Meyers Mocks Tucker Carlson’s ‘Just Asking Questions Routine:’ ‘You Can’t Say for Certain? By All Means, Put it on Television’

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Space mountain ░░░░░░░░ your mother and I ░░░░░░░░ get divorced Laughter Now ░░░░░░░░ company the pilots union ░░░░░░░░ the FAA have all ░░░░░░░░ to chaos to various ░░░░░░░░ From weather to air ░░░░░░░░ control to antiquated scheduling ░░░░░░░░ airline and the president ░░░░░░░░ the southwest pilots union ░░░░░░░░ said repeatedly the meltdown ░░░░░░░░ nothing nothing to do ░░░░░░░░ vaccine mandates but that ░░░░░░░░ t stopped some on ░░░░░░░░ right from spreading the ░░░░░░░░ claim anyway Some congressional ░░░░░░░░ said it s a ░░░░░░░░ out in response to ░░░░░░░░ vaccine mandates Arizona congressman ░░░░░░░░ Biggs tweeted I stand ░░░░░░░░ southwest airlines employees who ░░░░░░░░ fighting against these mandates ░░░░░░░░ union president for southwest ░░░░░░░░ told Fox News there ░░░░░░░░ no sick out these ░░░░░░░░ are because of poor ░░░░░░░░ Senator Ted Cruz blaming ░░░░░░░░ Joe Biden s quote ░░░░░░░░ vaccine mandate for the ░░░░░░░░ We can tell you ░░░░░░░░ the shutdown of southwest ░░░░░░░░ over the weekend was ░░░░░░░░ direct consequence It was ░░░░░░░░ reaction to Joe Biden ░░░░░░░░ vaccine mandates there were ░░░░░░░░ cancellations at southwest airlines ░░░░░░░░ known that there will ░░░░░░░░ more to come And ░░░░░░░░ just of airline flights ░░░░░░░░ least two amtrak train ░░░░░░░░ in the northeast were ░░░░░░░░ over the weekend and ░░░░░░░░ was a regularly scheduled ░░░░░░░░ ferry in Washington state ░░░░░░░░ the san Juan islands ░░░░░░░░ all cases the employees ░░░░░░░░ question who have been ░░░░░░░░ to get the shot ░░░░░░░░ not show up Were ░░░░░░░░ also protests against the ░░░░░░░░ shot mandates We can ░░░░░░░░ say for certain it ░░░░░░░░ wouldn t surprise us ░░░░░░░░ You can t say ░░░░░░░░ certain Well then please ░░░░░░░░ all means put it ░░░░░░░░ television We all know ░░░░░░░░ s how journalism works ░░░░░░░░ could forget the famous ░░░░░░░░ and Bernstein headline did ░░░░░░░░ do Watergate Seems like ░░░░░░░░ kind of thing he 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war on Christmas ░░░░░░░░ left s war on ░░░░░░░░ could continue No With ░░░░░░░░ and shortages of pilots ░░░░░░░░ around the holiday Yeah ░░░░░░░░ Pete s going to ░░░░░░░░ his hands full I ░░░░░░░░ he is Where is ░░░░░░░░ anyway Really in charge ░░░░░░░░ that Where is mayor ░░░░░░░░ I don t know ░░░░░░░░ you have all this ░░░░░░░░ action happening right before ░░░░░░░░ holidays Christmas This is ░░░░░░░░ okay first of all ░░░░░░░░ s October you don ░░░░░░░░ get to start with ░░░░░░░░ war on Christmas yet ░░░░░░░░ re still in the ░░░░░░░░ of the war on ░░░░░░░░ I m talking to ░░░░░░░░ people with the motion ░░░░░░░░ skeletons on their porches ░░░░░░░░ I walk my children ░░░░░░░░ school they shouldn t ░░░░░░░░ to hear their father ░░░░░░░░ like a chihuahua because ░░░░░░░░ thinks of an army ░░░░░░░░ the undead are coming ░░░░░░░░ him Laughter Plus my ░░░░░░░░ are still mad at ░░░░░░░░ for using them as ░░░░░░░░ shields take the boys ░░░░░░░░ I have no quarrel ░░░░░░░░ you skeleton king Applause ░░░░░░░░ seriously Fox News take ░░░░░░░░ one holiday at a ░░░░░░░░ At least come up ░░░░░░░░ a fake conspiracy theory ░░░░░░░░ how halloween first The ░░░░░░░░ wants to cancel Jack ░░░░░░░░ lanterns Face were too ░░░░░░░░ for their snowflakes so ░░░░░░░░ they ve changed the ░░░░░░░░ of halloween to all ░░░░░░░░ day Laughter Also true ░░░░░░░░ I ordered a pirate ░░░░░░░░ online for my son ░░░░░░░░ trick or treat in ░░░░░░░░ they e mailed back ░░░░░░░░ should be there by ░░░░░░░░ 28th What s the ░░░░░░░░ of your event Laughter ░░░░░░░░ s the date I ░░░░░░░░ a pirate costume for ░░░░░░░░ 3 year old oh ░░░░░░░░ 23rd we celebrate swashbuckler ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Again both the ░░░░░░░░ and the president of ░░░░░░░░ pilots union have said ░░░░░░░░ that the southwest meltdown ░░░░░░░░ nothing to do with ░░░░░░░░ vaccine mandate In fact ░░░░░░░░ president of the southwest ░░░░░░░░ union said it on ░░░░░░░░ News You ve seen ░░░░░░░░ lot of people invested ░░░░░░░░ this idea that this 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here and said Chicago ░░░░░░░░ t have fires Laughter ░░░░░░░░ if I said in ░░░░░░░░ criminal justice system the ░░░░░░░░ aren t represented by ░░░░░░░░ separate but equally important ░░░░░░░░ Law and order chimes]