Lewis Black: The Only People Who’ll Tell You Their Evil Plans in Advance Are Serial Killers, Super Villains, and Mitch McConnell

BLACK When a news ░░░░░░░░ falls through the cracks ░░░░░░░░ m there to pick ░░░░░░░░ up in a segment ░░░░░░░░ call Back in Black ░░░░░░░░ that the pandemic is ░░░░░░░░ the job market is ░░░░░░░░ up again Restaurants need ░░░░░░░░ and waiters hotels need ░░░░░░░░ and bellhops and movie ░░░░░░░░ need people to sweep ░░░░░░░░ the popcorn off the ░░░░░░░░ and put it back ░░░░░░░░ the popcorn machines But ░░░░░░░░ millions of Americans go ░░░░░░░░ to work there s ░░░░░░░░ American who a lot ░░░░░░░░ people wish would never ░░░░░░░░ again Clip starts LEMON ░░░░░░░░ year old justice Stephen ░░░░░░░░ really getting some pressure ░░░░░░░░ retire from a growing ░░░░░░░░ of Democrats so that ░░░░░░░░ can fill his spot ░░░░░░░░ a younger liberal justice ░░░░░░░░ Democrats are confident they ░░░░░░░░ get a Biden nominee ░░░░░░░░ the Senate as long ░░░░░░░░ they re still in ░░░░░░░░ majority BASH Just to ░░░░░░░░ clear you do think ░░░░░░░░ Justice Stephen Breyer should ░░░░░░░░ at the end of ░░░░░░░░ term OCASIO CORTEZ I ░░░░░░░░ give more thought to ░░░░░░░░ but I m inclined ░░░░░░░░ say yes Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ First of all I ░░░░░░░░ t believe someone has ░░░░░░░░ convince an 82 year ░░░░░░░░ to retire Personally I ░░░░░░░░ have stopped working a ░░░░░░░░ time ago if I ░░░░░░░░ t have to pay ░░░░░░░░ my anger management courses ░░░░░░░░ cancellation fees are outrageous ░░░░░░░░ you masterclass Look I ░░░░░░░░ see why being a ░░░░░░░░ Court justice is a ░░░░░░░░ gig You basically sit ░░░░░░░░ all day in a ░░░░░░░░ telling everyone else how ░░░░░░░░ live their lives Not ░░░░░░░░ mention kegger Tuesdays in ░░░░░░░░ Kavanaugh s chambers But ░░░░░░░░ Democrats are getting nervous ░░░░░░░░ right now they control ░░░░░░░░ Senate but if old ░░░░░░░░ Breyer waits too long ░░░░░░░░ filling his seat might ░░░░░░░░ up to Mitch McConnell ░░░░░░░░ McConnell is already kicking ░░░░░░░░ some fun ideas Clip ░░░░░░░░ BERMAN Senate minority leader ░░░░░░░░ McConnell making clear how ░░░░░░░░ he will go to ░░░░░░░░ the U S Supreme ░░░░░░░░ Remember McConnell blocked the ░░░░░░░░ of Merrick Garland with ░░░░░░░░ a year left in ░░░░░░░░ Obama administration Now he ░░░░░░░░ he would do it ░░░░░░░░ over again and maybe ░░░░░░░░ some McCONNELL I don ░░░░░░░░ think that either party ░░░░░░░░ it controlled if it ░░░░░░░░ different from the President ░░░░░░░░ confirm a Supreme Court ░░░░░░░░ in the middle of ░░░░░░░░ election Clip ends BLACK ░░░░░░░░ this guy shameless or ░░░░░░░░ The only people who ░░░░░░░░ you their evil plans ░░░░░░░░ advance are serial killers ░░░░░░░░ villains and Mitch bleep ░░░░░░░░ So if McConnell and ░░░░░░░░ GOP regain control of ░░░░░░░░ Senate there s a ░░░░░░░░ chance Biden wouldn t ░░░░░░░░ to replace Breyer with ░░░░░░░░ The seat will just ░░░░░░░░ empty until President Don ░░░░░░░░ Fills it with a ░░░░░░░░ year old Fox News ░░░░░░░░ I hope McKenzy with ░░░░░░░░ Y’ likes gun control.”