Tucker: Colbert Is Now a ‘Karen;’ The Guy Who Took a Picture on Pelosi’s Desk Is Funnier than the Dog Puppet

Carlson We re not ░░░░░░░░ to belabor the point ░░░░░░░░ the guy s not ░░░░░░░░ comedian You watch a ░░░░░░░░ you think That guy ░░░░░░░░ hilarious I d love ░░░░░░░░ meet him Imagine eating ░░░░░░░░ meal with Stephen Colbert ░░░░░░░░ are you somehow offend ░░░░░░░░ over the course of ░░░░░░░░ typical dinner by saying ░░░░░░░░ he finds offensive What ░░░░░░░░ the chances of that ░░░░░░░░ Stephen Colbert is a ░░░░░░░░ He s a brittle ░░░░░░░░ aged woman who s ░░░░░░░░ lecturing you about something ░░░░░░░░ fact he s Elizabeth ░░░░░░░░ They even look alike ░░░░░░░░ you seen them in ░░░░░░░░ same room recently No ░░░░░░░░ He was talented at ░░░░░░░░ point so was Robert ░░░░░░░░ That s one of ░░░░░░░░ Colbert employees who was ░░░░░░░░ arrested last week Smigel ░░░░░░░░ been doing his dog ░░░░░░░░ routine for 30 years ░░░░░░░░ s someone that Colbert ░░░░░░░░ now hiding behind It ░░░░░░░░ just a dog puppet ░░░░░░░░ dog puppet was kind ░░░░░░░░ funny during the Clinton ░░░░░░░░ It s pure hackery ░░░░░░░░ Smigel keeps going because ░░░░░░░░ s got a political ░░░░░░░░ for him I m ░░░░░░░░ to beat you over ░░░░░░░░ head with my political ░░░░░░░░ Ah No one laughs ░░░░░░░░ Robert Smigel anymore It ░░░░░░░░ pathetic Who s funnier ░░░░░░░░ Smigel or the guy ░░░░░░░░ took pictures of himself ░░░░░░░░ Nancy Pelosi s desk ░░░░░░░░ January 6 Be honest ░░░░░░░░ s not even close ░░░░░░░░ guy at Pelosi s ░░░░░░░░ is hilarious compared to ░░░░░░░░ guy with the talking ░░░░░░░░ And none of them ░░░░░░░░ half as funny again ░░░░░░░░ it s true as ░░░░░░░░ Trump And how do ░░░░░░░░ know that Show us ░░░░░░░░ late night host who ░░░░░░░░ anything half as amusing ░░░░░░░░ Trump s Taco Bowl ░░░░░░░░ Ever Any of them ░░░░░░░░ never These people are ░░░░░░░░ afraid they re so ░░░░░░░░ holding onto their stupid ░░░░░░░░ late into middle age ░░░░░░░░ how do they respond ░░░░░░░░ Cinco de Mayo Fawning ░░░░░░░░ the indigenous cuisine of ░░░░░░░░ Latinx community Laughs Nobody ░░░░░░░░ that And that s ░░░░░░░░ in the end Stephen ░░░░░░░░ has not a single ░░░░░░░░ viewer His audience is ░░░░░░░░ self hating white liberals ░░░░░░░░ him So nobody watches ░░░░░░░░ That s fine That ░░░░░░░░ CBS s problem But ░░░░░░░░ t tell us you ░░░░░░░░ a comedian and therefore ░░░░░░░░ from the normal rules ░░░░░░░░ behavior and the normal ░░░░░░░░ laws about trespassing because ░░░░░░░░ re not You did ░░░░░░░░ they did and you ░░░░░░░░ be punished in exactly ░░░░░░░░ same way.”