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CADDYSHACK the very best of Judge Smails (clip)
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It s easy to ░░░░░░░░ you ship comes in ░░░░░░░░ you got the stock ░░░░░░░░ beat the man worth ░░░░░░░░ the man who can ░░░░░░░░ when a shorts are ░░░░░░░░ tight in the seat ░░░░░░░░ in the world day ░░░░░░░░ see the court every ░░░░░░░░ I ve sent his ░░░░░░░░ younger the news of ░░░░░░░░ gas chamber didn t ░░░░░░░░ to do it cuz ░░░░░░░░ hold it to them ░░░░░░░░ most important decision you ░░░░░░░░ make right now is ░░░░░░░░ do you stand for ░░░░░░░░ an goodness o battles ░░░░░░░░ is a violation of ░░░░░░░░ personal privacy he s ░░░░░░░░ the law for a ░░░░░░░░ as such there s ░░░░░░░░ brown order he parked ░░░░░░░░ my park knees pressing ░░░░░░░░ a tow truck over ░░░░░░░░ and have it hauled ░░░░░░░░ immediately I know a ░░░░░░░░ by the way sir ░░░░░░░░ of teas in my ░░░░░░░░ your honor odd or ░░░░░░░░ thought odd it is ░░░░░░░░ honor your honor uh ░░░░░░░░ Pickering dr Biber this ░░░░░░░░ my niece Lacey under ░░░░░░░░ Lacey s mother s ░░░░░░░░ her to us for ░░░░░░░░ summer must be a ░░░░░░░░ change from dreary old ░░░░░░░░ yes I was getting ░░░░░░░░ tired of having fun ░░░░░░░░ the time uh weren ░░░░░░░░ you drop by the ░░░░░░░░ Club mom tang all ░░░░░░░░ it s a cave ░░░░░░░░ too easy oh they ░░░░░░░░ you d be interested ░░░░░░░░ knowing that this uniform ░░░░░░░░ given to me by ░░░░░░░░ captain of the links ░░░░░░░░ st Andrews Scott they ░░░░░░░░ the game they re ░░░░░░░░ know except they call ░░░░░░░░ golf without the else ░░░░░░░░ do I think you ░░░░░░░░ why you re here ░░░░░░░░ I ll do us ░░░░░░░░ the courtesy of not ░░░░░░░░ what happened yesterday sorry ░░░░░░░░ house yes sir yes ░░░░░░░░ look at the wax ░░░░░░░░ on those shoes this ░░░░░░░░ fine leather I want ░░░░░░░░ wax stripped off there ░░░░░░░░ want them cream and ░░░░░░░░ with a fine chamois ░░░░░░░░ I want them now ░░░░░░░░ chop got em judges ░░░░░░░░ want the entire pool ░░░░░░░░ sterilized and disinfected totally ░░░░░░░░ you put out the ░░░░░░░░ you re gonna eat ░░░░░░░░ fat all day Bonnie ░░░░░░░░ dressed you re playing ░░░░░░░░ today no I m ░░░░░░░░ grandpa I m playing ░░░░░░░░ you re playing golf ░░░░░░░░ you re going to ░░░░░░░░ it you ll hear ░░░░░░░░ in like him Oh ░░░░░░░░ Brett have you heard ░░░░░░░░ latest one about the ░░░░░░░░ the Catholic and the ░░░░░░░░ boy who went to ░░░░░░░░ ha ha ha yeah ░░░░░░░░ s a doozy just ░░░░░░░░ ask a Navy man ░░░░░░░░ you ll have another ░░░░░░░░ no there s nobody ░░░░░░░░ goddamn business how many ░░░░░░░░ is out already right ░░░░░░░░ you re drinking too ░░░░░░░░ your excellency excellency Fiddlesticks ░░░░░░░░ name s Fred I ░░░░░░░░ just a man same ░░░░░░░░ you don t have ░░░░░░░░ man your official __ ░░░░░░░░ six there is no ░░░░░░░░ is illegal at Bushwood ░░░░░░░░ and I never slice ░░░░░░░░ okay you can open ░░░░░░░░ know you do you ░░░░░░░░ what Gophers can do ░░░░░░░░ a golf course I ░░░░░░░░ the smell of napalm ░░░░░░░░ the morning smells like ░░░░░░░░ we re waiting Bushwood ░░░░░░░░ dump well I ll ░░░░░░░░ you ll never be ░░░░░░░░ member here don t ░░░░░░░░ games with me ty ░░░░░░░░ that steering wheel over ░░░░░░░░ art belongs and get ░░░░░░░░ out of here I ░░░░░░░░ it my sir find ░░░░░░░░ T off spoiling this ░░░░░░░░ for the old Billy ░░░░░░░░ oh are you trying ░░░░░░░░ make time with my ░░░░░░░░ girl huh what do ░░░░░░░░ say yeah how about ░░░░░░░░ fresca I ll slap ░░░░░░░░ injunction on them so ░░░░░░░░ it ll make that ░░░░░░░░ spin mmm those Gophers ░░░░░░░░ ll be looking for ░░░░░░░░ new greenskeeper so clear ░░░░░░░░ see you on deck ░░░░░░░░ looks like my folks ░░░░░░░░ t have enough money ░░░░░░░░ put me through college ░░░░░░░░ the world needs teach ░░░░░░░░ to what that scholarship ░░░░░░░░ you I guess I ░░░░░░░░ t utility you should ░░░░░░░░ silly one of my ░░░░░░░░ s in value the ░░░░░░░░ 100 don t know ░░░░░░░░ I m no doorknob ░░░░░░░░ all right I never ░░░░░░░░ to see that back ░░░░░░░░ again my poor Swart ░░░░░░░░ feels a little chill ░░░░░░░░ I bring him this ░░░░░░░░ sure all right you
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