░░ it today on my ░░░░░░░░ So I am all ░░░░░░░░ 1000 Why Don t ░░░░░░░░ care for the folks ░░░░░░░░ but she was being ░░░░░░░░ normal adult women defending ░░░░░░░░ and defending feminism and ░░░░░░░░ successful that s not ░░░░░░░░ crime They try to ░░░░░░░░ these crimes to take ░░░░░░░░ down The kids are ░░░░░░░░ to keep buying the ░░░░░░░░ None of them are ░░░░░░░░ the book Like that ░░░░░░░░ the thing They are ░░░░░░░░ woke go broke How ░░░░░░░░ woke movies did you ░░░░░░░░ when they cannot None ░░░░░░░░ all failed miserably The ░░░░░░░░ woke scooby doo The ░░░░░░░░ cartoon debut in the ░░░░░░░░ of cartoons That means ░░░░░░░░ lost two and a ░░░░░░░░ took a piece of ░░░░░░░░ and went like this ░░░░░░░░ you saw the guy ░░░░░░░░ Greg laughs That cartoon ░░░░░░░░ the woke Greg that ░░░░░░░░ great Is that Thomas ░░░░░░░░ Whomever Hocus pocus kiss ░░░░░░░░ ass and enjoy your ░░░░░░░░ checks ma Applause Greg ░░░░░░░░ t it called velma ░░░░░░░░ new scooby doo cartoon ░░░░░░░░ knows what it s ░░░░░░░░ because nobody saw that ░░░░░░░░ It is velma I ░░░░░░░░ what it s called ░░░░░░░░ I knew that I ░░░░░░░░ t care honeyand elderberry ░░░░░░░░ that was cute No ░░░░░░░░ come even if you ░░░░░░░░ as boring as Mike ░░░░░░░░ I like him too ░░░░░░░░ lights and outcome of ░░░░░░░░ He informed Congress he ░░░░░░░░ classified documents from his ░░░░░░░░ as vp in his ░░░░░░░░ home earlier this month ░░░░░░░░ means his wife has ░░░░░░░░ seen them because there ░░░░░░░░ in the same room ░░░░░░░░ liked that joke Thank ░░░░░░░░ My goodness what is ░░░░░░░░ you people They don ░░░░░░░░ remember I thought it ░░░░░░░░ the worst thing is ░░░░░░░░ husband I ever heard ░░░░░░░░ my entire life I ░░░░░░░░ a lot of heat ░░░░░░░░ everybody Laughter Greg anyway ░░░░░░░░ that Trump Biden and ░░░░░░░░ have all admitted to ░░░░░░░░ classified stuff in their ░░░░░░░░ we might as well ░░░░░░░░ this guy too right ░░░░░░░░ we did but Barack ░░░░░░░░ spokesperson won t save ░░░░░░░░ s looking around his ░░░░░░░░ for classified docs too ░░░░░░░░ Fox News we have ░░░░░░░░ for you at this ░░░░░░░░ Exactly what my doctor ░░░░░░░░ office said after ObamaCare ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Of the question ░░░░░░░░ come have a look ░░░░░░░░ Obama s closet Perhaps ░░░░░░░░ the tan suit Or ░░░░░░░░ they take his boyhood ░░░░░░░░ in Kenya Laughter Can ░░░░░░░░ Kenya believe it Biden ░░░░░░░░ he has no regrets ░░░░░░░░ the searches that have ░░░░░░░░ yielded documents the White ░░░░░░░░ just keeps kicking the ░░░░░░░░ down the road like ░░░░░░░░ were trying to keep ░░░░░░░░ from drinking another coors ░░░░░░░░ Roll it derek President ░░░░░░░░ went to his house ░░░░░░░░ wilmington Was he doing ░░░░░░░░ I would refer you ░░░░░░░░ the White House counsel ░░░░░░░░ would refer you to ░░░░░░░░ White House counsel s ░░░░░░░░ I would refer you ░░░░░░░░ the White House counsel ░░░░░░░░ office I would refer ░░░░░░░░ to the White House ░░░░░░░░ s office I would ░░░░░░░░ you to the White ░░░░░░░░ counsel office Greg I ░░░░░░░░ like I m listening ░░░░░░░░ an old shirley temple ░░░░░░░░ that is skipping That ░░░░░░░░ I m trying to ░░░░░░░░ out that s where ░░░░░░░░ s from Anything to ░░░░░░░░ today Joe Everybody had ░░░░░░░░ I had