Gutfeld: A Lie That Has Been Taught Since We Were Kids Is that ‘Democrats Care’

GUTFELD It s so ░░░░░░░░ So is a blood ░░░░░░░░ coming for the Dems ░░░░░░░░ But let me be ░░░░░░░░ soggy blanket something I ░░░░░░░░ known for at camp ░░░░░░░░ going to be a ░░░░░░░░ out if the voters ░░░░░░░░ t finally see the ░░░░░░░░ big lie that Democrats ░░░░░░░░ It s a lie ░░░░░░░░ ve been taught since ░░░░░░░░ was a kid like ░░░░░░░░ tooth fairy and everyone ░░░░░░░░ beautiful It s what ░░░░░░░░ me a liberal back ░░░░░░░░ I was just a ░░░░░░░░ for Svelt Teen Monthly ░░░░░░░░ when it came to ░░░░░░░░ Republicans sucked and Democrats ░░░░░░░░ The Dems cared more ░░░░░░░░ the poor the sick ░░░░░░░░ downtrodden while Republicans played ░░░░░░░░ at their all white ░░░░░░░░ clubs before digging into ░░░░░░░░ steaks and endangered spotted ░░░░░░░░ eggs then afterward they ░░░░░░░░ head to a local ░░░░░░░░ and beat the crap ░░░░░░░░ of a red headed ░░░░░░░░ in a wheelchair Sounds ░░░░░░░░ Mitt Romney s autobiography ░░░░░░░░ it s not true ░░░░░░░░ it never was But ░░░░░░░░ didn t matter because ░░░░░░░░ challenged the lie and ░░░░░░░░ they did they were ░░░░░░░░ bad at it Republicans ░░░░░░░░ say things like Hey ░░░░░░░░ don t eat panda ░░░░░░░░ They re too gamy ░░░░░░░░ The kid in the ░░░░░░░░ didn t have hair ░░░░░░░░ was bald But the ░░░░░░░░ election can be a ░░░░░░░░ changer if voters see ░░░░░░░░ truth about Democrats that ░░░░░░░░ power Democrats caused a ░░░░░░░░ Covid inequality between the ░░░░░░░░ and the masked nots ░░░░░░░░ marginalization of parents even ░░░░░░░░ them terrorists an epidemic ░░░░░░░░ homelessness fueled by untreated ░░░░░░░░ illness and drug addiction ░░░░░░░░ crime wave that s ░░░░░░░░ cities into chaotic hellholes ░░░░░░░░ that list every single ░░░░░░░░ should lose because all ░░░░░░░░ problems are part of ░░░░░░░░ liberal wheelhouse a wheelhouse ░░░░░░░░ by you the taxpayer ░░░░░░░░ s what they claim ░░░░░░░░ care about the children ░░░░░░░░ sick victims rights education ░░░░░░░░ in reality it s ░░░░░░░░ about power because in ░░░░░░░░ single area I just ░░░░░░░░ life has gotten worse ░░░░░░░░ Democrats Yet they ve ░░░░░░░░ given more second chances ░░░░░░░░ criminals who randomly attack ░░░░░░░░ It s the one ░░░░░░░░ red pill for all ░░░░░░░░ Every place where the ░░░░░░░░ claims the higher ground ░░░░░░░░ left Americans dead or ░░░░░░░░ Coincidentally those are Democrats ░░░░░░░░ reliable voting block Look ░░░░░░░░ the new mayor of ░░░░░░░░ York City So much ░░░░░░░░ but so much bleep ░░░░░░░░ s taking over a ░░░░░░░░ plagued by so many ░░░░░░░░ that liberals are supposed ░░░░░░░░ solve the mental illness ░░░░░░░░ homelessness poor education And ░░░░░░░░ does the mayor do ░░░░░░░░ trashes Florida and pleads ░░░░░░░░ gays to move back ░░░░░░░░ mayor what good is ░░░░░░░░ pride parade if