Tucker Mocks Kamala Harris’ Birthday Celebration in W.H.: That Was the ‘Most Sexless Imitation of a Kiss Imaginable’

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Here in ░░░░░░░░ of it all We ░░░░░░░░ spent an awful lot ░░░░░░░░ time telling you what ░░░░░░░░ think about the Biden ░░░░░░░░ We do it almost ░░░░░░░░ night A little repugnant ░░░░░░░░ tonight for once we ░░░░░░░░ go to let the ░░░░░░░░ Administration speak for itself ░░░░░░░░ show has obtained some ░░░░░░░░ shot footage of Joe ░░░░░░░░ and Kamala Harris the ░░░░░░░░ and vice president of ░░░░░░░░ United States or vice ░░░░░░░░ depending on your view ░░░░░░░░ that shows them in ░░░░░░░░ private moments deep within ░░░░░░░░ federal compound in Washington ░░░░░░░░ is a remarkable window ░░░░░░░░ who these people really ░░░░░░░░ and may be the ░░░░░░░░ remarkable thing about it ░░░░░░░░ that this video comes ░░░░░░░░ the Biden Administration itself ░░░░░░░░ released it apparently on ░░░░░░░░ They wanted you to ░░░░░░░░ it They thought you ░░░░░░░░ be impressed They thought ░░░░░░░░ would make them look ░░░░░░░░ Keep that in mind ░░░░░░░░ you watch this first ░░░░░░░░ This footage is from ░░░░░░░░ Harris surprise birthday party ░░░░░░░░ other day Here it ░░░░░░░░ Surprise Happy birthday to ░░░░░░░░ Cheers and applause Laughter ░░░░░░░░ birthday to you Happy ░░░░░░░░ to you Happy birthday ░░░░░░░░ birthday to you Applause ░░░░░░░░ in the entire history ░░░░░░░░ sad parties that has ░░░░░░░░ to take first place ░░░░░░░░ is like a roomful ░░░░░░░░ aliens have gathered to ░░░░░░░░ out this concept they ░░░░░░░░ heard about called happiness ░░░░░░░░ head alien is a ░░░░░░░░ strange being called Kamala ░░░░░░░░ who for reasons no ░░░░░░░░ ever explains walks into ░░░░░░░░ room in the most ░░░░░░░░ building in the world ░░░░░░░░ a piece of elasticized ░░░░░░░░ over her face but ░░░░░░░░ is totally normal just ░░░░░░░░ the masked birthday celebration ░░░░░░░░ Kamala Harris just then ░░░░░░░░ over to a man ░░░░░░░░ claim is her husband ░░░░░░░░ like her is for ░░░░░░░░ b23ed and he for ░░░░░░░░ reason as a mask ░░░░░░░░ his face too which ░░░░░░░░ they don t actually ░░░░░░░░ together or indeed have ░░░░░░░░ met We don t ░░░░░░░░ the truth but whatever ░░░░░░░░ is the two of ░░░░░░░░ proceed to pantomime the ░░░░░░░░ sexless imitation of a ░░░░░░░░ imaginable awkwardly rubbing faces ░░░░░░░░ the gauze And then ░░░░░░░░ as if it could ░░░░░░░░ weirder Harris suddenly yells ░░░░░░░░ at her own surprise ░░░░░░░░ party like she is ░░░░░░░░ the event for one ░░░░░░░░ her multiple personalities What ░░░░░░░░ hell is going on ░░░░░░░░ Who are these people ░░░░░░░░ just our leaders the ░░░░░░░░ who run the country ░░░░░░░░ it gets truly bizarre ░░░░░░░░ a look at this ░░░░░░░░ again intentionally released by ░░░░░░░░ White House press office ░░░░░░░░ Joe Biden in a ░░░░░░░░ He totters along like ░░░░░░░░ nursing home patient in ░░░░░░░░ final stretch clearly unaware ░░░░░░░░ his surroundings or what ░░░░░░░░ is caring in his ░░░░░░░░ hands Spoiler alert they ░░░░░░░░ flowers Watch Laughter Really ░░░░░░░░ Joe Aww thank you ░░░░░░░░ you Oh look at ░░░░░░░░ gorgeous This is my ░░░░░░░░ Oh I m going ░░░░░░░░ hang this up Thank ░░░░░░░░ Mr President You are ░░░░░░░░ Tucker the camera catches ░░░░░░░░ masked alone in her ░░░░░░░░ office And then she ░░░░░░░░ oh Joe I am ░░░░░░░░ touched says this alien ░░░░░░░░ as vice president She ░░░░░░░░ the word gorgeous they ░░░░░░░░ no actual human being ░░░░░░░░ used since 1977 There ░░░░░░░░ even if you listen ░░░░░░░░ it a fake kiss ░░░░░░░░ in there We are ░░░░░░░░ Harris made that sound ░░░░░░░░ it is possible there ░░░░░░░░ playing a soundtrack in ░░░░░░░░ background What we know ░░░░░░░░ they want you to ░░░░░░░░ this which is interesting ░░░░░░░░ can tell a lot ░░░░░░░░ the regime by the ░░░░░░░░ it produces North Korea ░░░░░░░░ on a lot of ░░░░░░░░ Just the other day ░░░░░░░░ released video of soldiers ░░░░░░░░ concrete slabs with their ░░░░░░░░ hands lying down through ░░░░░░░░ on broken glass These ░░░░░░░░ the people defending North ░░░░░░░░ back off or we ░░░░░░░░ eat you Okay got ░░░░░░░░ But what is the ░░░░░░░░ of the Joe and ░░░░░░░░ videos All your nightmares ░░░░░░░░ real The people in ░░░░░░░░ or even worse than ░░░░░░░░ thought they were Kamala ░░░░░░░░ have seemed kind of ░░░░░░░░ to you or Joe ░░░░░░░░ have looked a little ░░░░░░░░ of it but actually ░░░░░░░░ White House is not ░░░░░░░░ us you don t ░░░░░░░░ the half of it ░░░░░░░░ is possible Harris is ░░░░░░░░ actual robot with batteries ░░░░░░░░ new frontier of AI ░░░░░░░░ Biden isn t just ░░░░░░░░ he is barely conscious ░░░░░░░░ is the message they ░░░░░░░░ sending It is really ░░░░░░░░ And it has been ░░░░░░░░ on for a while.