>> Well it s Thanksgiving ░░░░░░░░ you know what that ░░░░░░░░ America s crazy uncle ░░░░░░░░ Lindell is at the ░░░░░░░░ table screaming at the ░░░░░░░░ of his lungs about ░░░░░░░░ fraud while everyone else ░░░░░░░░ ignores him and tucks ░░░░░░░░ their green bean casserole ░░░░░░░░ and also President Biden ░░░░░░░░ to talk to a ░░░░░░░░ Laughter For more on ░░░░░░░░ it s time for ░░░░░░░░ Closer Look Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ If you did have ░░░░░░░░ Turkey today it almost ░░░░░░░░ wasn t one of ░░░░░░░░ guys because they were ░░░░░░░░ pardoned by President Biden ░░░░░░░░ Monday And Biden could ░░░░░░░░ help indulge in some ░░░░░░░░ s say overcooked Thanksgiving ░░░░░░░░ First of all the ░░░░░░░░ are in They ve ░░░░░░░░ counted and verified There ░░░░░░░░ no ballot stuffing There ░░░░░░░░ no fowl play Laughter ░░░░░░░░ only red wave this ░░░░░░░░ is going to be ░░░░░░░░ German Shepherd Commander who ░░░░░░░░ over the cranberry sauce ░░░░░░░░ our table Laughter Interesting ░░░░░░░░ every one of those ░░░░░░░░ came from a book ░░░░░░░░ Laughter I do forgive ░░░░░░░░ because he s a ░░░░░░░░ He s President Grandpa ░░░░░░░░ he s been a ░░░░░░░░ so long his granddaughter ░░░░░░░░ got married which means ░░░░░░░░ Biden wins a second ░░░░░░░░ there s a chance ░░░░░░░░ could be President Great ░░░░░░░░ and that would be ░░░░░░░░ first time in American ░░░░░░░░ that s happened Or ░░░░░░░░ fifth I don t ░░░░░░░░ I tried to Google ░░░░░░░░ I couldn t figure ░░░░░░░░ out Laughter I entered ░░░░░░░░ and Google just said ░░░░░░░░ you really need to ░░░░░░░░ Laughter And I said ░░░░░░░░ really And Google said ░░░░░░░░ come back when you ░░░░░░░░ something important Do you ░░░░░░░░ how many searches we ░░░░░░░░ in a day Laughter ░░░░░░░░ is Biden s jokes ░░░░░░░░ bad but I ll ░░░░░░░░ take some stale puns ░░░░░░░░ a long rant about ░░░░░░░░ China is working with ░░░░░░░░ Ch vez to smuggle ░░░░░░░░ forged ballots or whatever ░░░░░░░░ used to talk about ░░░░░░░░ holidays As Trump They ░░░░░░░░ treated me very unkindly ░░░░░░░░ crooked Democrats maybe worse ░░░░░░░░ anyone has ever been ░░░░░░░░ before and that of ░░░░░░░░ is the true meaning ░░░░░░░░ Mother s Day Laughter ░░░░░░░░ applause Remember when he ░░░░░░░░ to host the Easter ░░░░░░░░ Roll at the White ░░░░░░░░ and Laughter the bunny ░░░░░░░░ just stand next to ░░░░░░░░ for what felt like ░░░░░░░░ while Trump would ramble ░░░░░░░░ children about how he ░░░░░░░░ the military or something ░░░░░░░░ And for some reason ░░░░░░░░ bunny was always making ░░░░░░░░ face like he just ░░░░░░░░ in on his parents ░░░░░░░░ sex Laughter Which presumably ░░░░░░░░ all the time because ░░░░░░░░ know they are bunnies ░░░░░░░░ Dad Laughter No I ░░░░░░░░ already sharing my room ░░░░░░░░ 30 brothers and sisters ░░░░░░░░ fairness to Trump I ░░░░░░░░ t know why his ░░░░░░░░ went on Amazon and ░░░░░░░░ chose the costume called ░░░░░░░░ I did enjoy Biden ░░░░░░░░ shout out to his ░░░░░░░░ Commander though That one ░░░░░░░░ t quite seem like ░░░░░░░░ joke to me As ░░░░░░░░ There s no red ░░░░░░░░ unless Commander knocks over ░░░░░░░░ cranberry sauce I m ░░░░░░░░ folks he might do ░░░░░░░░ Laughter That dog is ░░░░░░░░ I m scared to ░░░░░░░░ of him Laughter Last ░░░░░░░░ he jumped out and ░░░░░░░░ the carving knife held ░░░░░░░░ the Secret Service Laughter ░░░░░░░░ an hour They had ░░░░░░░░ throw a net over ░░░░░░░░ There s also a ░░░░░░░░ chance I fell asleep ░░░░░░░░ the Acela and dreamed ░░░░░░░░ Laughter No it happened ░░░░░░░░ For the most part ░░░░░░░░ was a very traditional ░░░░░░░░ Although there was one ░░░░░░░░ moment where Biden asked ░░░░░░░░ providers of the turkeys ░░░░░░░░ many more they had ░░░░░░░░ a weird joke about ░░░░░░░░ other countries and then ░░░░░░░░ the Turkey if it ░░░░░░░░ to talk How many ░░░░░░░░ you got down there ░░░░░░░░ re raising Circle Range ░░░░░░░░ about 9 5 million ░░░░░░░░ a year God love ░░░░░░░░ Nine and a half ░░░░░░░░ turkeys Laughter and oohs ░░░░░░░░ tell you what That ░░░░░░░░ like some of the ░░░░░░░░ I ve been to ░░░░░░░░ and applause And the ░░░░░░░░ Do you want to ░░░░░░░░ Laughter and applause Yeah ░░░░░░░░ How Laughter How is ░░░░░░░░ like some of the ░░░░░░░░ you ve been to ░░░░░░░░ They had that many ░░░░░░░░ or they had that ░░░░░░░░ turkeys No wonder you ░░░░░░░░ to get the Turkey ░░░░░░░░ say something to change ░░░░░░░░ subject Laughter As Biden ░░░░░░░░ me out here brother ░░░░░░░░ and applause With that ░░░░░░░░ asking a Turkey if ░░░░░░░░ want to talk into ░░░░░░░░ microphone is very funny ░░░░░░░░ Mostly because it s ░░░░░░░░ fun to imagine what ░░░░░░░░ Turkey would say Would ░░░░░░░░ be like an Emmy ░░░░░░░░ speech I just want ░░░░░░░░ thank my family my ░░░░░░░░ my agent my manager ░░░░░░░░ down at the roost ░░░░░░░░ believed in me And ░░░░░░░░ want to say to ░░░░░░░░ kids at home Jeremy ░░░░░░░░ Delilah go to bed ░░░░░░░░ Also it is a ░░░░░░░░ change of pace that ░░░░░░░░ president is willing to ░░░░░░░░ the mic You know ░░░░░░░░ would never share the ░░░░░░░░ with two turkeys unless ░░░░░░░░ was posing for a ░░░░░░░░ photo Turkey gobbling Laughter ░░░░░░░░ applause Laughter They do ░░░░░░░░ their chests out like ░░░░░░░░ re turkeys But as ░░░░░░░░ heard in that first ░░░░░░░░ Biden couldn t help ░░░░░░░░ take a slight jab ░░░░░░░░ the supposed red wave ░░░░░░░░ never materialized in this ░░░░░░░░ s midterms Many people ░░░░░░░░ Republicans are still wondering ░░░░░░░░ that red wave never ░░░░░░░░ and at least one ░░░░░░░░ pundit on Fox News ░░░░░░░░ a theory We have ░░░░░░░░ candidate quality problem but ░░░░░░░░ we ve seen is ░░░░░░░░ real intensification of this ░░░░░░░░ from top to bottom ░░░░░░░░ just Senate candidates but ░░░░░░░░ candidates secretary of state ░░░░░░░░ and governors and the ░░░░░░░░ And it s you ░░░░░░░░ what I call the ░░░░░░░░ of the Republican Party ░░░░░░░░ is we ve attracted ░░░░░░░░ more cartoon characters and ░░░░░░░░ somebody speaking at a ░░░░░░░░ with a president or ░░░░░░░░ presidential candidate is best ░░░░░░░░ as a pillow salesman ░░░░░░░░ to high heaven