Gutfeld Mocks Stanford’s Language Guide: I Prefer Using ‘Stanford’ than Saying ‘Stupid’

RUSH TRANSCRIPT So let ░░░░░░░░ talk about language On ░░░░░░░░ Stanford University the poor ░░░░░░░░ s chico state published ░░░░░░░░ language guy which quote ░░░░░░░░ to eliminate harmless float ░░░░░░░░ including graceful and biased ░░░░░░░░ and Stanford websites and ░░░░░░░░ Of course they ignored ░░░░░░░░ most harmful world of ░░░░░░░░ your tuition for this ░░░░░░░░ be 60 grand a ░░░░░░░░ The bad words came ░░░░░░░░ force categories like a ░░░░░░░░ culpably appropriated improvised language ░░░░░░░░ institutionalized racism Thankfully there ░░░░░░░░ nothing in there about ░░░░░░░░ knock jokes Like this ░░░░░░░░ Knock knock su Stanford ░░░░░░░░ and applause Laughter So ░░░░░░░░ s one thing Under ░░░░░░░░ ablest category instead of ░░░░░░░░ basket case saying nervous ░░░░░░░░ basket case once referred ░░░░░░░░ a limbless person who ░░░░░░░░ be carried around in ░░░░░░░░ basket I did not ░░░░░░░░ that and I see ░░░░░░░░ as a basket case ░░░░░░░░ since I commuted one ░░░░░░░░ Bill Hemmer s bicycle ░░░░░░░░ of walking our say ░░░░░░░░ I was to be ░░░░░░░░ inclusive to those with ░░░░░░░░ Of course they didn ░░░░░░░░ factor in this man ░░░░░░░░ feelings Get it Walk ░░░░░░░░ Thank you Under imprecise ░░░░░░░░ instead of using the ░░░░░░░░ American say U S ░░░░░░░░ That is because American ░░░░░░░░ the U S is ░░░░░░░░ most important country in ░░░░░░░░ Americans When we all ░░░░░░░░ it s really Canada ░░░░░░░░ U S citizens then ░░░░░░░░ be improvised by the ░░░░░░░░ night and is done ░░░░░░░░ the people in America ░░░░░░░░ t be one Oh ░░░░░░░░ red meat Yummy Instead ░░░░░░░░ Karen used demanding or ░░░░░░░░ white woman That s ░░░░░░░░ But isn t using ░░░░░░░░ a new form of ░░░░░░░░ racism Racism Imagine if ░░░░░░░░ was work reverse instead ░░░░░░░░ same magazine you would ░░░░░░░░ demanding and entitled white ░░░░░░░░ woman You beat cancel ░░░░░░░░ than a Chris Wallace ░░░░░░░░ show Don t see ░░░░░░░░ Say heterosexual because it ░░░░░░░░ that anyone is is ░░░░░░░░ And therefore not normal ░░░░░░░░ if they have peyronie ░░░░░░░░ disease I never should ░░░░░░░░ tried to hop that ░░░░░░░░ hydrant in 1989 But ░░░░░░░░ of great drugs They ░░░░░░░░ that commercials on fox ░░░░░░░░ the time they showed ░░░░░░░░ banana but they don ░░░░░░░░ know what I m ░░░░░░░░ about It s a ░░░░░░░░ banana It secure it ░░░░░░░░ has already bent They ░░░░░░░░ to swap peanut gallery ░░░░░░░░ audience Or hecklers A ░░░░░░░░ asked instead because the ░░░░░░░░ refers to cheap sheets ░░░░░░░░ theater where black people ░░░░░░░░ during the broadview area ░░░░░░░░ s true but George ░░░░░░░░ carver also made a ░░░░░░░░ popular and worldwide But ░░░░░░░░ Stanford thank you for ░░░░░░░░ up something that most ░░░░░░░░ and white people didn ░░░░░░░░ even know was racist ░░░░░░░░ then giving us something ░░░░░░░░ fight about 90 years ░░░░░░░░ thank you so much ░░░░░░░░ s okay Cheers and ░░░░░░░░ I do not need ░░░░░░░░ applause I am healthy ░░░░░░░░ not say salt say ░░░░░░░░ or criminal because that ░░░░░░░░ races and thugs have ░░░░░░░░ even as a monk ░░░░░░░░ Let s just start ░░░░░░░░ them gentlemen Did you ░░░░░░░░ that gentleman sucker punch ░░░░░░░░ 80 year old Asian ░░░░░░░░ I hope that gentleman ░░░░░░░░ not take advantage of ░░░░░░░░ person again once they ░░░░░░░░ them all Deacs are ░░░░░░░░ happy now Stanford And ░░░░░░░░ no more brown bad ░░░░░░░░ say lunch and learn ░░░░░░░░ now you cannot crawl ░░░░░░░░ face brown like a ░░░░░░░░ her suitor your hair ░░░░░░░░ I have to refer ░░░░░░░░ my shoes as lunch ░░░░░░░░ Which which they are ░░░░░░░░ I get too drunk ░░░░░░░░ want to have hefty ░░░░░░░░ have to change the ░░░░░░░░ of the bags Hefty ░░░░░░░░ may think about who ░░░░░░░░ offense Hefty hefty hefty ░░░░░░░░ that black sheep is ░░░░░░░░ to be replaced by ░░░░░░░░ outcast Which is great ░░░░░░░░ you re in the ░░░░░░░░ It s less embarrassing ░░░░░░░░ say that you are ░░░░░░░░ an outcast Also you ░░░░░░░░ to replace gangbusters to ░░░░░░░░ very successful became eamon ░░░░░░░░ 13 need a safe ░░░░░░░░ And instead of calling ░░░░░░░░ chief why not just ░░░░░░░░ their name So I ░░░░░░░░ saying how he do ░░░░░░░░ just say hello ms ░░░░░░░░ ms Warren Cheers and ░░░░░░░░ Probably should and they ░░░░░░░░ but I will not ░░░░░░░░ are not supposed to ░░░░░░░░ preferred pronouns it is ░░░░░░░░ pronounce because preferred implies ░░░░░░░░ nonbinary genders is a ░░░░░░░░ So now it is ░░░░░░░░ a preference so we ░░░░░░░░ now back being to ░░░░░░░░ that way But that ░░░░░░░░ you re born that ░░░░░░░░ why would you use ░░░░░░░░ to undo how you ░░░░░░░░ physically and healthily born ░░░░░░░░ least he can see ░░░░░░░░ biology with your eyes ░░░░░░░░ m thinking the pronoun ░░░░░░░░ whoever made these rules ░░░░░░░░ dumb dumb Instead of ░░░░░░░░ you say both a ░░░░░░░░ taker How ironic is ░░░░░░░░ changing that is exactly ░░░░░░░░ opposite of being bold ░░░░░░░░ is language castration And ░░░░░░░░ is now the place ░░░░░░░░ unix Finally another word ░░░░░░░░ is not locked Is ░░░░░░░░ Instead say boring or ░░░░░░░░ But I prefer saying ░░░░░░░░