Gutfeld: A Lie That Has Been Taught Since We Were Kids Is that ‘Democrats Care’

GUTFELD It s so ░░░░░░░░ So is a blood ░░░░░░░░ coming for the Dems ░░░░░░░░ But let me be ░░░░░░░░ soggy blanket something I ░░░░░░░░ known for at camp ░░░░░░░░ going to be a ░░░░░░░░ out if the voters ░░░░░░░░ t finally see the ░░░░░░░░ big lie that Democrats ░░░░░░░░ It s a lie ░░░░░░░░ ve been taught since ░░░░░░░░ was a kid like ░░░░░░░░ tooth fairy and everyone ░░░░░░░░ beautiful It s what ░░░░░░░░ me a liberal back ░░░░░░░░ I was just a ░░░░░░░░ for Svelt Teen Monthly ░░░░░░░░ when it came to ░░░░░░░░ Republicans sucked and Democrats ░░░░░░░░ The Dems cared more ░░░░░░░░ the poor the sick ░░░░░░░░ downtrodden while Republicans played ░░░░░░░░ at their all white ░░░░░░░░ clubs before digging into ░░░░░░░░ steaks and endangered spotted ░░░░░░░░ eggs then afterward they ░░░░░░░░ head to a local ░░░░░░░░ and beat the crap ░░░░░░░░ of a red headed ░░░░░░░░ in a wheelchair Sounds ░░░░░░░░ Mitt Romney s autobiography ░░░░░░░░ it s not true ░░░░░░░░ it never was But ░░░░░░░░ didn t matter because ░░░░░░░░ challenged the lie and ░░░░░░░░ they did they were ░░░░░░░░ bad at it Republicans ░░░░░░░░ say things like Hey ░░░░░░░░ don t eat panda ░░░░░░░░ They re too gamy ░░░░░░░░ The kid in the ░░░░░░░░ didn t have hair ░░░░░░░░ was bald But the ░░░░░░░░ election can be a ░░░░░░░░ changer if voters see ░░░░░░░░ truth about Democrats that ░░░░░░░░ power Democrats caused a ░░░░░░░░ Covid inequality between the ░░░░░░░░ and the masked nots ░░░░░░░░ marginalization of parents even ░░░░░░░░ them terrorists an epidemic ░░░░░░░░ homelessness fueled by untreated ░░░░░░░░ illness and drug addiction ░░░░░░░░ crime wave that s ░░░░░░░░ cities into chaotic hellholes ░░░░░░░░ that list every single ░░░░░░░░ should lose because all ░░░░░░░░ problems are part of ░░░░░░░░ liberal wheelhouse a wheelhouse ░░░░░░░░ by you the taxpayer ░░░░░░░░ s what they claim ░░░░░░░░ care about the children ░░░░░░░░ sick victims rights education ░░░░░░░░ in reality it s ░░░░░░░░ about power because in ░░░░░░░░ single area I just ░░░░░░░░ life has gotten worse ░░░░░░░░ Democrats Yet they ve ░░░░░░░░ given more second chances ░░░░░░░░ criminals who randomly attack ░░░░░░░░ It s the one ░░░░░░░░ red pill for all ░░░░░░░░ Every place where the ░░░░░░░░ claims the higher ground ░░░░░░░░ left Americans dead or ░░░░░░░░ Coincidentally those are Democrats ░░░░░░░░ reliable voting block Look ░░░░░░░░ the new mayor of ░░░░░░░░ York City So much ░░░░░░░░ but so much bleep ░░░░░░░░ s taking over a ░░░░░░░░ plagued by so many ░░░░░░░░ that liberals are supposed ░░░░░░░░ solve the mental illness ░░░░░░░░ homelessness poor education And ░░░░░░░░ does the mayor do ░░░░░░░░ trashes Florida and pleads ░░░░░░░░ gays to move back ░░░░░░░░ mayor what good is ░░░░░░░░ pride parade if you ░░░░░░░░ walking on syringes Maybe ░░░░░░░░ the subways before you ░░░░░░░░ inviting people over You ░░░░░░░░ putting a welcome mat ░░░░░░░░ front of a house ░░░░░░░░ fire And with kids ░░░░░░░░ s no better He ░░░░░░░░ decided to extend the ░░░░░░░░ mask mandate for children ░░░░░░░░ five which is anti ░░░░░░░░ and anti kid And ░░░░░░░░ did this after he ░░░░░░░░ athletes and performers from ░░░░░░░░ Covid 19 vaccine mandate ░░░░░░░░ it s one set ░░░░░░░░ rules for kids and ░░░░░░░░ for the stars I ░░░░░░░░ he knows parents of ░░░░░░░░ children are easier to ░░░░░░░░ around than Lebron James ░░░░░░░░ Jay Z And besides ░░░░░░░░ wants a selfie with ░░░░░░░░ three year old in ░░░░░░░░ mask He s not ░░░░░░░░ famous So no wonder ░░░░░░░░ new poll finds that ░░░░░░░░ of New Yorkers believe ░░░░░░░░ family would have a ░░░░░░░░ future if they left ░░░░░░░░ York City permanently That ░░░░░░░░ one solution Leave Go ░░░░░░░░ Texas Tennessee even Florida ░░░░░░░░ mayor have you been ░░░░░░░░ Fort Lauderdale lately It ░░░░░░░░ San Francisco look like ░░░░░░░░ Bay New York City ░░░░░░░░ add a tax for ░░░░░░░░ trying to move But ░░░░░░░░ we re just going ░░░░░░░░ run out of places ░░░░░░░░ move to That s ░░░░░░░░ this election matters All ░░░░░░░░ matter including school boards ░░░░░░░░ s no longer just ░░░░░░░░ that are in trouble ░░░░░░░░ s the country So ░░░░░░░░ it s time instead ░░░░░░░░ moving out we move ░░░░░░░░ out and show them ░░░░░░░░ compassion gets done the ░░░░░░░░ way.”