Comedian Ali Siddiq Tells Joe Rogan He’s Against ‘Being Gay and Having a F*cking Kid’

SIDDIQ Let s not ░░░░░░░░ the word normal And ░░░░░░░░ m going to use ░░░░░░░░ word in a natural ░░░░░░░░ society You want to ░░░░░░░░ my son home to ░░░░░░░░ and you want me ░░░░░░░░ fuc ing lie to ░░░░░░░░ about because my son ░░░░░░░░ t understand If we ░░░░░░░░ two dogs outside that ░░░░░░░░ both boy dogs there ░░░░░░░░ no puppy out there ░░░░░░░░ came out there s ░░░░░░░░ ing other dog out ░░░░░░░░ that came from him ░░░░░░░░ It s two but ░░░░░░░░ here there s a ░░░░░░░░ Cane Corso and there ░░░░░░░░ a male Cane Corso ░░░░░░░░ have puppies What do ░░░░░░░░ want me to say ░░░░░░░░ my son What do ░░░░░░░░ want me to say ░░░░░░░░ my son Do you ░░░░░░░░ me to make sense ░░░░░░░░ your sh t or ░░░░░░░░ want me to tell ░░░░░░░░ the truth Because he ░░░░░░░░ going to get the ░░░░░░░░ Rogan If you have ░░░░░░░░ guys and they have ░░░░░░░░ kid you can say ░░░░░░░░ adopted the kid they ░░░░░░░░ married and they adopted ░░░░░░░░ kid You could say ░░░░░░░░ hired a lady to ░░░░░░░░ their kid I have ░░░░░░░░ gay neighbor that lives ░░░░░░░░ to me crosstalk SIDDIQ ░░░░░░░░ son wants to know ░░░░░░░░ in the fu k ░░░░░░░░ two men live in ░░░░░░░░ house together with a ░░░░░░░░ and they re not ░░░░░░░░ uncles He don t ░░░░░░░░ this sh t You ░░░░░░░░ explain to this boy ░░░░░░░░ You can t explain ░░░░░░░░ people to him SIDDIQ ░░░░░░░░ don t now I ░░░░░░░░ explain that this is ░░░░░░░░ the way sh t ░░░░░░░░ And it don t ░░░░░░░░ sense to his goddamn ░░░░░░░░ year old father like ░░░░░░░░ If I decide that ░░░░░░░░ aren t in the ░░░░░░░░ for me that that ░░░░░░░░ not what I want ░░░░░░░░ I should forfeit the ░░░░░░░░ to try to have ░░░░░░░░ fuc ing kid too ░░░░░░░░ you not doing the ░░░░░░░░ to make a kid ░░░░░░░░ So you think that ░░░░░░░░ someone is gay crosstalk ░░░░░░░░ have a gay relationship ░░░░░░░░ kids SIDDIQ No kids ░░░░░░░░ But what about if ░░░░░░░░ adopt kids SIDDIQ They ░░░░░░░░ t have kids You ░░░░░░░░ not doing you re ░░░░░░░░ in the space for ░░░░░░░░ Rogan But if they ░░░░░░░░ to adopt kids SIDDIQ ░░░░░░░░ want to fu k ░░░░░░░░ up You want to ░░░░░░░░ somebody in a position ░░░░░░░░ be fucked up It ░░░░░░░░ like getting a dog ░░░░░░░░ not having no fu ░░░░░░░░ place for the dog ░░░░░░░░ be Rogan A kid ░░░░░░░░ gets adopted by gay ░░░░░░░░ you feel like automatically ░░░░░░░░ re going to get ░░░░░░░░ ed up SIDDIQ They ░░░░░░░░ gonna be fuc ed ░░░░░░░░ automatically Rogan Really You ░░░░░░░░ t think that they ░░░░░░░░ I have a neighbor ░░░░░░░░ California and they had ░░░░░░░░ surrogate raise their kid ░░░░░░░░ re two gay guys ░░░░░░░░ they mixed their sperm ░░░░░░░░ so they didn t ░░░░░░░░ whose it was And ░░░░░░░░ hired a lady to ░░░░░░░░ pregnant and they shot ░░░░░░░░ in there And the ░░░░░░░░ lady wanted to keep ░░░░░░░░ baby She s like ░░░░░░░░ it I m keeping ░░░░░░░░ baby And they had ░░░░░░░░ let her keep the ░░░░░░░░ because it was is ░░░░░░░░ her body she grew ░░░░░░░░ and she was so ░░░░░░░░ to the baby by ░░░░░░░░ it was born she ░░░░░░░░ not want to give ░░░░░░░░ the baby SIDDIQ Exactly ░░░░░░░░ And then they hired ░░░░░░░░ one and then the ░░░░░░░░ one gave up the ░░░░░░░░ And the kid I ░░░░░░░░ him grow up He ░░░░░░░░ my neighbor for probably ░░░░░░░░ years somewhere on there ░░░░░░░░ was friends with the ░░░░░░░░ couple friends with the ░░░░░░░░ Kid seemed fine He ░░░░░░░░ normal Come by the ░░░░░░░░ on a skateboard hang ░░░░░░░░ He seemed like a ░░░░░░░░ kid Hung out with ░░░░░░░░ kid He seemed okay ░░░░░░░░ me You don t ░░░░░░░░ that s possible You ░░░░░░░░ a look on your ░░░░░░░░ like there s no ░░░░░░░░ ing way laughs Look ░░░░░░░░ your face! [laughs].”