Tucker: Colbert Is Now a ‘Karen;’ The Guy Who Took a Picture on Pelosi’s Desk Is Funnier than the Dog Puppet

Carlson Those were real ░░░░░░░░ the only real thing ░░░░░░░░ that show We re ░░░░░░░░ trying to belabor the ░░░░░░░░ but the guy s ░░░░░░░░ a comedian You watch ░░░░░░░░ comedian you think That ░░░░░░░░ s hilarious I d ░░░░░░░░ to meet him Imagine ░░░░░░░░ a meal with Stephen ░░░░░░░░ Chances are you somehow ░░░░░░░░ him over the course ░░░░░░░░ a typical dinner by ░░░░░░░░ something he finds offensive ░░░░░░░░ are the chances of ░░░░░░░░ 100 Stephen Colbert is ░░░░░░░░ Karen He s a ░░░░░░░░ middle aged woman who ░░░░░░░░ always lecturing you about ░░░░░░░░ In fact he s ░░░░░░░░ Warren They even look ░░░░░░░░ Have you seen them ░░░░░░░░ the same room recently ░░░░░░░░ Sad He was talented ░░░░░░░░ one point so was ░░░░░░░░ Smigel That s one ░░░░░░░░ the Colbert employees who ░░░░░░░░ also arrested last week ░░░░░░░░ s been doing his ░░░░░░░░ puppet routine for 30 ░░░░░░░░ That s someone that ░░░░░░░░ is now hiding behind ░░░░░░░░ was just a dog ░░░░░░░░ The dog puppet was ░░░░░░░░ of funny during the ░░░░░░░░ administration It s pure ░░░░░░░░ now Smigel keeps going ░░░░░░░░ he s got a ░░░░░░░░ message for him I ░░░░░░░░ going to beat you ░░░░░░░░ the head with my ░░░░░░░░ message Ah No one ░░░░░░░░ at Robert Smigel anymore ░░░░░░░░ s pathetic Who s ░░░░░░░░ Robert Smigel or the ░░░░░░░░ who took pictures of ░░░░░░░░ at Nancy Pelosi s ░░░░░░░░ on January 6 Be ░░░░░░░░ it s not even ░░░░░░░░ The guy at Pelosi ░░░░░░░░ desk is hilarious compared ░░░░░░░░ the guy with the ░░░░░░░░ dog And none of ░░░░░░░░ is half as funny ░░░░░░░░ sorry it s true ░░░░░░░░ Donald Trump And how ░░░░░░░░ you know that Show ░░░░░░░░ the late night host ░░░░░░░░ said anything half as ░░░░░░░░ as Trump s Taco ░░░░░░░░ tweet Ever Any of ░░░░░░░░ No never These people ░░░░░░░░ so afraid they re ░░░░░░░░ terrified holding onto their ░░░░░░░░ jobs late into middle ░░░░░░░░ that how do they ░░░░░░░░ to Cinco de Mayo ░░░░░░░░ over the indigenous cuisine ░░░░░░░░ the Latinx community Laughs ░░░░░░░░ likes that And that ░░░░░░░░ why in the end ░░░░░░░░ Colbert has not a ░░░░░░░░ Hispanic viewer His audience ░░░░░░░░ entirely self hating white ░░░░░░░░ like him So nobody ░░░░░░░░ anymore That s fine ░░░░░░░░ s CBS s problem ░░░░░░░░ don t tell us ░░░░░░░░ re a comedian and ░░░░░░░░ exempt from the normal ░░░░░░░░ of behavior and the ░░░░░░░░ federal laws about trespassing ░░░░░░░░ you re not You ░░░░░░░░ what they did and ░░░░░░░░ should be punished in ░░░░░░░░ the same way.”