some we ░░░░░░░░ Trump had some Pence ░░░░░░░░ some and I m ░░░░░░░░ Obama has got a ░░░░░░░░ of documents out there ░░░░░░░░ the island And they ░░░░░░░░ got them in the ░░░░░░░░ dangerous place of all ░░░░░░░░ right here So they ░░░░░░░░ all guilty Except me ░░░░░░░░ know why right I ░░░░░░░░ t remember anything Applause ░░░░░░░░ the story is so ░░░░░░░░ because all of this ░░░░░░░░ happening back to back ░░░░░░░░ August it was Trump ░░░░░░░░ this Biden thing It ░░░░░░░░ almost like a case ░░░░░░░░ of how the media ░░░░░░░░ a story when it ░░░░░░░░ to their side You ░░░░░░░░ quickly compare it The ░░░░░░░░ thing looks totally over ░░░░░░░░ top and crazy the ░░░░░░░░ they reacted to these ░░░░░░░░ things What do you ░░░░░░░░ I thought you were ░░░░░░░░ to ask about how ░░░░░░░░ documents I had in ░░░░░░░░ garage There is none ░░░░░░░░ it s filled with ░░░░░░░░ Greg laughs It s ░░░░░░░░ of a rorschach test ░░░░░░░░ see how you respond ░░░░░░░░ your team has these ░░░░░░░░ My theory is and ░░░░░░░░ lot of these things ░░░░░░░░ should do our best ░░░░░░░░ keep them where they ░░░░░░░░ supposed to be Clearly ░░░░░░░░ of these got away ░░░░░░░░ we need to get ░░░░░░░░ back Greg are we ░░░░░░░░ classifying things Undoubtedly Undoubtedly ░░░░░░░░ of what s classified ░░░░░░░░ turn out if you ░░░░░░░░ it it wouldn t ░░░░░░░░ the t whole world ░░░░░░░░ put anyone s life ░░░░░░░░ risk Then s the ░░░░░░░░ and he should do ░░░░░░░░ best to play by ░░░░░░░░ By the way if ░░░░░░░░ make a mistake and ░░░░░░░░ it wrong you should ░░░░░░░░ that You re the ░░░░░░░░ of the United States ░░░░░░░░ goodness sake Greg but ░░░░░░░░ m real mad at ░░░░░░░░ tyrus Just had to ░░░░░░░░ it look better for ░░░░░░░░ No he didn t ░░░░░░░░ he did not I ░░░░░░░░ willing to bet it ░░░░░░░░ Washington D C classified ░░░░░░░░ Laughter I think Mike ░░░░░░░░ is probably nice to ░░░░░░░░ fault That s actually ░░░░░░░░ And he literally said ░░░░░░░░ the office for anything ░░░░░░░░ there is this one ░░░░░░░░ that says classified the ░░░░░░░░ ended in I ll ░░░░░░░░ myself in That s ░░░░░░░░ Pence That makes things ░░░░░░░░ then to sometimes one ░░░░░░░░ my roles here is ░░░░░░░░ smarten you up In ░░░░░░░░ African American community when ░░░░░░░░ leave a job we ░░░░░░░░ t taking bleep with ░░░░░░░░ We out Not even ░░░░░░░░ curtains Leave it I ░░░░░░░░ gone It s never ░░░░░░░░ because we think if ░░░░░░░░ take it they re ░░░░░░░░ to try to come ░░░░░░░░ it so we just ░░░░░░░░ it Greg like your ░░░░░░░░ Come get it So ░░░░░░░░ s clean and of ░░░░░░░░ president and Carter they ░░░░░░░░ t even have paper ░░░░░░░░ then so there s ░░░░░░░░ there All those people ░░░░░░░░ Trump Obama none of ░░░░░░░░ had a child making ░░░░░░░░ during that time with ░░░░░░░░ entities So it s ░░░░░░░░ different And none of ░░░░░░░░ hid things like a ░░░░░░░░ would They are they ░░░░░░░░ they are So it ░░░░░░░░ all completely different You ░░░░░░░░ what sweet ol Mike ░░░░░░░░ good for him His ░░░░░░░░ be the first one ░░░░░░░░ get to read I ░░░░░░░░ it s going to ░░░░░░░░ like Turkey sandwiches on ░░░░░░░░ menu of the White ░░░░░░░░ I will 1000 that ░░░░░░░░ who wants to do ░░░░░░░░ Poor sweet Mike Pence ░░░░░░░░ no I feel like ░░░░░░░░ is missing such a ░░░░░░░░ thing about the documents ░░░░░░░░ Mike Pence s house ░░░░░░░░ really What Mike Pence ░░░░░░░░ house Look at that ░░░░░░░░ Greg it s a ░░░░░░░░ house isn t it ░░░░░░░░ feel like I ve ░░░░░░░░ to try this god ░░░░░░░░ That man has been ░░░░░░░░ Greg it is a ░░░░░░░░ house It s a ░░░░░░░░ house Greg if you ░░░░░░░░ an aerial view of ░░░░░░░░ I lived it would ░░░░░░░░ feel like I would ░░░░░░░░ in and never come ░░░░░░░░ because I don t ░░░░░░░░ how Greg you ve ░░░░░░░░ been in a big ░░░░░░░░ before You ve been ░░░░░░░░ the big house I ░░░░░░░░ actually never been to ░░░░░░░░ not to brag I ░░░░░░░░ no idea You said ░░░░░░░░ poor little Mike Pence ░░░░░░░░ s so shy If ░░░░░░░░ had a house like ░░░░░░░░ I d be such ░░░░░░░░ jerk It s not ░░░░░░░░ house It s her ░░░░░░░░ Well Any married man ░░░░░░░░ that Greg yes You ░░░░░░░░ do Greg julie you ░░░░░░░░ been following this story ░░░░░░░░ and covering it for ░░░░░░░░ News breaking a lot ░░░░░░░░ the big stories Congratulations ░░░░░░░░ I m a journalist ░░░░░░░░ you do a lot ░░░░░░░░ journalizing According to the ░░░░░░░░ act they are supposed ░░░░░░░░ report all documents to ░░░░░░░░ national archives That s ░░░░░░░░ having multiple skeletons in ░░░░░░░░ closet Normally I like ░░░░░░░░ keep my skeletons in ░░░░░░░░ closet In Biden s ░░░░░░░░ he s kept them ░░░░░░░░ five different closets so ░░░░░░░░ national archives is supposed ░░░░░░░░ basically turn this information ░░░░░░░░ and Biden did turn ░░░░░░░░ over hoping they d ░░░░░░░░ it under the rug ░░░░░░░░ national archives haven t ░░░░░░░░ a thing on this ░░░░░░░░ s what I think ░░░░░░░░ very interesting that they ░░░░░░░░ remained mum on this ░░░░░░░░ it comes to comparing ░░░░░░░░ Trump documents and the ░░░░░░░░ documents So there is ░░░░░░░░ to be said there ░░░░░░░░ the national archives not ░░░░░░░░ up on this matter ░░░░░░░░ think there s a ░░░░░░░░ more that we are ░░░░░░░░ to hear and is ░░░░░░░░ to be many more ░░░░░░░░ 30 documents they re ░░░░░░░░ to uncover Greg I ░░░░░░░░ excited I m very ░░░░░░░░ It s going to ░░░░░░░░ a fun document spring ░░░░░░░░ s going to be ░░░░░░░░ spring of documents I ░░░░░░░░ t know I don ░░░░░░░░ care even if they ░░░░░░░░ t find anything they ░░░░░░░░ everybody through the wringer ░░░░░░░░ the Trump stuff so ░░░░░░░░ deserve it I am ░░░░░░░░ petty person You are ░░░░░░░░ I don t normally ░░░░░░░░ his pettiness but in ░░░░░░░░ situation I do It ░░░░░░░░ a regular guy accidentally ░░░░░░░░ his folder had a ░░░░░░░░ document he would go ░░░░░░░░ jail Special counsels all ░░░░░░░░ Greg exactly that s ░░░░░░░░ you have to do ░░░░░░░░ greg welcome back Some ░░░░░░░░ nut wants to rename ░░░░░░░░ tut They are getting ░░░░░░░░ tummies when you use ░░░░░░░░ word mummies Museums in ░░░░░░░░ Britain are using the ░░░░░░░░ mummified person or mummified ░░░░░░░░ instead of mummy because ░░░░░░░░ s offensive and doesn ░░░░░░░░ focus on the real ░░░░░░░░ who once was alive ░░░░░░░░ the term mummy undermines ░░░░░░░░ humanity of the corpse ░░░░░░░░ legends of the mummy ░░░░░░░░ curse A museum of ░░░░░░░░ spokesmen added they are ░░░░░░░░ their collections in general ░░░░░░░░ of past imperial and ░░░░░░░░ thinking and racial and ░░░░░░░░ understandings of the