Tucker Dissects Jill Biden’s Dissertation: Parts of It Are Like ‘Pig Latin or Dogs Barking’

RUSH TRANSCRIPT And doctor ░░░░░░░░ we miss anyone Tucker ░░░░░░░░ doctor Kind of amusing ░░░░░░░░ s get serious for ░░░░░░░░ minute Imagine your nightmare ░░░░░░░░ emergency You re on ░░░░░░░░ with your family You ░░░░░░░░ double over with shooting ░░░░░░░░ pains and lose consciousness ░░░░░░░░ wake up strapped to ░░░░░░░░ ambulance racing to the ░░░░░░░░ room Paramedics hover over ░░░░░░░░ trying to keep you ░░░░░░░░ You ve had a ░░░░░░░░ coronary they shout we ░░░░░░░░ going to take good ░░░░░░░░ of you One of ░░░░░░░░ best doctors in the ░░░░░░░░ Whoopi Goldberg said this ░░░░░░░░ should be the next ░░░░░░░░ general You slump back ░░░░░░░░ to the stretcher deeply ░░░░░░░░ Moments later they wheel ░░░░░░░░ in the hospital There ░░░░░░░░ is the famous doctor ░░░░░░░░ just told you about ░░░░░░░░ s wrong She doesn ░░░░░░░░ have a stethoscope not ░░░░░░░░ chart or ekg machine ░░░░░░░░ sight She s turning ░░░░░░░░ what appears to be ░░░░░░░░ overall projector Jill a ░░░░░░░░ yells there s a ░░░░░░░░ what do we do ░░░░░░░░ s Dr Bide on ░░░░░░░░ you the woman says ░░░░░░░░ watches a slide show ░░░░░░░░ equity and diversity in ░░░░░░░░ s community college system ░░░░░░░░ the first time you ░░░░░░░░ no fear of death ░░░░░░░░ welcome the sweet release ░░░░░░░░ don t walk toward ░░░░░░░░ light you run So ░░░░░░░░ to what you just ░░░░░░░░ Dr Jill bide season ░░░░░░░░ a healer She s ░░░░░░░░ allowed to write prescriptions ░░░░░░░░ wouldn t know what ░░░░░░░░ do with your appendix ░░░░░░░░ has an education degree ░░░░░░░░ some school in Delaware ░░░░░░░░ re supposed to find ░░░░░░░░ highly impressive She could ░░░░░░░░ surgeon general Many laughed ░░░░░░░░ took it seriously Because ░░░░░░░░ s our job We ░░░░░░░░ her dissertation this week ░░░░░░░░ very document that made ░░░░░░░░ quote a doctor And ░░░░░░░░ did we discover when ░░░░░░░░ did that We re ░░░░░░░░ to give it to ░░░░░░░░ in a diagnosis Dr ░░░░░░░░ needs reading glasses either ░░░░░░░░ or she s borderline ░░░░░░░░ There are typos everywhere ░░░░░░░░ in the first graph ░░░░░░░░ the introduction Dr Jill ░░░░░░░░ t write she can ░░░░░░░░ really think clearly either ░░░░░░░░ of the dissertation seems ░░░░░░░░ be written in the ░░░░░░░░ language using English words ░░░░░░░░ re essentially pure nonsense ░░░░░░░░ pig Latin or dogs ░░░░░░░░ The whole thing is ░░░░░░░░ embarrassing And not simply ░░░░░░░░ poor illiterate Jill Biden ░░░░░░░░ to the college that ░░░░░░░░ this scholarship The higher ░░░░░░░░ to the nation itself ░░░░░░░░ Biden s doctoral dissertation ░░░░░░░░ our national shame Are ░░░░░░░░ overstating this You decide ░░░░░░░░ the very first page ░░░░░░░░ Dr Biden s owe ░░░░░░░░ she describes an average ░░░░░░░░ of students at a ░░░░░░░░ college called Delaware tech ░░░░░░░░ course she counts the ░░░░░░░░ by their skin color ░░░░░░░░ s a Biden after ░░░░░░░░ But pay close attention ░░░░░░░░ the math Quote three ░░░░░░░░ of the class will ░░░░░░░░ caucasian One quarter of ░░░░░░░░ class will be African ░░░░░░░░ One seat will hold ░░░░░░░░ Latino And the remaining ░░░░░░░░ will be filled with ░░░░░░░░ of Asian decent or ░░░░░░░░ aliens Somehow Dr Biden ░░░░░░░░ for all five quarters ░░░░░░░░ the class Which actually ░░░░░░░░ t easy You ve ░░░░░░░░ to pay close attention ░░░░░░░░ do something like that ░░░░░░░░ dissertation continues Dr Jill ░░░░░░░░ habit of counting things ░░░░░░░░ nontraditional ways On page ░░░░░░░░ for example she writes ░░░░░░░░ Of the 159 students ░░░░░░░░ 55 received financial aid ░░░░░░░░ paid their own tuition ░░░░░░░░ 45 students parents pay ░░░░░░░░ spouses pay Nine receive ░░░░░░░░ nine others receive funds ░░░░░░░░ the gi bill vocational ░░░░░░░░ programs or grants Now ░░░░░░░░ said that fast but ░░░░░░░░ you follow the accounting ░░░░░░░░ Jill Biden surveyed 159 ░░░░░░░░ But she received a ░░░░░░░░ of 162 responses So ░░░░░░░░ ahead and try that ░░░░░░░░ home You can t ░░░░░░░░ re not a doctor ░░░░░░░░ it goes on At ░░░░░░░░ point Dr Jill suggests ░░░░░░░░ this is innovative that ░░░░░░░░ the administration may want ░░░░░░░░ consider in future planning ░░░░░░░░ eight week study week ░░░░░░░░ eight week week Let ░░░░░░░░ know what the administration ░░░░░░░░ of that before in ░░░░░░░░ tired western linear approach ░░░░░░░░ time and space there ░░░░░░░░ only a single week ░░░░░░░░ the week Another relatic ░░░░░░░░ the patriarchy Once Jill ░░░░░░░░ smashed the glass ceiling ░░░░░░░░ shielded community colleges in ░░░░░░░░ to new Progressive approaches ░░░░░░░░ time management we could ░░░░░░░░ eight full weeks As ░░░░░░░░ Biden might say that ░░░░░░░░ an 8 000 increase ░░░░░░░░ bad We re being ░░░░░░░░ there Not all of ░░░░░░░░ Biden s dissertation is ░░░░░░░░ Luis in a genic ░░░░░░░░ Some is real Some ░░░░░░░░ verified Take this one ░░░░░░░░ to the retention director ░░░░░░░░ Cecil community college the ░░░░░░░░ community college made a ░░░░░░░░ effort to address retention ░░░░░░░░ you have it In ░░░░░░░░ retention directors say they ░░░░░░░░ addressing retention Consider the ░░░░░░░░ over Cecil community college ░░░░░░░░ retention efforts settled straight ░░░░░░░░ the source There s ░░░░░░░░ lot of newsy bits ░░░░░░░░ that in her dissertation ░░░░░░░░ s still online at ░░░░░░░░ for now But whatever ░░░░░░░░ do do not make ░░░░░░░░ of it If you ░░░░░░░░ to notice that Dr ░░░░░░░░ isn t a super ░░░░░░░░ you hate all women ░░░░░░░░ re a dangerous misogynist ░░░░░░░░ many are saying, what