Kimmel: China Is Feeding Athletes Food that Divorced Dads Feed Their Children

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Seatbelts for ░░░░░░░░ their passengers It should ░░░░░░░░ great You know the ░░░░░░░░ are happening The olympics ░░░░░░░░ underway and the words ░░░░░░░░ everyone s lips are ░░░░░░░░ they are Friday was ░░░░░░░░ opening ceremony in Beijing ░░░░░░░░ you watch the opening ░░░░░░░░ Yeah That s what ░░░░░░░░ was talking about It ░░░░░░░░ nice Fabulous beautiful people ░░░░░░░░ all over the world ░░░░░░░░ colored flags flamboyant costumes ░░░░░░░░ s the closest China ░░░░░░░░ ever get to throwing ░░░░░░░░ gay pride parade One ░░░░░░░░ the athletes that caught ░░░░░░░░ world s attention is ░░░░░░░░ crumpton He is a ░░░░░░░░ racer from American Samoa ░░░░░░░░ he is all oiled ░░░░░░░░ Normally you would not ░░░░░░░░ to be so oily ░░░░░░░░ that proximity to a ░░░░░░░░ But that s nathan ░░░░░░░░ you You know they ░░░░░░░░ to make all the ░░░░░░░░ for the games They ░░░░░░░░ to make it It ░░░░░░░░ artificial snow And the ░░░░░░░░ for the women s ░░░░░░░░ ski jumping competition not ░░░░░░░░ is the snow fake ░░░░░░░░ looks like an abandoned ░░░░░░░░ plant Because it is ░░░░░░░░ abandoned power plant Those ░░░░░░░░ cooling towers from an ░░░░░░░░ coal fired steel mill ░░░░░░░░ ironic to hold a ░░░░░░░░ olympic event in front ░░░░░░░░ the reason we don ░░░░░░░░ have winter anymore There ░░░░░░░░ been lots of complaints ░░░░░░░░ athletes which we often ░░░░░░░░ from the winter olympics ░░░░░░░░ have the misfortune of ░░░░░░░░ positive for Covid They ░░░░░░░░ forced to isolate in ░░░░░░░░ quarantine hotel They put ░░░░░░░░ all in this one ░░░░░░░░ One biathlete from Russia ░░░░░░░░ a photo of a ░░░░░░░░ she was served which ░░░░░░░░ of several potatoes plain ░░░░░░░░ and charred meat They ░░░░░░░░ feeding them like divorced ░░░░░░░░ feed their kids But ░░░░░░░░ the criticism from the ░░░░░░░░ the current president of ░░░░░░░░ ioc and former fire ░░░░░░░░ organizer ja rule says ░░░░░░░░ complaints are completely overblown ░░░░░░░░ is a huge week ░░░░░░░░ wise.