world ░░░░░░░░ now Indiana Jones is ░░░░░░░░ No surprise they already ░░░░░░░░ spielberg apologizing to sharks ░░░░░░░░ s next So you ░░░░░░░░ t say mummy anymore ░░░░░░░░ like you can t ░░░░░░░░ mommy If you find ░░░░░░░░ dead egyptian mom in ░░░░░░░░ tomb make sure to ░░░░░░░░ it mummified birthing person ░░░░░░░░ I prefer Nancy Applause ░░░░░░░░ people Don t clap ░░░░░░░░ that garbage Can t ░░░░░░░░ a joke about Mike ░░░░░░░░ but Nancy is free ░░░░░░░░ Tyrus he told me ░░░░░░░░ loved the story No ░░░░░░░░ did not That s ░░░░░░░░ news I hate this ░░░░░░░░ because no one is ░░░░░░░░ stupid If this was ░░░░░░░░ child I would just ░░░░░░░░ at him and be ░░░░░░░░ there s no way ░░░░░░░░ s no way you ░░░░░░░░ from my loins Your ░░░░░░░░ s divorce do you ░░░░░░░░ There s no way ░░░░░░░░ are the stupid Greg ░░░░░░░░ guess in England it ░░░░░░░░ because they say mum ░░░░░░░░ lot That could be ░░░░░░░░ confusing part Which has ░░░░░░░░ to do with mummy ░░░░░░░░ mummification Greg we should ░░░░░░░░ calling museums muzzies just ░░░░░░░░ piss them off We ░░░░░░░░ call the museums because ░░░░░░░░ are museums Greg he ░░░░░░░░ getting mad at me ░░░░░░░░ they want us to ░░░░░░░░ the feelings of mummies ░░░░░░░░ I seem to remember ░░░░░░░░ my history books that ░░░░░░░░ where it really good ░░░░░░░░ They were emperors or ░░░░░░░░ and they were buried ░░░░░░░░ people who are alive ░░░░░░░░ had to watch over ░░░░░░░░ in case they came ░░░░░░░░ to life and they ░░░░░░░░ always clinging to the ░░░░░░░░ of coming back and ░░░░░░░░ had slaves and stuff ░░░░░░░░ are we worried about ░░░░░░░░ feelings There also dead ░░░░░░░░ do we care about ░░░░░░░░ feelings I m like ░░░░░░░░ with people who are ░░░░░░░░ Greg that s true ░░░░░░░░ you re not breathing ░░░░░░░░ don t give a ░░░░░░░░ I would say the ░░░░░░░░ mummy mummification thing if ░░░░░░░░ ve been to a ░░░░░░░░ museum you should know ░░░░░░░░ are a person And ░░░░░░░░ hollowing costumes like they ░░░░░░░░ afraid it s going ░░░░░░░░ affect pop culture I ░░░░░░░░ t remember the last ░░░░░░░░ mummies were even in ░░░░░░░░ culture Who cares Come ░░░░░░░░ you see kids wrapped ░░░░░░░░ tissue papers They are ░░░░░░░░ but I think they ░░░░░░░░ it s not a ░░░░░░░░ wrapped in toilet paper ░░░░░░░░ never wrapped myself in ░░░░░░░░ paper never Greg why ░░░░░░░░ During the pandemic I ░░░░░░░░ wiping with paper towel ░░░░░░░░ Laughter There was a ░░░░░░░░ Greg thank you I ░░░░░░░░ have gone all night ░░░░░░░░ knowing that The night ░░░░░░░░ young Mike I m ░░░░░░░░ done You ve both ░░░░░░░░ f bombs I feel ░░░░░░░░ I ve got to ░░░░░░░░ to it Greg someone ░░░░░░░░ it another person has ░░░░░░░░ do it and all ░░░░░░░░ the sudden everyone is ░░░░░░░░ Ii don t know ░░░░░░░░ s a couple in ░░░░░░░░ book Those will be ░░░░░░░░ He is totally a ░░░░░░░░ He is on good ░░░░░░░░ They bleep it out ░░░░░░░░ let it fly Mike ░░░░░░░░ good Greg have you ░░░░░░░░ seen a money They ░░░░░░░░ t even have them ░░░░░░░░ museums anywhere I ve ░░░░░░░░ going to a lot ░░░░░░░░ museums It s a ░░░░░░░░ January Laughter I ve ░░░░░░░░ been to so many ░░░░░░░░ in my life No ░░░░░░░░ was pretty cool I ░░░░░░░░ a guy tell a ░░░░░░░░ he was also seeing ░░░░░░░░ people in line at ░░░░░░░░ planetarium