you ░░░░░░░░ walking on syringes Maybe ░░░░░░░░ the subways before you ░░░░░░░░ inviting people over You ░░░░░░░░ putting a welcome mat ░░░░░░░░ front of a house ░░░░░░░░ fire And with kids ░░░░░░░░ s no better He ░░░░░░░░ decided to extend the ░░░░░░░░ mask mandate for children ░░░░░░░░ five which is anti ░░░░░░░░ and anti kid And ░░░░░░░░ did this after he ░░░░░░░░ athletes and performers from ░░░░░░░░ Covid 19 vaccine mandate ░░░░░░░░ it s one set ░░░░░░░░ rules for kids and ░░░░░░░░ for the stars I ░░░░░░░░ he knows parents of ░░░░░░░░ children are easier to ░░░░░░░░ around than Lebron James ░░░░░░░░ Jay Z And besides ░░░░░░░░ wants a selfie with ░░░░░░░░ three year old in ░░░░░░░░ mask He s not ░░░░░░░░ famous So no wonder ░░░░░░░░ new poll finds that ░░░░░░░░ of New Yorkers believe ░░░░░░░░ family would have a ░░░░░░░░ future if they left ░░░░░░░░ York City permanently That ░░░░░░░░ one solution Leave Go ░░░░░░░░ Texas Tennessee even Florida ░░░░░░░░ mayor have you been ░░░░░░░░ Fort Lauderdale lately It ░░░░░░░░ San Francisco look like ░░░░░░░░ Bay New York City ░░░░░░░░ add a tax for ░░░░░░░░ trying to move But ░░░░░░░░ we re just going ░░░░░░░░ run out of places ░░░░░░░░ move to That s ░░░░░░░░ this election matters All ░░░░░░░░ matter including school boards ░░░░░░░░ s no longer just ░░░░░░░░ that are in trouble ░░░░░░░░ s the country So ░░░░░░░░ it s time instead ░░░░░░░░ moving out we move ░░░░░░░░ out and show them ░░░░░░░░ compassion gets done the ░░░░░░░░ way GUTFELD It s ░░░░░░░░ amazing So is a ░░░░░░░░ bath coming for the ░░░░░░░░ Maybe But let me ░░░░░░░░ a soggy blanket something ░░░░░░░░ was known for at ░░░░░░░░ Not going to be ░░░░░░░░ blow out if the ░░░░░░░░ don t finally see ░░░░░░░░ true big lie that ░░░░░░░░ care It s a ░░░░░░░░ we ve been taught ░░░░░░░░ I was a kid ░░░░░░░░ the tooth fairy and ░░░░░░░░ is beautiful It s ░░░░░░░░ made me a liberal ░░░░░░░░ when I was just ░░░░░░░░ model for Svelt Teen ░░░░░░░░ But when it came ░░░░░░░░ compassion Republicans sucked and ░░░░░░░░ ruled The Dems cared ░░░░░░░░ about the poor the ░░░░░░░░ the downtrodden while Republicans ░░░░░░░░ golf at their all ░░░░░░░░ country clubs before digging ░░░░░░░░ panda steaks and endangered ░░░░░░░░ owl eggs then afterward ░░░░░░░░ d head to a ░░░░░░░░ orphanage and beat the ░░░░░░░░ out of a red ░░░░░░░░ child in a wheelchair ░░░░░░░░ like Mitt Romney s ░░░░░░░░ But it s not ░░░░░░░░ and it never was ░░░░░░░░ it didn t matter ░░░░░░░░ few challenged the lie ░░░░░░░░ when they did they ░░░░░░░░ so bad at it ░░░░░░░░ would say things like ░░░░░░░░ we don t eat ░░░░░░░░ steaks They re too ░░░░░░░░ or The kid in ░░░░░░░░ wheelchair didn t have ░░░░░░░░ He was bald But ░░░░░░░░ next election can be ░░░░░░░░ game changer if voters ░░░░░░░░ the truth about Democrats ░░░░░░░░ in power Democrats caused ░░░░░░░░ glaring Covid inequality between ░░░░░░░░ masks and the masked ░░░░░░░░ the marginalization of parents ░░░░░░░░ calling them terrorists an ░░░░░░░░ of homelessness fueled by ░░░░░░░░ mental illness and drug ░░░░░░░░ the crime wave that ░░░░░░░░ turned cities into chaotic ░░░░░░░░ With that list every ░░░░░░░░ Democrat should lose because ░░░░░░░░ those problems are part ░░░░░░░░ a liberal wheelhouse a ░░░░░░░░ greased by you the ░░░░░░░░ It s what they ░░░░░░░░ to care about the ░░░░░░░░ the sick victims rights ░░░░░░░░ But in reality it ░░░░░░░░ just about power because ░░░░░░░░ every single area I ░░░░░░░░ mentioned life has gotten ░░░░░░░░ under Democrats Yet they ░░░░░░░░ been given more second ░░░░░░░░ than criminals who randomly ░░░░░░░░ people It s the ░░░░░░░░ true red pill for ░░░░░░░░ voters Every place where ░░░░░░░░ left claims the higher ░░░░░░░░ has left Americans dead ░░░░░░░░ broke Coincidentally those are ░░░░░░░░ most reliable voting block ░░░░░░░░ at the new mayor ░░░░░░░░ New York City So ░░░░░░░░ promise but so much ░░░░░░░░ He s taking over ░░░░░░░░ city plagued by so ░░░░░░░░ problems that liberals are ░░░░░░░░ to solve the mental ░░░░░░░░ the homelessness poor education ░░░░░░░░ what does the mayor ░░░░░░░░ He trashes Florida and ░░░░░░░░ for gays to move ░░░░░░░░ But mayor what good ░░░░░░░░ a pride parade if ░░░░░░░░ re walking on syringes ░░░░░░░░ clean the subways before ░░░░░░░░ start inviting people over ░░░░░░░░ re putting a welcome ░░░░░░░░ in front of a ░░░░░░░░ on fire And with ░░░░░░░░ he s no better ░░░░░░░░ just decided to extend ░░░░░░░░ school mask mandate for ░░░░░░░░ under five which is ░░░░░░░░ science and anti kid ░░░░░░░░ he did this after ░░░░░░░░ exempted athletes and performers ░░░░░░░░ the Covid 19 vaccine ░░░░░░░░ So it s one ░░░░░░░░ of rules for kids ░░░░░░░░ another for the stars ░░░░░░░░ guess he knows parents ░░░░░░░░ school children are easier ░░░░░░░░ push around than Lebron ░░░░░░░░ or Jay Z And ░░░░░░░░ who wants a selfie ░░░░░░░░ a three year old ░░░░░░░░ a mask He s ░░░░░░░░ even famous So no ░░░░░░░░ a new poll finds ░░░░░░░░ 59 of New Yorkers ░░░░░░░░ their family would have ░░░░░░░░ better future if they ░░░░░░░░ New York City permanently ░░░░░░░░ s one solution Leave ░░░░░░░░ to Texas Tennessee even ░░░░░░░░ Yeah mayor have you ░░░░░░░░ to Fort Lauderdale lately ░░░░░░░░ makes San Francisco look ░░░░░░░░ Green Bay New York ░░░░░░░░ better add a tax ░░░░░░░░ people trying to move ░░░░░░░░ soon we re just ░░░░░░░░ to run out of ░░░░░░░░ to move to That ░░░░░░░░ why this election matters ░░░░░░░░ elections matter including school ░░░░░░░░ It s no longer ░░░░░░░░ cities that are in ░░░░░░░░ it s the country ░░░░░░░░ maybe it s time ░░░░░░░░ of moving out we ░░░░░░░░ them out and show ░░░░░░░░ how compassion gets done ░░░░░░░░ right way.”