Noah: Miami’s Maskless Partying Is Gov. DeSantis’ Fault for Calling Florida the ‘Freedom Oasis’

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Trevor Let ░░░░░░░░ kick things off with ░░░░░░░░ break the one week ░░░░░░░░ year when college students ░░░░░░░░ and party This is ░░░░░░░░ the second year that ░░░░░░░░ break has fallen during ░░░░░░░░ but things are a ░░░░░░░░ different now At this ░░░░░░░░ last year many people ░░░░░░░░ t started taking the ░░░░░░░░ seriously yet but this ░░░░░░░░ they ve stopped taking ░░░░░░░░ pandemic seriously too soon ░░░░░░░░ break state of emergency ░░░░░░░░ more chaos from Miami ░░░░░░░░ a wild weekend of ░░░░░░░░ maskless people packing the ░░░░░░░░ Police shooting pepper balls ░░░░░░░░ disperse the crowd setting ░░░░░░░░ a stampede More than ░░░░░░░░ 000 arrested since the ░░░░░░░░ of spring break Maskless ░░░░░░░░ descended into the entertainment ░░░░░░░░ over the weekend dancing ░░░░░░░░ cars drinking in the ░░░░░░░░ defying an 8 00 ░░░░░░░░ M Curfew issued Saturday ░░░░░░░░ have been packing this ░░░░░░░░ since February when Ron ░░░░░░░░ declared this an oasis ░░░░░░░░ freedom from Coronavirus restrictions ░░░░░░░░ DeSantis said no masks ░░░░░░░░ guy dressed as a ░░░░░░░░ climbed on the car ░░░░░░░░ an American flag tossed ░░░░░░░░ bills and declared Covid ░░░░░░░░ over Covid s over ░░░░░░░░ Bleep Trevor Oh wow ░░░░░░░░ as hell Let s ░░░░░░░░ clear here Covered is ░░░░░░░░ over Some random dude ░░░░░░░░ t declare the end ░░░░░░░░ the pandemic by dressing ░░░░░░░░ like the joker and ░░░░░░░░ it rain Only Anthony ░░░░░░░░ can declare the end ░░░░░░░░ the pandemic by dressing ░░░░░░░░ the joker and making ░░░░░░░░ rain This is what ░░░░░░░░ happen after Florida s ░░░░░░░░ called the state a ░░░░░░░░ oasis If I put ░░░░░░░░ Starbucks sign above my ░░░░░░░░ door I can t ░░░░░░░░ mad when people show ░░░░░░░░ and try to take ░░░░░░░░ shit in my bathroom ░░░░░░░░ no reason you can ░░░░░░░░ celebrate spring break and ░░░░░░░░ wear a mask It ░░░░░░░░ be part of the ░░░░░░░░ Think how sexy a ░░░░░░░░ mask contest could be ░░░░░░░░ haven t seen mouths ░░░░░░░░ a year what s ░░░░░░░░ there Mm mmm If ░░░░░░░░ learned anything from Miami ░░░░░░░░ is just a preview ░░░░░░░░ how much everyone is ░░░░░░░░ to get loose once ░░░░░░░░ pandemic is truly over ░░░░░░░░ have been locked up ░░░░░░░░ too long Once it ░░░░░░░░ everyone will be drinking ░░░░░░░░ hooking up with everyone ░░░░░░░░ will be so much ░░░░░░░░ will create the next ░░░░░░░░ virus Yeah Guys will ░░░░░░░░ waking up in bed ░░░░░░░░ to a bat like ░░░░░░░░ oh I think I ░░░░░░░░ it again But let ░░░░░░░░ move on to this ░░░░░░░░ s