Shut up He ░░░░░░░░ that moment Oh my ░░░░░░░░ That s amazing I ░░░░░░░░ glad I was for ░░░░░░░░ there for her a ░░░░░░░░ stranger in line So ░░░░░░░░ I have But this ░░░░░░░░ no sense They are ░░░░░░░░ writing this stuff like ░░░░░░░░ it s not mummy ░░░░░░░░ mummified person They are ░░░░░░░░ that because they have ░░░░░░░░ friends because they say ░░░░░░░░ like that Can you ░░░░░░░░ anyone saying that to ░░░░░░░░ in every speaking to ░░░░░░░░ person again Greg you ░░░░░░░░ t They are people ░░░░░░░░ are not around other ░░░░░░░░ They are just like ░░░░░░░░ mummies they are trying ░░░░░░░░ protect They are isolated ░░░░░░░░ and repulsive All right ░░░░░░░░ Pompeo what say you ░░░░░░░░ mummy I want to ░░░░░░░░ more about the planetary ░░░░░░░░ The guy is holding ░░░░░░░░ close and he chooses ░░░░░░░░ moment I m going ░░░░░░░░ dates and she pulled ░░░░░░░░ Did she go into ░░░░░░░░ It s crazy I ░░░░░░░░ t know I feel ░░░░░░░░ she could do better ░░░░░░░░ maybe she can t ░░░░░░░░ s even worse He ░░░░░░░░ was Greg way to ░░░░░░░░ a whole topic I ░░░░░░░░ got nothing Greg who ░░░░░░░░ JFK Commercial break Laughter ░░░░░░░░ there you go What ░░░░░░░░ the aliens I did ░░░░░░░░ to read the UFO ░░░░░░░░ Greg anything good We ░░░░░░░░ bigger problems Laughs That ░░░░░░░░ not true You don ░░░░░░░░ think we have bigger ░░░░░░░░ Than aliens It depends ░░░░░░░░ nice they are Greg ░░░░░░░░ they tasty Can we ░░░░░░░░ them I think that ░░░░░░░░ be a bad idea ░░░░░░░░ speaking Spew and you ░░░░░░░░ their existence He s ░░░░░░░░ that we have visitors ░░░░░░░░ not eat them I ░░░░░░░░ that s pretty basic ░░░░░░░░ t give them the ░░░░░░░░ and don t shoot ░░░░░░░░ Greg no no no ░░░░░░░░ already eat earthlings Who ░░░░░░░░ we Spewing pigs and ░░░░░░░░ are earthlings Let s ░░░░░░░░ martians You got me ░░░░░░░░ admit to classified information ░░░░░░░░ this show Laughter Greg ░░░░░░░░ you are saying they ░░░░░░░░ you don t want ░░░░░░░░ eat them They are ░░░░░░░░ Greg are they How ░░░░░░░░ we know that Tucker ░░░░░░░░ Where have you been ░░░░░░░░ Applause Greg something tells ░░░░░░░░ that the government has ░░░░░░░░ feeding aliens to people ░░░░░░░░ they have been dying ░░░░░░░░ is definitely a Tucker ░░░░░░░░ Laughter The mutilations that ░░░░░░░░ nothing Call fox nation ░░░░░░░░ ve got a Greg ░░░░░░░░ look makes them nervous ░░░░░░░░ he has trouble getting ░░░░░░░░ A tattooed alien s ░░░░░░░░ whining that he can ░░░░░░░░ outdoor dining a33 year ░░░░░░░░ French guy aren t ░░░░░░░░ all Says restaurants discriminate ░░░░░░░░ him because he is ░░░░░░░░ with tattoos And also ░░░░░░░░ removed his ears nostrils ░░░░░░░░ a few of his ░░░░░░░░ Audience reacts He has ░░░░░░░░ sharpened and stayed till ░░░░░░░░ teeth making him look ░░░░░░░░ an evil alien probably ░░░░░░░░ edible from outer space ░░░░░░░░ how far a man ░░░░░░░░ go to hide that ░░░░░░░░ s French Laughter Applause ░░░░░░░░ name is Anthony speefifteen ░░░░░░░░ most people call him ░░░░░░░░ the bleep is that ░░░░░░░░ He says he s ░░░░░░░░ done modify himself He ░░░░░░░░ not done modify himself ░░░░░░░░ he would love to ░░░░░░░░ off a leg it ░░░░░░░░ something really hard because ░░░░░░░░ have a healthy leg ░░░░░░░░ an amputation is something ░░░░░░░░ Well not if