Obama, Fallon, Charlie Sheen, Bill Maher and Celebrities Give Leno Farewell Advice

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it check ░░░░░░░░ out laughter applause you ░░░░░░░░ Jay i was once ░░░░░░░░ host of a late ░░░░░░░░ show myself emmy award ░░░░░░░░ critically acclaimed but there ░░░░░░░░ a a time when ░░░░░░░░ was replaced by a ░░░░░░░░ younger guy that no ░░░░░░░░ greg kinnear but you ░░░░░░░░ what you have to ░░░░░░░░ to deal with it ░░░░░░░░ doctor light laughter applause ░░░░░░░░ you re going to ░░░░░░░░ fine Jay fine Jay ░░░░░░░░ ve made a whole ░░░░░░░░ of jokes about me ░░░░░░░░ the years but do ░░░░░░░░ worry i m not ░░░░░░░░ on a totally unrelated ░░░░░░░░ i ve decided to ░░░░░░░░ you my new ambassador ░░░░░░░░ antarctica laughter hope you ░░░░░░░░ a warm coat funny ░░░░░░░░ Jay congratulations on a ░░░░░░░░ fantastic run as host ░░░░░░░░ the tonight show for ░░░░░░░░ 20 years my advice ░░░░░░░░ you now is just ░░░░░░░░ relax tool around in ░░░░░░░░ garage see family and ░░░░░░░░ you deserve it buddy ░░░░░░░░ rolling because we re ░░░░░░░░ on need this next ░░░░░░░░ too Jay welcome back ░░░░░░░░ the tonight show it ░░░░░░░░ only been a few ░░░░░░░░ but you knew it ░░░░░░░░ going to happen third ░░░░░░░░ is the charm okay ░░░░░░░░ friend good luck to ░░░░░░░░ cheers and applause hey ░░░░░░░░ here s something you ░░░░░░░░ never considered why don ░░░░░░░░ you take all this ░░░░░░░░ time and develop an ░░░░░░░░ hobby like working on ░░░░░░░░ cars i absolutely love ░░░░░░░░ do it i think ░░░░░░░░ might too actually Jay ░░░░░░░░ work on old cars ░░░░░░░░ s got a whole ░░░░░░░░ full of them okay ░░░░░░░░ Jay with your newfound ░░░░░░░░ you could finally invite ░░░░░░░░ over to your bleep ░░░░░░░░ laughter and applause how ░░░░░░░░ that hey Jay you ░░░░░░░░ i think you should ░░░░░░░░ all that extra time ░░░░░░░░ re going to have ░░░░░░░░ that huge dent on ░░░░░░░░ side of your car ░░░░░░░░ wait thud love you ░░░░░░░░ what are you talking ░░░░░░░░ why are you asking ░░░░░░░░ what Jay should do ░░░░░░░░ the show is over ░░░░░░░░ re just asking people ░░░░░░░░ opinions about what they ░░░░░░░░ Jay should do why ░░░░░░░░ i give a bleep ░░░░░░░░ he does he s ░░░░░░░░ grown man let him ░░░░░░░░ figure it out for ░░░░░░░░ i got a job ░░░░░░░░ Jay i got it ░░░░░░░░ can be the guy ░░░░░░░░ children s birthday parties ░░░░░░░░ blows the balloons and ░░░░░░░░ them into the weird ░░░░░░░░ reason why is you ░░░░░░░░ a big jaw so ░░░░░░░░ air in this area ░░░░░░░░ your face you can ░░░░░░░░ up a building with ░░░░░░░░ it a balloon balloon ░░░░░░░░ upper guy for kids ░░░░░░░░ that s what you ░░░░░░░░ hi Jay this is ░░░░░░░░ you know we know ░░░░░░░░ pretty good it doesn ░░░░░░░░ matter i did 160 ░░░░░░░░ a year i did ░░░░░░░░ tonight shows it s ░░░░░░░░ it s not a ░░░░░░░░ deal millionaires arguing well ░░░░░░░░ happened to the leno ░░░░░░░░ it doesn t matter ░░░░░░░░ you and i have ░░░░░░░░ friends a long time ░░░░░░░░ i know that you ░░░░░░░░ saved unlike me every ░░░░░░░░ you ever made i ░░░░░░░░ after 22 years at ░░░░░░░░ you could just buy ░░░░░░░░ and fire everybody laughter ░░░░░░░░ applause thank you cheers ░░░░░░░░ applause Jay have you ░░░░░░░░ about what you re ░░░░░░░░ to do next Jay ░░░░░░░░ know i don t ░░░░░░░░ you re the expert ░░░░░░░░ this area you ve ░░░░░░░░ it all what would ░░░░░░░░ do if you were ░░░░░░░░ i am so glad ░░░░░░░░ asked me that because ░░░░░░░░ know you as a ░░░░░░░░ talk show host right ░░░░░░░░ a mechanic right as ░░░░░░░░ stand up comedian i ░░░░░░░░ you need to reinvent ░░░░░░░░ Jay i don t ░░░░░░░░ laughter i dream a ░░░░░░░░ laughter and applause Jay ░░░░░░░░ know you re happily ░░░░░░░░ to a wonderful woman ░░░░░░░░ you would never cheat ░░░░░░░░ but if mavis ever ░░░░░░░░ you a a one ░░░░░░░░ hall pass i m ░░░░░░░░ girl i ll show ░░░░░░░░ how to make passionate ░░░░░░░░ using only a a ░░░░░░░░ two empty pickle jars ░░░░░░░░ some wrapping paper laughter ░░░░░░░░ buns are just out ░░░░░░░░ the oven and they ░░░░░░░░ hot hot hot i ░░░░░░░░ even wear this it ░░░░░░░░ a va kini i ░░░░░░░░ it myself laughter or ░░░░░░░░ you do this a ░░░░░░░░ of people that are ░░░░░░░░ sitting around doing nothing ░░░░░░░░ make money they sell ░░░░░░░░ you can do that ░░░░░░░░ Jimmy fallon hey Jay ░░░░░░░░ s me Jimmy i ░░░░░░░░ to say thank you ░░░░░░░░ for all the great ░░░░░░░░ you ve given me ░░░░░░░░ i really appreciate the ░░░░░░░░ calls and every time ░░░░░░░░ checking up on me ░░░░░░░░ it means the world ░░░░░░░░ me but i wanted ░░░░░░░░ let you know that ░░░░░░░░ a big story ever ░░░░░░░░ and you have your ░░░░░░░░ full of jokes and ░░░░░░░░ have to get it ░░░░░░░░ there you can always ░░░░░░░░ home and tell them ░░░░░░░░ the tonight show thank ░░░░░░░░ so much, Jay.