Laughter ░░░░░░░░ you can run but ░░░░░░░░ can t hide from ░░░░░░░░ Lindell s voice It ░░░░░░░░ t matter how far ░░░░░░░░ you are you will ░░░░░░░░ be able to hear ░░░░░░░░ It s like that ░░░░░░░░ from Jurassic Park If ░░░░░░░░ any point you see ░░░░░░░░ water in your glass ░░░░░░░░ don t worry It ░░░░░░░░ means Mike Lindell is ░░░░░░░░ somewhere Laughter But if ░░░░░░░░ are worried about the ░░░░░░░░ of their party then ░░░░░░░░ re probably not going ░░░░░░░░ be thrilled to hear ░░░░░░░░ latest news from Mike ░░░░░░░░ Land But in a ░░░░░░░░ we are because here ░░░░░░░░ the thing It s ░░░░░░░░ and just as important ░░░░░░░░ the Turkey and the ░░░░░░░░ and the football are ░░░░░░░░ crazy uncles And just ░░░░░░░░ time for Thanksgiving old ░░░░░░░░ Mike went on one ░░░░░░░░ his usual obscure right ░░░░░░░░ TV shows that you ░░░░░░░░ only get with rabbit ░░░░░░░░ or a ham radio ░░░░░░░░ claimed he had solid ░░░░░░░░ that elections across the ░░░░░░░░ were stolen from Republicans ░░░░░░░░ have cyberevidence of a ░░░░░░░░ 000 vote flip on ░░░░░░░░ Kari Lake race on ░░░░░░░░ after the election We ░░░░░░░░ all the Edison data ░░░░░░░░ came in in real ░░░░░░░░ that came through on ░░░░░░░░ the races including Finchem ░░░░░░░░ Masters They all won ░░░░░░░░ They all won This ░░░░░░░░ like we were watching ░░░░░░░░ every angle You go ░░░░░░░░ to Michigan they ve ░░░░░░░░ wiped out the state ░░░░░░░░ Michigan stole the legislatures ░░░░░░░░ Mm hmm Other races ░░░░░░░░ Oz Oz really won ░░░░░░░░ s all these different ░░░░░░░░ But they were caught ░░░░░░░░ But Arizona is the ░░░░░░░░ to all of our ░░░░░░░░ expose everything everybody We ░░░░░░░░ to We have to ░░░░░░░░ Arizona They need to ░░░░░░░░ a new election Laughter ░░░░░░░░ s right they need ░░░░░░░░ do a new election ░░░░░░░░ screams like he s ░░░░░░░░ dialogue from a straight ░░░░░░░░ DVD knockoff of Back ░░░░░░░░ the Future As Lindell ░░░░░░░░ we got to go ░░░░░░░░ in time and do ░░░░░░░░ new election I hooked ░░░░░░░░ the DeLorean to the ░░░░░░░░ tower and got electrocuted ░░░░░░░░ that s why I ░░░░░░░░ like this Laughter Also ░░░░░░░░ found that Sports Almanac ░░░░░░░░ bet a million dollars ░░░░░░░░ Da Bears Laughter Now ░░░░░░░░ might be wondering why ░░░░░░░░ re spending any time ░░░░░░░░ all talking about a ░░░░░░░░ salesman Well aside from ░░░░░░░░ fact that it s ░░░░░░░░ and we re celebrating ░░░░░░░░ importance of crazy uncles ░░░░░░░░ has also been a ░░░░░░░░ influence within the election ░░░░░░░░ movement As we noted ░░░░░░░░ he s endorsed candidates ░░░░░░░░ at Trump rallies and ░░░░░░░░ to The New York ░░░░░░░░ he spent First of ░░░░░░░░ I don t believe ░░░░░░░░ has researchers I believe ░░░░░░░░ has guys who are ░░░░░░░░ to say they did ░░░░░░░░ just to collect an ░░░░░░░░ paycheck As Lindell Alright ░░░░░░░░ did you guys do ░░░░░░░░ the research I asked ░░░░░░░░ Uh yeah definitely Laughter ░░░░░░░░ we found a bunch ░░░░░░░░ cyberevidence Laughter using the ░░░░░░░░ Edison data to prove ░░░░░░░░ they uh completely wiped ░░░░░░░░ the state of Michigan ░░░░░░░░ good fellas Here s ░░░░░░░░ million dollars Laughter Now ░░░░░░░░ you ever hear Lindell ░░░░░░░░ just grab a lab ░░░░░░░░ and go get paid ░░░░░░░░ how does he have ░░░░░░░░ much money His pillows ░░░░░░░░ be that good Otherwise ░░░░░░░░ wouldn t always look ░░░░░░░░ he hasn t slept ░░░░░░░░ five years Laughter But ░░░░░░░░ don t know Maybe ░░░░░░░░ are I don t ░░░░░░░░ So let me try ░░░░░░░░ Here we go Laughter ░░░░░░░░ know what I will ░░░░░░░░ doesn t look that ░░░░░░░░ Clang Laughter Applause No ░░░░░░░░ Clang Laughter and applause ░░░░░░░░ laughter and applause Why ░░░░░░░░ we move our sound ░░░░░░░░ guy to Australia Laughter ░░░░░░░░ re going to get ░░░░░░░░ one Clang Laughter and ░░░░░░░░ Okay you guys I ░░░░░░░░ to make something clear ░░░░░░░░ is not a real ░░░░░░░░ I do not want ░░░░░░░░ get sued by Mike ░░░░░░░░ because if I am ░░░░░░░░ think I would laugh ░░░░░░░░ the whole trial and ░░░░░░░░ jury would turn against ░░░░░░░░ for being immature If ░░░░░░░░ want to sue someone ░░░░░░░░ Sal He writes these ░░░░░░░░ barely know what any ░░░░░░░░ these words mean Laughter ░░░░░░░░ Laughter and applause Lindell ░░░░░░░░ also Laughter Lindell is ░░░░░░░░ currently banned from Twitter ░░░░░░░░ of this taping but ░░░░░░░░ s been very public ░░░░░░░░ the fact that he ░░░░░░░░ his account back In ░░░░░░░░ he even issued a ░░░░░░░░ plea to Twitter s ░░░░░░░░ owner Elon Musk My ░░░░░░░░ out to Elon Musk ░░░░░░░░ be you know if ░░░░░░░░ site should be a ░░░░░░░░ platform of free speech ░░░░░░░░ yet you re going ░░░░░░░░ carve out the guys ░░░░░░░░ talk about our election ░░░░░░░░ and our election integrity ░░░░░░░░ don t think it ░░░░░░░░ that free Steve I ░░░░░░░░ it s I think ░░░░░░░░ would like to do ░░░░░░░░ shout out to Elon ░░░░░░░░ right now Hey check ░░░░░░░░ the evidence I was ░░░░░░░░ because I was telling ░░░░░░░░ truth Would you commit ░░░░░░░░ now to do an ░░░░░░░░ live Twitter with Elon ░░░░░░░░ about what you believe ░░░░░░░░ the voter fraud related ░░░░░░░░ machines and other things ░░░░░░░░ the 2020 election sir ░░░░░░░░ I d fly to ░░░░░░░░ do whatever it takes ░░░░░░░░ I would do that ░░░░░░░░ day anytime any time ░░░░░░░░ day or night and ░░░░░░░░ ll drop everything I ░░░░░░░░ to do that Alright ░░░░░░░░ of all dude you ░░░░░░░░ on TV Wear something ░░░░░░░░ than a plaid shirt ░░░░░░░░ Second of all Applause ░░░░░░░░ Be a professional Laughter ░░░░░░░░ of all you don ░░░░░░░░ need to call it ░░░░░░░░ shout out Everything you ░░░░░░░░ is a shout out ░░░░░░░░ Anyway now that we ░░░░░░░░ had our fun let ░░░░░░░░ remember that it s ░░░░░░░░ It s a time ░░░░░░░░ us to come together ░░░░░░░░ our friends our families ░░░░░░░░ our communities to spend ░░░░░░░░ with another to give ░░░░░░░░ and of course to ░░░░░░░░ our crazy uncles And ░░░░░░░░ you have a crazy ░░░░░░░░ at Thanksgiving this year ░░░░░░░░ t worry Just remember ░░░░░░░░ first rule whatever you ░░░░░░░░ do not turn to ░░░░░░░░ and say Do you ░░░░░░░░ to talk Laughter This ░░░░░░░░ been A Closer Look ░░░░░░░░ and applause ]