SNL Mocks Biden’s Ukraine Response with a Sketch of ‘National Security Meeting’ with TikTok Influencers

NARRATOR This week as ░░░░░░░░ war in Ukraine intensified ░░░░░░░░ to Facebook and Instagram ░░░░░░░░ the country were shut ░░░░░░░░ leaving only one source ░░░░░░░░ information TikTok So on ░░░░░░░░ the White House responded ░░░░░░░░ holding a national security ░░░░░░░░ with some of the ░░░░░░░░ s top TikTok creators ░░░░░░░░ take you now inside ░░░░░░░░ historic meeting Biden Thank ░░░░░░░░ all so much Thank ░░░░░░░░ all so much for ░░░░░░░░ and answering your nation ░░░░░░░░ call in a time ░░░░░░░░ need TIKTOKER Oh yeah ░░░░░░░░ TIKTOKER 2 Hey no ░░░░░░░░ TIKTOKER 3 I m ░░░░░░░░ TIKTOKER 4 Our schedules ░░░░░░░░ actually super flexible TIKTOKER ░░░░░░░░ Yeah and we love ░░░░░░░░ House TIKTOKER 6 Jason ░░░░░░░░ Biden I also want ░░░░░░░░ thank my press secretary ░░░░░░░░ Psaki for having the ░░░░░░░░ to set this up ░░░░░░░░ I suggested it as ░░░░░░░░ joke and then it ░░░░░░░░ happened Biden People are ░░░░░░░░ this is a first ░░░░░░░░ fought on TikTok which ░░░░░░░░ tough on me because ░░░░░░░░ m the landline of ░░░░░░░░ That s why I ░░░░░░░░ you okay I understand ░░░░░░░░ I understand war But ░░░░░░░░ s one thing I ░░░░░░░░ t understand That s ░░░░░░░░ PSAKI He means technology ░░░░░░░░ he says computer Biden ░░░░░░░░ very mean to me ░░░░░░░░ always asks to run ░░░░░░░░ update right when I ░░░░░░░░ computer on Whenever I ░░░░░░░░ in malarkey computer say ░░░░░░░░ you mean magenta PSAKI ░░░░░░░░ point is we need ░░░░░░░░ ideas from you guys ░░░░░░░░ how we can win ░░░░░░░░ information war on social ░░░░░░░░ so yeah you TIKTOKER ░░░░░░░░ Hey guys I m ░░░░░░░░ Actress from the CW ░░░░░░░░ Great What s your ░░░░░░░░ TIKTOKER Actress from the ░░░░░░░░ And while Putin might ░░░░░░░░ tanks and bombs there ░░░░░░░░ something even more powerful ░░░░░░░░ can attack him with ░░░░░░░░ PSAKI Oh no it ░░░░░░░░ that girl TIKTOKER 1 ░░░░░░░░ Vladimir Putin if I ░░░░░░░░ your mother I would ░░░░░░░░ loved you more If ░░░░░░░░ was your wife I ░░░░░░░░ have been so so ░░░░░░░░ mad at you If ░░░░░░░░ was your baby brother ░░░░░░░░ Thank you Yeah I ░░░░░░░░ we got it Do ░░░░░░░░ have any actual useful ░░░░░░░░ TIKTOKER 1 Sure Here ░░░░░░░░ five ways to stop ░░░░░░░░ war in Ukraine Biden ░░░░░░░░ s that mean Do ░░░░░░░░ see anything PSAKI I ░░░░░░░░ she s expecting texts ░░░░░░░░ show up Biden Alright ░░░░░░░░ then you What s ░░░░░░░░ thing TIKTOKER 5 Oh ░░░░░░░░ Let s just say ░░░░░░░░ do raps and pranks ░░░░░░░░ you ve heard of ░░░░░░░░ squad the Boo Boo ░░░░░░░░ PSAKI I think you ░░░░░░░░ the President has never ░░░░░░░░ of the Boo Boo ░░░░░░░░ Biden Wait a second ░░░░░░░░ Boo Boo Boys Don ░░░░░░░░ you live in the ░░░░░░░░ with One Net Kevin ░░░░░░░░ Dumbass Larry TIKTOKER 5 ░░░░░░░░ oh we got a ░░░░░░░░ boo head Biden Y ░░░░░░░░ one time they pranked ░░░░░░░░ dude and threw him ░░░░░░░░ five flights of stairs ░░░░░░░░ was hilarious PSAKI Well ░░░░░░░░ sounds like an amazing ░░░░░░░░ TIKTOKER 5 Yeah We ░░░░░░░░ 13 million last year ░░░░░░░░ God I hate this ░░░░░░░░ And did you have ░░░░░░░░ plan for how to ░░░░░░░░ Putin TIKTOKER 5 Uh ░░░░░░░░ I m cooking something ░░░░░░░░ PSAKI Is it pushing ░░░░░░░░ down a flight of ░░░░░░░░ TIKTOKER 5 It is ░░░░░░░░ All right That s ░░░░░░░░ What about you TIKTOKER ░░░░░░░░ Jason Derulo PSAKI Yeah ░░░░░░░░ I know that s ░░░░░░░░ name but what