you ░░░░░░░░ fish blood on and ░░░░░░░░ surfing you coward Start ░░░░░░░░ the head first But ░░░░░░░░ says he gains confidence ░░░░░░░░ people tell him the ░░░░░░░░ he looks make them ░░░░░░░░ more secure with themselves ░░░░░░░░ way people feel secure ░░░░░░░░ their careers after they ░░░░░░░░ out with kilmeade Unnecessary ░░░░░░░░ there s no telling ░░░░░░░░ will happen to his ░░░░░░░░ when he realizes that ░░░░░░░░ actually an insult Wow ░░░░░░░░ are so repulsive that ░░░░░░░░ feel better about being ░░░░░░░░ regular ugly So who ░░░░░░░░ he kidding He has ░░░░░░░░ friends or they would ░░░░░░░░ stopped this Madness years ░░░░░░░░ In the meantime he ░░░░░░░░ he s happy here ░░░░░░░░ earth especially since no ░░░░░░░░ planet will take him ░░░░░░░░ are saying to me ░░░░░░░░ the break Kat you ░░░░░░░░ wouldn t date him ░░░░░░░░ Greg you wouldn t ░░░░░░░░ him at all I ░░░░░░░░ t Greg why are ░░░░░░░░ racist Is it because ░░░░░░░░ s black No I ░░░░░░░░ t date a French ░░░░░░░░ Laughter and applause Why ░░░░░░░░ he got to say ░░░░░░░░ I m just a ░░░░░░░░ guy with the family ░░░░░░░░ you don t have ░░░░░░░░ family Charles Manson had ░░░░░░░░ family paid he had ░░░░░░░░ big family It does ░░░░░░░░ he was a normal ░░░░░░░░ Greg he wasn t ░░░░░░░░ you are not employable ░░░░░░░░ at hot topic you ░░░░░░░░ be promoted quickly Right ░░░░░░░░ manager the day you ░░░░░░░░ in But there is ░░░░░░░░ deeply wrong with you ░░░░░░░░ if you are happy ░░░░░░░░ s fine but also ░░░░░░░░ it doesn t make ░░░░░░░░ want to eat Greg ░░░░░░░░ can do whatever you ░░░░░░░░ to yourself but you ░░░░░░░░ a burden to others ░░░░░░░░ we have to look ░░░░░░░░ you I want to ░░░░░░░░ sitting at that cafe ░░░░░░░░ my kids having to ░░░░░░░░ at you You made ░░░░░░░░ personal choices It s ░░░░░░░░ up to us to ░░░░░░░░ your personal choices Right ░░░░░░░░ restaurants don t have ░░░░░░░░ abide by your stupid ░░░░░░░░ ill decisions julie Laughter ░░░░░░░░ My kids talk to ░░░░░░░░ like that all the ░░░░░░░░ Greg laughs I think ░░░░░░░░ guys are being a ░░░░░░░░ hard on him He ░░░░░░░░ a great physique Look ░░░░░░░░ s in shape He ░░░░░░░░ abs or a chest ░░░░░░░░ all that Greg boy ░░░░░░░░ are lonely Laughter Oh ░░░░░░░░ god is it that ░░░░░░░░ He s French I ░░░░░░░░ Long story I would ░░░░░░░░ they say not to ░░░░░░░░ a book by its ░░░░░░░░ I would say judge ░░░░░░░░ you want when it ░░░░░░░░ to this guy If ░░░░░░░░ was working at a ░░░░░░░░ and he walked in ░░░░░░░░ would hide under the ░░░░░░░░ So I don t ░░░░░░░░ people for wanting to ░░░░░░░░ away from him But ░░░░░░░░ will say once again ░░░░░░░░ think he has a ░░░░░░░░ body Greg you know ░░░░░░░░ That is the silver ░░░░░░░░ that isn t tattooed ░░░░░░░░ his body It will ░░░░░░░░ When I look at ░░░░░░░░ I go this is ░░░░░░░░ person who has no ░░░░░░░░ friend who says hey ░░░░░░░░ pull back Laughter I ░░░░░░░░ have no judgment on ░░░░░░░░ body Laughter It s ░░░░░░░░ good And thanks for ░░░░░░░░ we haven t done ░░░░░░░░ Mike Pence joke On ░░░░░░░░ of the vice president ░░░░░░░░ friend thank you Greg ░░░░░░░░ don t think this ░░░░░░░░ would have any classified ░░░░░░░░ He is classified Greg ░░░░░░░░ I wonder tyrus do ░░░░░░░░ hang out with freaks ░░░░░░░░ is it like when ░░░░░░░░ group of people have ░░░░░░░░ person you know what ░░░░░░░░ mean Laughter Hear me ░░░░░░░░ And every TV show ░░░░░░░░ is a white group ░░░░░░░░ one black guy right ░░░░░░░░ a freak are they ░░░░░░░░ by normal people Or ░░░░░░░░ the freaks together I ░░░░░░░░ t let bleep fly ░░░░░░░░ He s calling me ░░░░░░░░ freak He is like ░░░░░░░░ people hang around you ░░░░░░░░ people seek me out ░░░░░░░░ I go He doesn ░░░░░░░░ have friends Black aliens ░░░░░░░░ they didn t pick ░░░░░░░░ up What the hell ░░░░░░░░ does everybody always want ░░░░░░░░ be black You are ░░░░░░░░ crazy white frenchman with ░░░░░░░░ bad tattoos and I ░░░░░░░░ something about tattoos Like ░░░░░░░░ is black You cut ░░░░░░░░ lips and your nose ░░░░░░░░ Oh they got scared ░░░░░░░░ have different noses it ░░░░░░░░ okay We can talk ░░░░░░░░ it There s nothing ░░░░░░░░ him that s black ░░░░░░░░ There s nothing about ░░░░░░░░ that s white either ░░░░░░░░ that I look at ░░░░░░░░ He cut his nose ░░░░░░░░ Period Greg to spite ░░░░░░░░ face Laughter You know ░░░░░░░░ s funny about this ░░░░░░░░ There is a bigger ░░░░░░░░ here There s a ░░░░░░░░ of people in this ░░░░░░░░ if they lived in ░░░░░░░░ own little village they ░░░░░░░░ just be the town ░░░░░░░░ but the internet has ░░░░░░░░ able to connect all ░░░░░░░░ weirdos You can t ░░░░░░░░ a job anymore at ░░░░░░░░ carnival We had the ░░░░░░░░ guy He was tattooed ░░░░░░░░ and he cut his ░░░░░░░░ and he was the ░░░░░░░░ man But no one ░░░░░░░░ to carnivals anymore They ░░░░░░░░ to Twitter So you ░░░░░░░░ When s the last ░░░░░░░░ you ve been to ░░░░░░░░ carnival Last summer Greg ░░░░░░░░ work in the carnival ░░░░░░░░ That explains the attraction ░░░░░░░░ you can t be ░░░░░░░░ bearded lady anymore But ░░░░░░░░ look great Thank you ░░░░░░░░ medicines are working Laughter ░░░░░░░░ up next if you ░░░░░░░░ Greg a story in ░░░░░░░░ words Mike s new ░░░░░░░░ puzzles me First question ░░░░░░░░ have to ask you ░░░░░░░░ never give an inch ░░░░░░░░ are you talking about ░░░░░░░░ give an inch to ░░░░░░░░ Any bad guys How ░░░░░░░░ that Greg that s ░░░░░░░░ good Are you talking ░░░░░░░░ other countries I am ░░░░░░░░ torn between talking about ░░░░░░░░ and evil and then ░░░░░░░░ like I started reading ░░░░░░░░ cognitive empathy trying to ░░░░░░░░ able to understand the ░░░░░░░░ What are their interests ░░░░░░░░ if you do that ░░░░░░░░ will say you are ░░░░░░░░ sympathizer It s a ░░░░░░░░ nasty world out there ░░░░░░░░ got to be pretty ░░░░░░░░ Greg with your feeling ░░░░░░░░ days about Ukraine Let ░░░░░░░░ rephrase that Are we ░░░░░░░░ a war with Russia ░░░░░░░░ Ukraine is our instrument ░░░░░░░░ don t think so ░░░░░░░░ think Putin may think ░░░░░░░░ are but I don ░░░░░░░░ think that s the ░░░░░░░░ Greg I kind of ░░░░░░░░ that way because we ░░░░░░░░ been running hot and ░░░░░░░░ with them for so ░░░░░░░░ But he did invade ░░░░░░░░ I mean Killing lots ░░░░░░░░ little kids Not good ░░░░░░░░ exactly What did you ░░░░░░░░ of Zelenskyy thinking you ░░░░░░░░ he think JPMorgan Goldman ░░░░░░░░ black rock That was ░░░░░░░░ I spent some time ░░░░░░░░ Zelenskyy I m surprised ░░░░░░░░ s pretty bold I ░░░░░░░░ him credit for that ░░░░░░░░ of problems in Ukraine ░░░░░░░░ of corruption They are ░░░░░░░░ there is no doubt ░░░░░░░░ that Greg that s ░░░░░░░░ thing they are fighting ░░░░░░░░ the country All that ░░░░░░░░ stuff kind of goes ░░░░░░░░ But there is we ░░░░░░░░ have to follow the ░░░░░░░░ When it s going ░░░░░░░░ Ukraine Watch every book ░░░░░░░░ s likely to end ░░░░░░░░ in Hunter s hot ░░░░░░░░ Laughter And then you ░░░░░░░░ to disinfect it What ░░░░░░░░ you looking at I ░░░░░░░░ just looking at you ░░░░░░░░ you miss Trump What ░░░░░░░░ it like working with ░░░░░░░░ I talked to him ░░░░░░░░ on and I ve ░░░░░░░░ got the sense that ░░░░░░░░ s always good to ░░░░░░░░ on a friendly basis ░░░░░░░░ him but don t ░░░░░░░░ too close because you ░░░░░░░░ t want to be ░░░░░░░░ target of like anger ░░░░░░░░ was it like it ░░░░░░░░ you see the pictures ░░░░░░░░ me after those four ░░░░░░░░ Laughter I think that ░░░░░░░░ your question Greg how ░░░░░░░░ you lose your weight ░░░░░░░░ stopped eating everything I ░░░░░░░░ Greg okay let me ░░░░░░░░ you this Laughter That ░░░░░░░░ how it goes down ░░░░░░░░ You answer that so ░░░░░░░░ too I can still ░░░░░░░░ the bread in the ░░░░░░░░ Greg how do you ░░░░░░░░ up in the morning ░░░░░░░░ know then basically did ░░░░░░░░ do kind of an ░░░░░░░░ diet I did the ░░░░░░░░ diet I just stopped ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Seriously no bread ░░░░░░░░ pasta That s what ░░░░░░░░ ate Chicken vegetables But ░░░░░░░░ didn t give an ░░░░░░░░ Greg what is that ░░░░░░░░ everyone is doing Ozempic ░░░░░░░░ I could do a ░░░░░░░░ cut sign me up ░░░░░░░░ I would do ozempic ░░░░░░░░ diabetics can t get ░░░░░░░░ drug because everyone in ░░░░░░░░ is pumping it It ░░░░░░░░ a needle So you ░░░░░░░░ not popping it Greg ░░░░░░░░ s a needle I ░░░░░░░░ t read the stories ░░░░░░░░ asked a question about ░░░░░░░░ Korea No go for ░░░░░░░░ weight loss thing I ░░░░░░░░ the answer to that ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Greg it turned ░░░░░░░░ pretty cool I was ░░░░░░░░ this is crazy and ░░░░░░░░ it works out How ░░░░░░░░ you when it happened ░░░░░░░░ was pretty cool My ░░░░░░░░ trip especially It was ░░░░░░░░ clandestine trip It is ░░░░░░░░ only thing that didn ░░░░░░░░ leak in four years ░░░░░░░░ Washington And here with ░░░░░░░░ guy he s pretty ░░░░░░░░ A little guy kind ░░░░░░░░ sweaty Laughter Greg him ░░░░░░░░ I would get along ░░░░░░░░ I taller than him ░░░░░░░░ Laughter No Greg why ░░░░░░░░ you applauding that Oh ░░░░░░░░ t make fun of ░░░░░░░░ but make fun of ░░░░░░░░ s height What advice ░░░░░░░░ you have for men ░░░░░░░░ greg who don t ░░░░░░░░ an inch to give ░░░░░░░░ and applause We are ░░░░░░░░ to miss her Greg ░░░░░░░░ love that joke but ░░░░░░░░ won t be back ░░░░░░░░ I assume you re ░░░░░░░░ going to answer that ░░░░░░░░ you running for president ░░░░░░░░ don t know Come ░░░░░░░░ Greg that s a ░░░░░░░░ We are thinking about ░░░░░░░░ Greg I m going ░░░░░░░░ give out three names ░░░░░░░░ you tell me which ░░░░░░░░ killed JFK Okay Greg ░░░░░░░░ Davis jr Very unlikely ░░░░░░░░ phyllis diller No No ░░░░░░░░ Laughter I ve got ░░░░░░░░ make it exciting I ░░░░░░░░ going with phyllis diller ░░░░░░░░ Greg could have said ░░░░░░░░ aliens did it and ░░░░░░░░ would have blown my ░░░░░░░░ It was that guy ░░░░░░░░ the tattoos Sure blame ░░░░░░░░ on the black