do ░░░░░░░░ do TIKTOKER 6 Jason ░░░░░░░░ PSAKI Okay I m ░░░░░░░░ you you re skipped ░░░░░░░░ 6 Jason Derulo Biden ░░░░░░░░ about you little girl ░░░░░░░░ look incredibly cute TIKTOKER ░░░░░░░░ Thanks I do silly ░░░░░░░░ makeup for kids Biden ░░░░░░░░ that s adorable What ░░░░░░░░ you think we can ░░░░░░░░ to win this war ░░░░░░░░ 3 Oh you mean ░░░░░░░░ one started by your ░░░░░░░░ Hunter Biden with his ░░░░░░░░ at Burisma Where s ░░░░░░░░ laptop Is it in ░░░░░░░░ room PSAKI Okay thank ░░░░░░░░ honey Thank you Biden ░░░░░░░░ know you don t ░░░░░░░░ that animal makeup girl ░░░░░░░░ be alt right Hey ░░░░░░░░ s this random middle ░░░░░░░░ guy TIKTOKER 2 Oh ░░░░░░░░ Hello My name is ░░░░░░░░ F D Amelio I ░░░░░░░░ a roofer from Pittsburgh ░░░░░░░░ Okay Why are you ░░░░░░░░ TIKTOKER 2 I don ░░░░░░░░ know I suspect maybe ░░░░░░░░ you have confused me ░░░░░░░░ Charli D Amelio the ░░░░░░░░ year old girl with ░░░░░░░░ million followers on TikTok ░░░░░░░░ That sounds right yeah ░░░░░░░░ 2 So I tell ░░░░░░░░ what I m going ░░░░░░░░ head out But first ░░░░░░░░ y all happen to ░░░░░░░░ an extra one of ░░░░░░░░ Covid stimmy checks lying ░░░░░░░░ by any chance Biden ░░░░░░░░ not PSAKI Yeah we ░░░░░░░░ t I m sorry ░░░░░░░░ 2 All right all ░░░░░░░░ Well good luck with ░░░░░░░░ world war And not ░░░░░░░░ you care what a ░░░░░░░░ thinks about Putin but ░░░░░░░░ you should put someone ░░░░░░░░ on a roof and ░░░░░░░░ pong pow pow pow ░░░░░░░░ all have a good ░░░░░░░░ Biden Thank you Mr ░░░░░░░░ Amelio PSAKI All right ░░░░░░░░ s down to you ░░░░░░░░ do you do TIKTOKER ░░░░░░░░ Who me Oh I ░░░░░░░░ go up behind people ░░░░░░░░ the street with this ░░░░░░░░ pipe and I go ░░░░░░░░ Biden What would you ░░░░░░░░ about Ukraine TIKTOKER 4 ░░░░░░░░ would go up behind ░░░░░░░░ Russian tanks and go ░░░░░░░░ PSAKI And how did ░░░░░░░░ get here today TIKTOKER ░░░░░░░░ You flew me first ░░░░░░░░ from California And on ░░░░░░░░ plane I went up ░░░░░░░░ the pilot and said ░░░░░░░░ Biden That s actually ░░░░░░░░ best plan I ve ░░░░░░░░ so far TIKTOKER 7 ░░░░░░░░ on you haven t ░░░░░░░░ from me yet Sorry ░░░░░░░░ m late guys For ░░░░░░░░ reason security was giving ░░░░░░░░ a hard time Biden ░░░░░░░░ this is awesome Who ░░░░░░░░ heck are you TIKTOKER ░░░░░░░░ Oh I m just ░░░░░░░░ guy who does a ░░░░░░░░ of insane tricks using ░░░░░░░░ toilet plunger stuck to ░░░░░░░░ nipples In terms of ░░░░░░░░ most famous people on ░░░░░░░░ it s like me ░░░░░░░░ Reese Witherspoon PSAKI Well ░░░░░░░░ were actually about to ░░░░░░░░ this meeting up because ░░░░░░░░ was clearly a bad ░░░░░░░░ TIKTOKER 7 Hey don ░░░░░░░░ do that Don t ░░░░░░░░ yank the plunger off ░░░░░░░░ nipple like that You ░░░░░░░░ the idea of asking ░░░░░░░░ stars how to fight ░░░░░░░░ might sound like a ░░░░░░░░ but remember they said ░░░░░░░░ same thing about the ░░░░░░░░ in World War II ░░░░░░░░ underestimate the importance of ░░░░░░░░ technology and how it ░░░░░░░░ young people in ways ░░░░░░░░ can never understand TikTok ░░░░░░░░ t some childish gimmicks ░░░░░░░░ has more power and ░░░░░░░░ influence than the Nightly ░░░░░░░░ Biden Wow That was ░░░░░░░░ inspiring young man TIKTOKER ░░░░░░░░ Oh I m 55 ░░░░░░░░ if you ll excuse ░░░░░░░░ I m going to ░░░░░░░░ move this plunger to ░░░░░░░░ crotch attach a knife ░░░░░░░░ the end and try ░░░░░░░░ slice an apple in ░░░░░░░░ God bless America EVERYONE ░░░░░░░░ live from New York ░░░░░░░░ s Saturday night!”